Nick Swardson

Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino

Andrew Santino & Wave

Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Nick Swardson is a comedian, actor, and writer known for his sharp wit and outrageous humor. With a career spanning over two decades, Swardson has starred in numerous hit films like "Grandma's Boy" and "Benchwarmers," and has been a staple on "Reno 911!" His latest comedy special, "Nick Swardson: Make Joke from Face," showcases his unique blend of irreverent storytelling and quick-fire punchlines, solidifying his status as one of the funniest voices in comedy today. WATCH HIS NEW SPECIAL NOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNGwA9FRrEk #nickswardson #whiskeyginger #podcast #andrewsantino =========================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ETHOS Affordable Life Insurance Only $10 A Month! https://ethoslife.com/whiskey KIKOFF GET YOUR 1ST MONTH FOR $1 https://kikoff.com/whiskey ETHOS Affordable Life Insurance Only $10 A Month! https://ethoslife.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeyging... https://twitter.com/whiskeyginger_ Produced and edited by Joe Faria IG: @itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, hey there, Whiskey Ginger fans. Thank you for joining the show. I just want to tell you, I'm on tour. I'm doing a big, old, fancy tour. I can't wait to come see you guys all over the country. I'm in Frank, California to start. I go to Indianapolis, Charlotte, North Carolina, Waukee, Iowa, Omaha, Nebraska, Kansas City, Cleveland, St. Louis, Grand Rapids, Detroit, Norlands, San Antonio, my hometown, Chicago, Illinois. I can't wait to come see you guys. Durham, Atlanta, Charleston, Philly, New York, Phoenix, San Francisco, San Diego, Boston, and of course, Minneapolis is the last on that tour. Not the least. Last but not the least. And I'm adding dates. I'm adding shows. So be on the lookout. Go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsantino.com. In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. You were that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse Ginger's
0:54.8	You owe me $5 for the whiskey
0:57.4	And 75 for the horse
0:59.4	Ginger's all hell now
1:00.8	This whiskey is excellent
1:02.8	Ginger
1:03.8	I like gingers
1:05.4	Okay so
1:07.7	Are we live right now?
1:08.9	We're live
1:09.3	Singer Ingrid Andres, National Anthem.
1:13.0	She said, I'm not going to bullshit, y'all. I was drunk last night. I'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help I need. That was not me last night. I apologize. The MLB, all the fans in this country, I love so much for that rendition. I'll let you know how rehab is. I hear it's super fun, X-O Ingrid.
1:26.4	Okay, is you trolling?
1:27.3	Does that sound fake?
1:28.2	I don't know.
1:29.9	Let's hear.
1:30.6	Hold on.
1:31.1	That was not. let you know how rehab is. I hear it's super fun. XO. Ingrid. Okay, is she trolling? Does that sound fake?
1:28.2	I don't know. Let's hear, hold on. I want to hear it. That was not me last night.
1:32.6	That was you. No, that wasn't me at all. No, that wasn't me.
1:36.5	That was not me. Here's her singing the national. That wasn't me in Colorado.
1:39.8	Let me hear it. Hold on.
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