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Armstrong & Getty On Demand

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🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Hour 2 of A&G features...

Reviewing the State of the Union address
The patriotic USA Olympic hockey team
Bingo, Bango, Bongo!
Joe the usher

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed Human.
0:06.2	Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio
0:09.7	at the George Washington Broadcast Center.
0:12.1	Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
0:14.4	Armstrong and Getty.
0:16.0	And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
0:25.6	Members of Congress and my fellow Americans, our nation is back, bigger, better, richer, and stronger than ever before.
0:42.3	Every president in my lifetime has gotten up there and said the state of our nation is strong and everybody, cheers, and woohoo.
0:48.7	And we move on with our lives. And I'm a pro-American. I am anti-state of the union address, though.
0:53.7	Oh, my God, the cynicism.
0:55.6	Yeah, I thought it was very powerful, very up with America.
0:59.2	Yeah?
0:59.8	Very nice, and we'll be remembered for the ages.
1:03.6	It will not be remembered.
1:04.8	The ages being today and tomorrow.
1:07.5	It'll barely be remembered tomorrow.
1:09.6	If there are any takeaways that have any lasting effect, like even for a couple of days,
1:15.4	it's introduced in the hockey team.
1:17.4	I think people remember that.
1:18.5	I actually wanted to show that part to my kids.
1:21.3	I think Rashida Talib and Ilan Omar, their level of anger screaming at the president sitting there was unique in State of the Union history.
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