Ms. Fit toys.

Doug Hates, candy wrap, or screaming, maybe sticky seats with 50

As in popcorn curdles in his teeth, there's still not one

That he won't see but Doug loves movies!

Hey everybody!

My name is Doug and I love movies!

This is Doug and those movies coming to you from the Sacramento punchline

I should have done that old gag where you turn and look at the...

Oh yes, Sacramento!

Because the state capital is so beautifully rendered on the wall behind the comedians

Because there's nothing better than to go to a comedy club to escape the everyday horrible politics

and then see the capital building in the background for the entire damn thing

It's Monday, January 21st, 2-Ocean's 13, Martin Luther King Jr. Day, observed

The inauguration day, and it is, sure, glad you're into it

I just watched the coverage all day long, it's this endless parade

and I just laid there in my bed when I am celebrating something

That happened, and it's 420-ish, and we're at the How About Arden Mall, which I like to call the How About a Smoke Sash Mall

Yes, Grandma would call it a zombie mall

Since last I spoke and you listened, I did a set in Sam Tripoli's naughty show at vinyl in Las Vegas

and I want to thank everyone who came to that show and flashed their tits to win a dildo

That's easy to follow when you just have jokes about Smoke and Weed

On Saturday, I finally recorded the third tournament of championships, which is available soon or now in the comedy album section of iTunes for $2, John Hamm, Andy Wood and Kate McEuchey

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