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Hey, folks, it's that time of the week.

Love it.

We do a segment that I like to call Ask Metaxis.

It's where you submit questions, which is to say you ask,

and I play the role of metaxus, I answer.

So, Albin, what's the first question?

Oh, we got some fun ones here.

First question, wig or real hair?

Is this a wig, or is it my real hair?

Could be a little bit of both.

Could be a weave.

Could be a lot of things.

My goal is to have it look like I am be wigged, even though it's mainly my real hair.

But I want people to think that's obviously a wig.

I was thinking plugs.

And the reality is it's my real hair. But

most people don't know that. They would just look at it

and they go like, yeah, that's clearly a cheap

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