Nick Offerman Returns

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Nick Offerman feels earnestly grateful about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Nick sits down with Conan once more to discuss processing feelings of intense jealousy, pitching his new book Where the Deer and the Antelope Play on its own merits, why creating things is critical to overall health, and his new column on Substack, Donkey Thoughts. Later, the gang reunites in person for the first time in years. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Nick Offerman and I feel earnestly grateful about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:14.6	That's very nice. Well, it's fun to make a cheap joke involving farting, but I knew this.
0:23.0	Is it really that fun? It is fun. Okay, I'm 51 years old, but it hasn't gotten old yet. It's still my bag.
0:54.0	Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I believe podcast of the century by time and
1:01.6	newsweek. I just made it up. Back then you said newsweek too. Yeah. Is there still a newsweek? I don't
1:08.6	think so. What are you going on a computer to find out? No, I'm going to order an edition of newsweek.
1:15.3	I think it's online, but I don't think the print edition exists. All I'm saying is I don't think
1:20.6	anyone's going to look into it. So I'm going to start making out landish claims about the success of
1:24.2	our podcast. Oh, you know, we are a successful podcast, but I'm just going to start throwing out right
1:29.6	after the introduction. I say and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. Just voted best hour
1:36.0	of entertainment by Goodhousekeeping magazine. Best hour of entertainment. Yeah, and that's all
1:42.1	time, meaning it stacks up against any movie. It stacks up against any book that takes you could
1:48.3	read for an hour. Anything that would take an hour of your time. Hey, it was Goodhousekeeping. It
1:52.8	wasn't me. Okay. L Magazine said that we are the most fashion forward podcast. No, that's true.
2:00.4	I wear incredible outfits. I don't think people realize just for the podcast and don't bother
2:04.6	trying to look up online at the video, but yeah, there's a video component to this. You're
2:09.6	wearing a dark polo shirt. No, he's wearing Eddie Murphy's red suit from Raw. Yeah, leather zip suit.
2:15.5	I bought that and it's I didn't realize that it's it's made. It's made of pressed and dried beat.
2:24.7	It's a veteran entirely vegetable made suit. I did wear on tour. We did a takeoff of that. We wore
2:31.2	a copy of the other suit that Eddie Murphy wore. It was kind of a purple one. Yeah, and I got
2:38.0	measured for it and I wore that. This is whatever 11 years ago or something and I wore it on tour.
2:43.8	And I lost so much weight on the tour because I would burn like 9,000 calories a night doing this
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