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This table was in my way. That's why I went around the long way. Hey hey hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies.

This is the endless movies. That sounded like a suicide note. That sounded like it was very painful. Sad. I don't know what was going on there but we're coming to you once again from the American comedy company in Sweet Home San Diego.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's Tuesday December 26th 2017 and this is our 90th episode this year. And there's no more between now and the first. So this is the last episode of the year and that means I want to see the best name tags ever.

Okay that's pretty good. So what happened? Why? There's only okay there's enough for holy shit. I really you know just assume San Diego they always you know go crazy with the name tags but it's the holidays right. You're too busy wrapping shit. Opening shit. Okay that was really shocking. It really looked like there was three name tags.

I was like congratulations you three. You're going to be chosen but we'll talk about Steve Luce and a little bit and what what what wrong with his name tag. We've got the power of the Christa with lots of those chocolate sticks pretzel sticks. Pocky. You got and you put a bunch of them on there and they say Pocky me. Pocky me. And then what does it say on the Doritos?

What kind of cheese is mine? What kind of cheese is mine? Not show cheese. Not show cheese. Not your listen young man. It's not your cheese. And then what's this empire strikes Matt is this one I've seen before. Yeah you've you won stuff before. No okay all right well I'm very good feeling about you being picked tonight.

And thank you to everybody who brought these tiny flimsy pieces of shit name tags. I love you. I like everybody who just showed up tonight. It's the day after Christmas and you know the holiday taint.

As I like to call it is just getting started word the tip of the taint. Doug plugs. The taint shows continue tomorrow night in Irvine California you guys been there. Yeah none of you like it. I get that. They got a place they're called the speculums the spectrum the spectrum.

It's got a Ferris wheel and a gynecologist office and I will be there tomorrow night and Thursday night for stand up comedy shows and I always urge them to bring their name tags to those shows so they can play a game with me at the end and then they don't.

I take it back a few people bring them but hopefully lots of people will be hip to it this time and then next Tuesday January second is the first Douglas movies in 2018 I'll be back at UCB Franklin in Los Angeles at eight o'clock eight o'clock not nine thirty so if you're driving up from San Diego that is going to be rough.

Has anybody ever come up for a show in LA from here. Yeah and either like an afternoon one or a late night one right. You went to admin I then you come see me I like that. All right thanks for bringing that cancel show up.

Tuesday January ninth getting Doug with high returns to the true bed or west Hollywood me and my guess will just get high in front of a crowd in a rock club. It's always fun and Douglas movies is back at Cap City in Austin on Saturday January 13th at 420 and I'm going to stand up in Oxnard California at 11.000 live on Wednesday January 17th and any of you ever gone as far as Oxnard. Yeah then stopped right there.

No better name place in the world friend of mine used to have a joke about how they name Oxnard and then he would mine that he was using a bowl in the fields plowing right and then he'd look down at the bulls balls of that's why they named it Oxnard so stupid.

And I'm happy to say that the Valentine's Day tradition continues Doug Los movies is back here at the American comedy company on Wednesday February 14th also at a clock and tickets are going our on sale now. Yeah so I generally don't like people using their devices during a show most comedy clubs don't allow it but if you want to get online and buy tickets right now I will not yell you.

Or you could say that's what you're doing while you're texting your friends or checking shit on IMDB for all my dates and deeds go to Douglas movies dot com.

That's the best looks movies dot com. Yeah!

Let's look at the prize bag about a big Christmasy bag. It's a day after Christmas so I know you guys are here so you can't do it right now but take down your fucking Christmas lights.

Let's you know if we're going to win this war on Christmas it shouldn't last so long. Keep it tight. It's a tight Christmas.

Oh that's a good song for like it that's like a dirty Christmas song. I want a tight Christmas. All I want is a tight Christmas.

I love to do this now that I discovered that so many hotels have these in the cities I go to.

A magazine none of you have ever read San Diego magazine. Yeah I'm going to get you hooked.

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