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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Dogs Were Barking & Football Guy Of The Week

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 9 and we start with the Fastest 2 minutes. The dogs were barking hard on Sunday as we recap every game.  ( 00:02:34 - 00:09:00) Rams / Titans (00:09:00 - 00:13:46) Broncos/Cowboys (00:13:46 - 00:24:18) Jaguars/Bills (00:24:18 - 00:35:41) Browns/Bengals (00:35:41 - 00:42:38) Ravens/Vikings (00:42:38 - 00:50:56) Giants/Raiders (00:50:56 - 00:58:12) Falcons/Saints (00:58:12 - 01:07:31) Patriots/Panthers (01:07:31 - 01:18:55) Dolphins/Texans (01:18:55 - 01:23:00) Chargers/Eagles (01:23:00 - 01:28:41) Cardinals/49ers (01:28:41 - 01:34:24) Chiefs/Packers (01:34:24 - 01:42:16) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week.  (01:42:16 - 02:05:51)


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Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have week nine. Sunday, bloody Sunday, all of the dogs won, the dogs were barking. A lot of things to discuss, a lot of teams we thought were good might not be good. A lot of teams that were bad might not be as bad as we thought. We're gonna recap everything. We got fastest two minutes. We have a Very contentious that is Billy's words not mine football guy of the week and then we'll finish as always with who's back of the week And we brought to you by our friends that's simply safe if you have ever wanted to make your home feel safer, there's no better time than now.

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by visiting simplysafe.com slash PMT. Again, that's simplysafe.com slash PMT for 40% off your entire system. Hurry, this offer ends soon, simplysafe.com slash PMT for 40% off your entire system. Okay, let's go It's part of my take for the vibrational sports. the part of my tape today is Monday November 8th week nine We start in Baltimore where Justin Thomas Jefferson said four watch me score seven points and can a what what how do you say his name can a one goof okay can you one goo okay can he one goo over the cookers nest and can a one goo flew over the cookers nest had Ravens fans wanting to check themselves into a mental institute adnan Kirk cousins won't be appearing on sports center anytime soon as Patrick Daniel Riccardo wore his party shirt in the end zone after the Ravens race back into the game. Let us be the last to wish you a happy Halloween. As Lamar you afraid of the dark had the Vikings defense tackling Goal Sal day as Justin Tucker went kicker treating to win the game in overtime. Ravens 34, Viking's 31.

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And the Battle of Ohio where Joe Burrrow was ice cold.

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The browns wide receiver's eyes were getting big as Donovan dilated people's drones hauled

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in a score.

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The Bengal Deepen said, no, I don't want no chubs.

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Chobb is back that's going to run for two TDs as TLC Higgins and the Bengals had no

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edge. The Bengal team said, no, I don't want no trumps. Chobb is back that's going to run for two TDs. As TLC Higgins and the Bengals had no edge for all afternoon. And other Browns news, Beckham was released and in something that hasn't been good in years. One lucky team is saying, dude, we're getting a Dell. Browns, 41, the Bengals, the Cinnamon Sonati Bengals, 16. In Jackson Jacksonville where Josh Allen sat Josh Allen to set the tone for Josh Allen picking off Josh Allen leading to Josh Allen forcing a fumble of Josh Allen giving Josh Allen an incredible victory over Josh Allen. Even though Josh Allen was a two-touched-town hunter dog to Josh Allen, Jaguar's 9, Bill's 6. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? There's two of them?

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Josh Allen's? I'm seeing double and it's not the do-do-do's. In the Big D, where Dack is back, but Cowboy's fans are suddenly missing Cooper Rush Limbaugh. In the battle of Sterling Bridgewater, Javante Williams Wallace stood nine feet tall and demanded Jerry Jones put his head between his legs and Kess's own arse. Tim Patrick star proved he doesn't live under a rock.

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I thought the Cowboys are supposed to be good SpongeBob. But it was Michael Vic Fangio who had his dogs ready for a fight, pitting their ears back for a huge win. The Broncos starting! The Cowboys 16! In Miami where Tuanon was a no-show like JFK Jr. as the dolphins turned to Jacobi Bryant Preset to give the fins that mamba mentality. On the other side of the ball, Ty Rodney Dangerfield gets no respect. Mac Hollin-Oats was a man-eater against press coverage. Watch out, boy, he'll chew you up. And the dolphins finally make Frank Fleming's dream come true with a win while he's in attendance Dolphin 17 Texans 9 In the meadowlands where Evan Lorangrum just shut up and caught the ball Tax the rich Pesotia went to a MetLife Gala and the public Joe judged him a loser as people forget Jason Garrett is AOC in this league, teach Devote Cory Booker was sent it to win it in New Jersey

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as the big blue wave gotta win.

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And that's her politics update from us, the G-Men 23.

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The...

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Six-take. Down to Philadelphia where just in the wind,

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all we are is just in the wind,

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Herbert and the chargers went up against a hungry Eagles team Nick Syriassani was relying heavily on Jordan Howard Stern to boost his ratings But it was Davante Max Smith no matter what when Philly needed a late score But the Eagles tied it only for a moment, and the moment's gone. As dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind. Hopkins nailed the game winner with two seconds left. The San Diego Super Chargers 27, the Philadelphia Eagles 24. Damien is heinous And the saints think like a butthole Therein' heinous The saints lose to the Falcons 26, 25 27, 25 We finish in Kansas City Where Jordan lived, laughed, loved, played like his family Wasn't watching as they were stuck in the very last row of arrowhead Andrey Pantrick Reed took Matt LaFour's lunch money out of his locker on the way to his 500th win. Speaking of 500, we want to congratulate the five young gentlemen from part of my take on their 500th episode today. The Major Kestor call and they're running out of holders as Corey failed to get the laces out, not once, but twice on Sunday. Aaron Rodgers and his best friend Joe Rogaine, Blake Portals, had to watch as Jordan Love tried to figure this one out for the Packers. The chase, Dartane, the Packers, stop it. All right, week nine brought to you by our friends across country mortgage, cross country mortgage is much like us at Barstool, a people first group of people. they are dedicated to the fundamentals of mortgage lending, which results in a fast, convenient, and less stressful home financing or refinancing experience rates are unbelievably low right now. All time low, they may never get this low again. So call today for a fast free rate quote. Our partners will save you a lot of money. Call today and our friends across country mortgage will will give you a free home valuation that is free to you just for calling. Just like the all-star athlete cross country mortgage pushes them through selves through the entire lending process. If they get blocks, they figure out ways around to get the ball over the line. So go to cross country mortgage.com slash bar stool to learn more about your future home buying experience or refinance your current mortgage today cross country mortgage LLC NML S 3029 3029 all loans to underwriting approval www.NMLS consumer access dot org. Okay, upset Sunday we're going to start with Sunday night football the most disrespected team in the NFL Tennessee Titans just went into so five stadium into the Rams house and kicked the shit out of the Rams.

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