Nick Swardson - DJ Crablegs

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT!

Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa.

Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.

In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow.

Transcript

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0:30.0	I'm gonna take you down
0:32.2	Stick around make a sound under down these dope people town
0:36.8	Hey, Tidey's welcome another episode of dumb people town population you population you
0:44.6	population Carson would you please welcome to the show
0:51.4	Jason Randy it is good to be here. I just came back from 1980. Yep
0:57.1	And I have a fresh suit on his one drop the two words of the day the two words of the day Johnny. They are
1:04.7	beef
1:06.7	What is that what is a food a drape and a grape?
1:15.2	Is a food drape that is what is a food drape and the drape behind you are not made what are they made of corn beef?
1:21.7	These are yes, that is fresh from a dilly these are a corn beef. This is a corn beef ranch
1:28.1	There's a corn home and it breaks out of your genital mouth
1:32.9	Can we not say mount you can say I'm gonna be here and I turn it over to a Dan van Kirk. Hi buddy. Hi buddy
1:40.4	Hi, I guess is it's next
1:42.5	Oh my god
1:44.5	I just got some old cars and just split
1:46.6	Carson just the ghost of Johnny Carson just
1:49.8	Fluing in out. It's so good to have you on the show
1:53.7	Favorite people in the world some of them we've known for a quarter of a century when he was a baby
1:59.6	And by the way, I loved your special on the Netflix. Thanks man. I'm so good so funny
2:05.4	So you nobody tells a fart joke like Nick Swartz. Yeah, I dropped some heat literally. There was some fire fire fart jokes
2:11.5	I was happy with this special. I mean I was like in the middle of tourists
2:15.1	I was like completely out of shape and look like a fucking just a
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