Hi hello and welcome to a quick preamble before we get into the tease the hot

little tease of our Patreon exclusive recap show of Netflix is a love is blind now prepare yourself because this is where

Pat is going to be extremely rude to your earbuds and ask you for some cold hard cash.

Pat take it away.

Okay so as I figured out if you're listening to the sound of my voice right now,

you would have already caught that the running time of this thing is like 10 minutes.

Right.

This is not a fucking TED Talk, you dummy.

You know we're only giving you 10 minutes or so. Hey this is me all right give me

you are a dumb ass. Sorry sorry. All right. You're still listening to

TED Talks you are a dumb ass. Okay regardless that means you fucking love us and

you're saying hey I don't care. It's 10 minutes of gold. I love these guys so much

I'll listen to it. Don't you want more gold? Exactly Dylan. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good good. How do they get more gold well they go

us school yeah yeah so we're gonna give you the episode two of this goddamn

shelf which you're gonna love yeah but now this is the time when you turn that corner and you

you've been listening

to us say hey give me money on Patriot I know you've been you probably going like

God that's all I talk about I'm getting sick of it but I would argue you're still

listening here aren't you sure and we'll say again

Pat's wife does need a peloton very very badly it's a god damn plane it is a god damn

plane but let me wrap this up right before we get in the episode here let me just

say this is a stationary bike with a gym membership it's not a plane well it's very

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