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The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars. You're faced with the

McDonald's side mission. Do you, A, join the ever-growing

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Didn't say ready. Didn't say ready. Remember last episode? Never, I never, I never do anything. I didn't say shit. He said ready? I didn't answer. I'm the fucking host. Welcome to 100% eat. That's two. The show where we try every fast food restaurant, let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host. Apparently, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan Swirs. Yeah. Jordan, how are you? I'm good. Who really runs this show?

I never do that ever! Never ever, ever! One time ever!

Next episode, next episode. By the time, this one's out? If he's done it one time

ever, how is it so easy to do a single-durn? I just stared at you knowing he was going to start.

It was so good. By the time this is out, we've you knowing he was gonna start. It was so good.

By the time this is out,

we've already, we've already proven that he's done it more than twice. Absolutely. I know, but the facts are out better. But we don't even need the research. This guy knows he just lived, it was a lived experience. Real, who watches the watchman situation? I'll be honest. Nick, so got that Nick of all people

immediately folded

went two times

two times

he couldn't even try to get out of this one. He couldn't even pull a straw defense. He was ready to fight and then he went, shit, two. Two times. Okay, that's two, you got me. But it's not more than two. It's definitely not more than two. We also need to talk, because we didn't talk about this in the ride along. But his fucking phone pulling up the app situation again at McDonald's. I'm working on it. Stop saying it. Someone's going to get a working on account. How many episodes has that been? Now, here's what's going on before we get it to Michael, what we eat?

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