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🗓️ 14 September 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Comedian Ngaio Bealum joins the guys to riff on the tale of a fully nude man pacing in circles, making engine noises, and driving an imaginary racecar.
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0:30.0 | I'm gonna take you down stick around |
0:34.0 | Underdown these dope people town |
0:36.3 | Hey, townies welcome to a mini episode of dumb people town population you population and guy oh, |
0:44.0 | Belum how are you buddy? I'm feeling pretty smart dude. I am so happy. You've always been smart to us |
0:51.0 | Just a king. Yeah, you're a genius in the land of the blind |
0:55.0 | You're the one I'd manage to do that man is king |
0:58.5 | Yes, that actually is what attracted to us to you when you featured for us in San Francisco 8 million years ago |
1:05.5 | 8 million years ago was it at the old cops maybe a punchline? |
1:09.7 | It's all a cannabis infused blood. It all is finally the state and the world caught up to you and |
1:16.5 | Your habits |
1:18.2 | But I just remember first time we ever saw you do stand up |
1:21.5 | We're like oh my god this guy is so much fun. He's brilliant and a perfect like |
1:28.6 | You know perfect like table setter for us. Oh, thank you and we just loved it and I've been said is that your way of saying we're brilliant |
1:35.9 | No, that's gonna be we're saying I'm a good team player a low post passer exactly |
1:40.6 | Right, right |
1:52.1 | I feel about well, we all believe that even since that day the early 2000s when we first met you in San Francisco |
1:58.7 | Which is insane to say and your kids are now like 18 and 20 |
2:02.0 | My kids are adults I remember |
2:04.2 | Well, they might basketball on top of it was tiny before if they'd like basketball on top of a building in San Francisco around |
2:09.6 | 2001 or 2002 something like that and and you had like a three-year-old baby girl |
2:16.0 | Which is insane so now she's 20 and the world has not gotten any smarter. We know that it's getting dumber and |
2:23.0 | The only way to fight it is comedy Dan gets a great story sent to us for these minis so many great stories |
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