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🗓️ 20 May 2022
⏱️ 126 minutes
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The Celtics whomped the Heat and Hank whomped Jake's nuts. We talk NBA and the last 2 nights of blowouts. (00:02:40-00:13:52) Nick Saban and Jimbo Fisher have engaged in a nuclear war over college football recruits and alleged cheating. (00:15:10-00:33:29) PGA Championship kicks off and we're rooting hard for our guys. (00:33:31-00:38:40) Randy Moss joins the program to give us some picks before Preakness, and tells us about Saturday's race. (00:38:41-00:57:35) Comedian Nick Colletti joins the show to talk about his stand up tour, Suh Dude, Vine, and Real Bros of Simi Valley. (00:58:31-01:34:36) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and a very special guest joins us to pour his heart out.(01:36:04-02:02:26)
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| 3:48.1 | man that just punched you in your test Let's set a reset of this real quick. Jake reset it please. Well, you guys slandered the conversation. Yeah, I don't trust what Jake's about to say. |
| 3:46.7 | You're saying team hang to the man that just punched you in your testicles, Jake. Yeah, ask me to. It was part of, ready? Context. We each picked two numbers from the machine. If you picked it correctly, you have to get tapped by a person of your choosing. Hank got the win over the Celtics. |
| 4:04.2 | Celtics heat stream figured. |
| 4:05.7 | 25 point win. |
| 4:06.7 | Yeah, it made the most sense. |
| 4:08.9 | That's what the AWL is want. by a person of your choosing. Hank got the win over the Celtics, Celtics heat stream figured. |
| 4:05.7 | 25 point win. |
| 4:06.7 | Yeah. |
| 4:07.7 | It made the most sense. |
| 4:08.9 | That's what the AWLs want. They wanted to see me versus Hank on the basketball, and I feel like it's a fitting way to end the stream. And so Hank really took a lot of a little bit of a win. Oh no, Jake just dropped his laptop. He's the first in the laptop. Because his testicles so swell down bad slid right off down bad. So Hank you just fucked him up so bad |
| 4:26.0 | You fucked him up so bad. |
| 4:26.1 | You fucked him up big cat. |
| 4:27.8 | What Jake left out is that, |
| 4:29.7 | Hank was that big cat, |
| 4:30.7 | was one that invented the monkey. |
| 4:32.7 | Hank went up there and he slapped Jake |
| 4:34.7 | with extreme malice. |
| 4:36.1 | Oh my God. |
| 4:37.1 | The sound of fact, |
| 4:38.1 | it was a sound of like a large man doing a belly flop |
| 4:41.0 | from a 10 meter platform. You took out like a year's worth of frustration with Jake on that one nut slap. And no, I love Jake. The best in the office thing was great. It was a great clip for stool streams, great promotion. I had no issue with it. The step over, that was fine. No issue with that. None, none whatsoever. I reviewed the tape and for context again, we did a whole live stream. This was part of it every single quarter We drew numbers and somehow after the second quarter Arya the producer who was also in the room he got his number chosen He asked big cat to hit him in the nuts and big cat his first time went too soft and missed and it was awkward And it was like all right well, I have to do it again So that was kind of in my head where I was like I obviously don't make this guy |
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