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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, CJ Stroud Has Arrived, The Dolphins Can't Beat A Good Team And More

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2023

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 9, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:09:46) Chiefs 21, Dolphins 14 (00:09:46-00:23:42) Ravens 37, Seahawks 3 (00:23:42-00:33:00) Vikings 31, Falcons 28 (00:33:00-00:41:21) Texans 39, Bucs 37 (00:41:21-00:57:13) Commanders 20, Patriots 17 (00:57:13-01:09:14) Packers 20, Rams 3 (01:09:14-01:13:25) Browns 27, Cardinals 0 (01:13:25-01:19:10) Saints 24, Bears 17 (01:19:10-01:28:42) Raiders 30, Giants 6 (01:28:42-01:36:14) Colts 27, Panthers 13 (01:36:14-01:39:11) Cowboys 28, Eagles 23 (01:39:11-01:54:13) Bengals 24, Bills 18 (01:54:13-01:57:33) We finish with who's back of the week. (01:57:33-02:14:17)


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners.

0:01.8

You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take week nine in the NFL, we're going to talk about every game from Sunday, chiefs and dolphins starting off the day. Josh Dobbs being incredible, whether or not Max should feel good about the Eagles beating the Cowboys and Hank is going to have to admit something he never thought he'd have to admit in his entire life. Powerpoint coming Wednesday. Powerpoint coming Wednesday. So we have a lot of football to get to where to start with fastest two minutes. We also have who's back of the week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Netflix.

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1:08.5

but also becoming one of the biggest celebrity couples in pop culture. Great dog from yeah, great. I mean, Netflix has it all. Netflix has it all. So from upsets to injuries, from comebacks to victories, we get to see it all with Netflix sports. These are the stories that turn us all into fans and give everyone something a cheer for to feel for to hold your breath and get up out of your seat for whether you're a diehard fan or your brand new shows like F1 driver survived quarterback full swing, which I heard maybe our friends in this upcoming year untold Beckham and so many more Netflix has the stories for every type of fan Netflix turns us all into fans Netflix has the best stuff to watch in general, but especially they've been beefing up their sports section. I've been watching it all. There's nothing better than a good sports stock. It's just like man, what do I do when I'm not watching sports? I watch more sports, but the story is sports. So Netflix has been beefing it up. Netflix sports your next obsession awaits awaits. Go to Netflix right now. Watch some of these incredible documentaries that are coming out. Seems like every single week. So Netflix sports, your next obsession awaits. So thank you to Netflix. Okay, let's go. Boy, boy, boy. It's part of my teeth. The number one spot podcast on the charts and in your heart

2:44.0

I'm on my way, football's out, but these are the age of a riddle. Yeah, bar and my dick Yeah, bar my take, yeah, party my take, yeah, party my take, yeah, party my take, yeah, party my take. Welcome to Party My Take. Today is Monday, November 6th, week 9. What? eight, nine. Wait, is that week eight? Nine. Are you saying nine or nine? Nine. Okay. In week nine, we had a rematch of World War II where US invaded Germany and they brought their fat man and little boy with Andy Reed and Mike Bakedaniels. Kansas City came out to a dominating lead and had the dolphins surrounded but left them off the hook like Dunkirk in the second half. Raheem, spicy brown, mostard, had the chiefs in a pretzel, one of those huge German ones at rocks, but it was too little, too late as a quarterback left a third and ten throw short, and the Chiefs escaped the bunker with a win. Chiefs 21, dolphins 14. Back to America, real America, Houston, Texas, where the Stroud Boys and an uprising while Tampa Bay tried to stop the count late in the fourth tank For whom the Dell tolls a tolls for the Tampa found his himming way into the in zone twice Houston was cooking up a storm on their food network as Dalton Brown combined for 16 catches and 20 283 yards leaving Todd on the toilet bowls Taxiuxen's 39, the box, 37. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. In Atlanta where the Vikings season had a Jaren Hall pass after they were forced to start the rookie, but, psh, psh, oh my God, that's Stone Cold Josh Dobbs music. As God is my witness, Josh Dobbs is back. Josh Calvin and Dobbs in relief had the Falcon's defense looking like paper tigers, and he put defenders in the funny papers time and time again. Ja'Nunha Matata said there will be no worries for the rest of your days if you own Kyle Pits and Fantasy. After he scored a long touchdown to put the Falcons up, but the Falcons forgot about Brandon Powell, Powell, Powell wheels wheels as he activated his little electronic motor for the winning store Vikings 31 falcons 28 huh huh just stop stop me off the Baltimore where Michael Keaton Mitchell was looking dope and sick as they hit the multiplicity button on yards the Seahawks were on a hot street but seemed to have run out of luck at the congeno, but staying out broke in another game. Odo back him blew out the candles for his birthday and that's celebrated by blowing out the back of the Seahawks as he forced it into their end zone. Michael Jackson Smith and Jigba will be moonwalking back to Seattle as the Seahawks are bad, they're bad and they really really know it fair bad. Ravens 37, the Seahawks 30. Out in the desert where it was Tony P and LV showing off positive masculinity as Antonio Pierce felt and touched his players before the game. The Giants aren't good but they have some fellas like Tommy two times to Vito. We call him Tommy two times because he throws interceptions two times. Here's a pick. Here's a pick. Josh Jacob, Jill and Hall night crawl this way to a two scores as the Raiders broke the back of the Giants season. The Raiders 30 Giants 6. The New York, football, drives, and the Las Vegas. Readers! We go up Cagreen Bay where Sean Timothy McPhase plans blew up at his face, and Puka Nakhlas Nakua looked like a shell of himself. Andrews Hot Coralson took a dump all over the Ram's face, for two yoga. And Rams fans watching their backup play felt like they were ripping balls on Hike Delix, watching Brett Fumble snaps and throw picks. Return of the mat LaFour is back up in the game playing with his favorite R&B, Aaron Jones again, as the Packers beat the Rams. The one-eater story. Over to New England, Joe Slide and Science Guy started off the scoring with a first quarter field goal. And Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, a checkhead, no answer for Brian Jackie Robinson, who broke the goal line barrier in the second quarter for seven. Hunter Henry Lockwood was flying high after scoring this weekend and reminding the giant team it's in was asking the crowd. Does anybody want to pu-up? After Russ again for a touchdown on his own. Leighton the quarter, Mac Jones was picked off by Jartavius Martin Carrick, who was high on life after stealing the win. Now he can say officially, just like the motherfucker on that plane, the lighthouse is not real. Oh! Washington 20, Patriot 17.

