Nick Boles-ing for Columbine: Peter Melt-Doaun, Free Speech, Work 'Til You Die

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Hey you absolute savages. A few of the trash gang gathered around, sans guest, to break through the constant flux of drunkenness/hangover (except ethical boy Hussein), to bandy about some online nonsense. Today we have @raaleh, @milo_edwards, @hkesvani, and @rocknrolga. We talk about Regular Man and Aspiring Hillary Clinton Toilet Peter Daou's propensity for targeted harrassment and extending the ongoing and utterly pointless 2016 primary, the ongoing and utterly pointless university free speech culture wars, the ongoing and utterly pointless American crusade to solve school shootings without removing guns, and a reading from the ongoing and utterly pointless literary career of Tory MP Nick Boles. Follow us on @trashfuturepod tho

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0:00.0	To whom it may concern, I would be very interested in aligning on seeing your breasts and chest area.
0:21.8	Thank you very much, Riley.
0:25.5	Dear Riley, thank you for your kind email.
0:29.9	I would also like to synergize our genitalia and have a very productive dialogue about the possibility of ass being consumed.
0:38.9	Yours in hope of a quick and speedy response, Milo.
0:42.7	Just really quickly ceasing the rest of the team on this,
0:46.2	I would like to set up a weekly sing
0:47.6	where we could explore each other's anal cavities.
0:50.9	Best regards, Olga.
0:54.4	Do I have to do something?
0:58.2	That's like every email chain ever.
1:00.9	Sorry, what's this about?
1:02.1	I'm just joining.
1:03.3	Dear sir slash madam,
1:04.6	sorry that this is a few days late.
1:08.5	I have put the schedule for anal cavity inspection on my Google
1:13.5	calendar. There is an alert 30 minutes beforehand. This is an honor response. Sorry, I'm on
1:20.6	holiday until January 4th. Sorry, I'm on a sex holiday. I was thinking about Nigel Bigger
1:26.3	while I was writing.
1:28.3	It's still a sext.
1:30.3	Why am I on this list? Please remove.
1:33.3	The anal spulunking list.
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