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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!

Welcome to Un... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to unnecessary roughness.

Barstool's College Football Podcasts and very quickly tell them about the amazing drink

that sponsors our show, Casey. Hi noon sunsips this is one of the first

emergency pods that we have done in a long time watching an emergency podcast and you do not

have a high noon in your hand.

What are you doing?

The L. Prez Pack limited edition, Michigan National Champs.

The Snowbird, the Winter Pack.

It doesn't matter.

Nick Sabin has retired, whether you're celebrating,

whether you're sad, do it with a high noon,

Brandon Walker, Emergency Unnecessary Roughness Podcast.

Brother, I bet you have some things to say.

Right before the stream started, this young man down here, Jack McGuire who pushes the show

live said, Brandon, are you ready?

And I've been ready for this moment for two decades. I have been waiting for this moment

for the Alabama fans to come crashing to a halt for the entire trailer park mansion over there to finally finally come crashing down.

You don't understand what it's like to be living in the shadow of the greatest college football coach at all time.

And that's what's happening right now. Nick Sabin, the greatest coach to ever coach this game.

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