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That was incredible.

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Boom, thanks boom. That was the best boomer ever, boom. Thanks boom. I'm teach. What? Over to Philadelphia, where the cowboys play in a house of pain. Dack it up, duck it in. Let me begin. I came to win, step out of bounds. That's a sin. as Dr. Ditt his best impression of Jerry Jones hitting the white lines a little too early

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as he stepped out on a costly two-point conversion. Jalen, heart so good! You know your knee don't feel like it's Jalen, heart so good. Played a heroic second half, but it was the Eagles defense that played like Cougars, tackling a lamb to finish the game. The Eagles 28, the Cowboys 23. Standing on a corner, James Winston down and no less such a fine side to see. It takes some hill miles over, running for a score and throwing for a score, running Chagos D. Come on, pageant, get off the pavement. Just ends coming it back, and you haven't gotten paid yet. St. Skow Marching 24, 17, and that is week nine. is week nine. Fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and they're the official partners the part my take family and that is a Chevy Silverado ZR 2 family the first ever Silverado heavy duty ZR 2 joins a franchise to make Chevy ZR 2 the only truck brand with a full lineup of trucks ready for wherever your off-road adventures take you with exclusive multi-matic DSSV dampers, rugged mud terrain tires and up to 14 available camera views. The Chevy Silverado ZR2 and Silverado HD ZR2, a family with commanding and unstoppable grit. So head to Chevy.com, check out the Chevy Silverado and family of Chevy ZR2, the official trucks of pardon my take. Thank you to Chevy. We are a Chevy podcast and they are sponsoring fastest two minutes. So shout out Chevy. Okay. That was a great boomer's, Hank. Maybe boomer of the year. People are saying I'm honored. Did you, did you work on that? You came out all on your own.

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That's all me. I love you. It was a pure Henry. Yes. So week nine in the books, we're going to talk about Bengals bills at the end because we are in the middle of the fourth quarter. Right now, looks like the Bengals are going to win after a very costly Dalton concave fumble. But let's get into week nine.

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Let's get into week nine.

10:26.0

I feel like we really found out who the absolute worst

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teams in the league are. very costly Dalton concade fumble. But let's get into week nine. Let's get into week nine.

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I feel like we really found out who the absolute worst teams in the league are this week. And also more questions at the top than I had going into it. I feel like I disagree. Oh, okay. I think we found out who the best teams are. We do have, yeah, there's a couple of very, very good teams. I'm more talking yeah more talking cowboys Eagles. I'm still very confused how that went

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But let's get into the games. Let's start with the couple of very, very good teams. I'm more talking, yeah, more talking cowboys, eagles. I'm still very confused how that went.

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But let's get into the games. Let's start with the game in Germany. Dolphins 20, sorry, Chiefs 21, Dolphins 14. The Miami Dolphins are officially F-R-A-U-D-S frauds. They're not real. Not real. they're going to contain, they got some very winnable games coming up.

11:06.7

And then the times where they play against the good teams, I think we're going to see more the same. Yeah, when they play Kennesaw State in two weeks, they'll probably put up 100. And then they got to play Alabama. And it's not going to look good. So the dolphins are now versus teams with a losing record, five and know, with a combined score, two 34 to 125. So almost doubling up the score. The Dolphins versus teams with a winning record are 0 and 3, 100 for their opponent, 51 for them. When they play good defense, they kind of turned a little bit. And I think the chiefs are really good defense. I think the chiefs are top five defense,

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which is crazy to say, but I think that that's the scariest part

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about the chiefs is that they're often still doesn't look

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like peak behomes, because I think in the second half

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they went completely to sleep.

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I think they have 46 yards total in the second half,

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but their defense is very much legit,

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