Nicking from Woolworths! ✏️
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Welcome to a new week of On The Sofa! The podcast where you sit back and relax with your mates from the telly and discuss everything and anything.
Colson's dad has gone full Rambo in an attempt to scare off criminal underworld of Castleford. 🚘 💣
Jack admits to a childhood crime and Ben shares an update on Star The Dog.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson. |
| 0:12.4 | That close enough to you. |
| 0:14.0 | Can you hear, can... |
| 0:15.4 | And Jack our producer, it seems. |
| 0:18.1 | It is miles. |
| 0:19.2 | You can pull it in a wee bit. I can't hear of it. It's the. I get, I can't enjoy it. You can't, you know, I can't. |
| 0:22.2 | It's the same distance that yours is that. Is it? No, I am. The thing is that, Corson, because he's sat in the middle, his head moves left and right. And so you need to be a bit further away so I can catch his sort of dynamic. That's why you do what you do. I like it. Keep this in the episode. It makes me laugh. |
| 0:36.8 | She made a tear of yourself. |
| 0:37.8 | No, I haven't. No. |
| 0:39.4 | What's your name? |
| 0:40.4 | Jack. Ben. You do. I like it. Keep this in the episode. It makes me laugh. She made a tear of yourself. |
| 0:37.8 | No, I haven't. |
| 0:39.4 | What's your name? |
| 0:40.4 | Jack. |
| 0:41.0 | Ben. |
| 0:41.9 | This is on the sofa, the podcast where they're three of us get together to chat. |
| 0:46.1 | All things are lives, film and TV and everything in between. |
| 0:50.8 | As you can tell, Jack is an expert in podcast. |
| 0:53.4 | Make it sound like you're dead. |
| 0:54.7 | Right, |
| 0:55.1 | right, |
| 0:55.5 | let's just quickly. |
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