Hello, and thank you so much for joining us once again.

It is the Knightley Pleasures podcast.

I am your host and author of The Piece You're Going to Hear Today, The Grey Knight.

You can call me, Daddy, you, The Grey Night. You can call me

Daddy. You can call me, Jack. You can call me what you want. Just keep on coming back. Hi. How you

doing? It's officially Christmas time, so now you can't complain. All right? Okay? Can't do it.

I mean, obviously you still can. But you shouldn't. Let me have it.

After this fucking year, after this fucking year, I even waited. I even gave you a Thanksgiving episode on Thanksgiving.

Come on. And it even came early like Thanksgiving dinner does. Come on! So like, you know, render under daddy.

It's his season. The robe is blue, not red, but like, I feel that's so much more traditional.

I mean, I know he's from Turkey. But like, before Coca-Cola got him,

I feel like Santa was probably dressing in camouflage to hide. Why the fuck else would he be at the

North Pole? Weird ass Hermit? Come on. When they in Game of Thrones go north beyond the wall and we see that one dude living

with all his daughter wives, I'm like, I bet that's Santa. I've always thought that. I mean,

what do you think the elves are? We're going to have fun this December, aren't we? I sure hope are.

We're going to have fun this December, aren't we?

I sure hope so.

Speaking of the holidays and trying to cut myself just a little bit of slack.

The war on sugar goes amazing.

It really does.

The average day, I have zero sugar. I would say, 3.5 plus days a week,

on average, I don't have sugar at all. I would say, honestly, without tracking it too hard, I would say that it's four to five days a week.

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