NFL Week 9 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes + Football Guy Of The Week
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
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🗓️ 4 November 2019
⏱️ 117 minutes
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NFL Week 9. Fastest 2 Minutes. Recapping every game from Sunday. Lamar was on fire, Minshew Mania might be over, the Redskins can't score, Adam Gase's impost syndrome, the Bears gained a single passing yard in the first half. Jameis is a HoFer, the Packers can't deal with Daylight Savings, and we debate the merits of Matt Patricia's football guy status. Who's back of the week. Football Guy of the Week and the revelation that Dan Mullen is a self cucker. Hurt or Injured Nate Diaz and a recap of UFC 244 + Washington Nationals Parade Math.
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| 1:55.1 | Let's go Boy! Now in the street there is violence And then a lot of stuff will work to be done No pressure, hang out or washing And then I can't live all under sun Oh no, we gonna rock it down too He let's break high, we're we're taking higher Oh we gonna rock it down to He let chis carben my take I'm gonna take my bar Welcome to part of my take Presenting by the cash app it is bad beats Monday So, twitch your bad beats Hashtag bad beats Monday to the cash app and my app part of my take and they will hook some A.W.L's up. Today is Monday, November 4th. Week 9. What? What? What? We start in foggy London town where Jacksonville meets Houston at Wembley Stadium. |
| 3:08.8 | The jacks- We start in foggy London town where Jacksonville meets Houston at Wembley Stadium. The Jaguar sure lock home away from home. Dishon elementary my dear Watson was racking up the Scotland yards on the ground and through the air and Texans linebacker Brennan Scarlet Letter put a giant sea on Leonard Fernetz chest for Cox. Anyone can be a gardener if they got a two foot long hose. |
| 3:28.0 | Speaking of oversized hoses to each, Nick Folls is expected to be back week 11 after the |
| 3:33.1 | buy. |
| 3:34.1 | That's a totally unrelated fact. Texan 26, Jaguar, 3. WAP WAP! |
| 3:39.8 | Jolly good! |
| 3:40.8 | Out in Western New York, where the Redskins gameplay was to help their rookie QB dwayne just |
| 3:47.5 | hold on to the rock,askins. |
| 3:49.8 | Devons Totally good Out in Western New York where the Redskins came playing West I hope they're rookie QB trying just hold on to the rock Askins Devon Semmer I mic single Terry was slashing the Redskins defense all afternoon as Josh Ray Allen was getting there Switching back and forth between the run in the past Bill Tom Callahan said I can get a good look at a terrible franchise By sticking my head up dance nighters ass, but I'd rather take Bruce Allen's word for it. Hey, Tage Yeah, boom no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills In Kansas City where Tyrick one tree hill gave Damien Williams a Sophia bush pushed into the end zone on a long score Kirk Cousins continues to feel most comfortable playing at home |
| 4:26.1 | in his mom's basement, like your typical millennial quarterback. Okay, Boomer. Huh? That's where the kids are staying, Boomer. Okay, Boomer. So I'm back. Boomer's back. The Schwamm is back, back, back, back, back. And it feels like the crowd is saying, give me, give me more. Give me, give me, map more. |
| 4:43.3 | Yeah, that's right, teach. |
| 4:44.5 | Britain is back too, bitch. |
| 4:46.5 | Chiefs 26, Vikings 23. |
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