All right ladies and gentlemen, thank you. Let's have order order in the court, please

I don't know if that's making the noise but

so

Mr

stash

Sorry, Mr. Tash must Tash you are on trial today facing the following charges assault on people's eyes

terrorism of young children and

and public disturbance we've had reports from grocery stores hair salons and flipflap shops that you've been a public disturbance in nuisance

Mr. Tash, how do you plead I plead not guilty your honor

All right, well, we're going to hear opening arguments against you from the prosecution. So let's go ahead

I just want to say that that Mr. Tash has been warned repeatedly that this mustache needs to be taken care of

He is not listened to repeated repeated warnings about this

now now in regard to the charges I have several witness statements here

I don't know that we want to get into them just yet

But several witness statements of the the absolute human atrocities that have been you know carried out by this mustache

a woman in a supermarket yesterday saw the the stash had vivid flashbacks of

Just communist regimes and began screaming in the supermarket this caused a subsequent noise complaint

so

relevance

I think the relevance is clear your honor. Would you agree?

sustained

Thank you very much now

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