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🗓️ 19 September 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What up, Whiskey, Jeter fans? Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today, and it is a great day because my special is out. |
| 0:09.8 | White Noise, available on Hulu. Check it out, please. Go check out White Noise on Hulu. Spread the word. |
| 0:18.2 | Tell everyone you know. Appreciate it. And also, I'm on tour, Halloween weekend. I'm going to San Francisco, the punchline. Then I'm going to be at the Brea Improv, the Tempe Improv, which I've never played. ASU, I'm coming home. I'm at the Horseshoe Casino in Hammond, Indiana, November 22nd. Then I'm at Hanover, Maryland at the Hall, at Live, the Borgata in January as well, the Harris Valley Center, which is basically San Diego, end of January. |
| 0:44.2 | Then we're adding, Vegas is coming up soon, and a few more dates. |
| 0:47.4 | We'll go to Andrew Santino.com for the tickets, Andrewsantino.com. |
| 0:50.3 | Please enjoy the special white noise on Hulu. |
| 0:52.7 | In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. |
| 0:58.3 | You were that creature in the ginger beard. |
| 1:00.5 | Sturdy and ginger. |
| 1:02.1 | Like that hers, the ginger gene is a curse. |
| 1:04.4 | Ginger's a fugitive. |
| 1:05.8 | You only $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse. |
| 1:09.7 | Ginger's, oh, hell no. |
| 1:11.0 | This whiskey is excellent. |
| 1:13.6 | Ginger. |
| 1:14.6 | I like gingers. |
| 1:16.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Jr. My guest today is one of my favorite people on Earth. I stay there for all my guests. My guest might have me once again today. It is the return of Nick Swartz and Swartz, Swartz, Swartz, Swart, Swart, Swart, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T, T. Eat me out. |
| 1:28.2 | Eat me out. |
| 1:30.0 | Minnesota's finest. |
| 1:31.5 | Nick Swordson is here. |
| 1:33.1 | And he's promoting his new YouTube channel, Sward Nation. |
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