Nick Offerman

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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The author of "Where the Deer and the Antelope Play: The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside," Nick Offerman, texts his famous buddies Jeff Tweedy and George Saunders a video message from Stephen Colbert and our Late Show audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tonight, siblings will squabble, couples will clash, bodies will brawl, over dominoes.
0:06.2	When the doorbell rings, the only thing you'll hear is betrayal.
0:09.9	Because the best brings out the worst in us.
0:12.6	Dominoes, tearing loved ones apart since 1985.
0:17.9	Cause a commotion tonight with a tasty trio deal.
0:20.6	Large pizza, classic side and a drink, only 1999.
0:25.1	In 12th November 23, delivery charges may apply.
0:27.9	TZC dominoes.co.uk
0:39.6	Folks, my first guest tonight is the only person I can introduce as a beloved actor,
0:43.9	New York Times bestselling author and professional woodworker.
0:47.4	Please welcome back to the late show, Nick Offerman.
0:49.8	Nice to see you again.
0:55.6	Boy, is it good to be back?
0:57.3	It's like you're a calming presence, Nick Offerman.
0:59.9	Thank you. I'll try and keep it that way.
1:01.7	Yeah. Should I talk slower?
1:03.9	I doubt that's possible.
1:06.1	I was expecting because of the photo I saw last night where we promote you.
1:09.6	Like, hey, tomorrow night, Nick Offerman, the promo was showed you had the big beard.
1:16.0	How do you make the decision on when you're going to go like full biblical patriarch
1:20.2	and when you're just going to be rustic?
1:22.1	I call it the full gimli around my house.
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