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🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | As far as turning on my wife, we've been together for 25 years and we actually have yet to consummate our relationship. |
| 0:09.0 | Oh. |
| 0:10.0 | And they just always have it playing. |
| 0:12.0 | So I meet a lot of kids these days that say, oh God, I've seen Parks and Rec seven or eight times through. |
| 0:19.0 | To which I say, let me recommend some books to you. |
| 0:22.5 | You do a ton of blow and then dump out a jigsaw puzzle. |
| 0:27.1 | And you go 72 hours. |
| 0:29.3 | Sit down at a big butt plug. |
| 0:31.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.6 | Okay. |
| 0:35.4 | Okay. |
| 0:35.8 | Nick Offerman, David. |
| 0:38.5 | Nick Offerman was a good time. |
| 0:42.0 | This guy I see out and about here and there. |
| 0:43.9 | He's a great guy married to Megan Malaley, so I see them together. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.6 | Sometimes. |
| 0:49.6 | I met those two. |
| 0:50.4 | She was on Will and Grace. |
| 0:52.0 | Will and Grace? |
| 0:53.8 | hilarious. He has a book. He's got a book called Is it Little Woodchurch? She was on Will and Grace. Will and Grace? Hilarious. |
| 0:55.2 | He has a book. |
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