So Greg Wiesinski, where do you want to start this thing off today?

I don't know, Pablo, have you seen the Seattle Crackens new mascot?

His name is Booey.

I hope everybody is, the mascot has been revealed.

It's Booey, Seattle's C-Trol, who lives in the caverns of climate plegerina.

My goodness.

I have him now on Google Images, and I have not just questions, I have objections.

What the hell is going on here?

This is not what I was promised.

Not promised in the sense that he is not, in fact, a sea creature, but a land dwelling troll?

Is that why you've been promised it?

Yeah, I was told there would be a release of a crack in.

And I don't know, can we explain?

Can you describe what we're looking at here because it is grotesque?

Yeah, it's a six-foot tall furry blue troll with an anchor hoop earring dangling from the

left side and a blue tentacle hanging from the right side, which they said is to let fans

know that Booey had, quote, an encounter with a crack in.

So you don't actually get a crack in mascot, you get a troll who messed around with a crack

at some point.

Well, what kind of encounter are we talking about here?

Well, it is a troll, Pablo, so I imagine maybe he nigged a crack in or he put out an

embarrassing meme about the crack in, but our own Ryan Clark reported the story and said

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