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On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings week nine in the NFL.

It was a crazy, crazy Sunday of games are going to recap them all.

Bears, Bengals, bills, big win against the chiefs Bonyx is he T-bo a better T-bo Hang still disagrees. We're gonna start with fastest two minutes. We're gonna talk some we're gonna talk some world series T-bo to T-bo T-bo was really fucking good We're gonna go savage mode. He was horrible. We're gonna go savage mode.

That's crazy. That's crazy. What you're saying about T-Bode?

You don't remember T-Bode Mania. I remember T-Bode Mania. He's not close to the microphone. He's just like an Amish person. You do T-Bode because he was right. Yeah. When he told Tom Brady, hey look after air. It's not your cost max don't worry. It's it's not about the podcast about Hank make sure his fit is correct

Are you okay? I'm great Matt. You're not even close to the mic. What are you talking about? Okay? We're gonna do all of that. We're gonna talk to world series incredible world series. Don't give that look You weren't close to the microphone when you refer when I was projecting well the Dodgers. I'm leaving it I'm leaving the audio as is so that people's a bad producing. How much people don't use electronics, okay? They can't be around microphones. We're gonna do all that. We're gonna have a great Monday show for you. It's brought to you by Game Time, the NFL's in full swing. Tailgate's pack stands that buzz before kickoff but getting in nightmare. Cuse price jumps getting logged out mid click all you want is to be their beer in hand losing your voice with the crowd the game time app gives the advantage back to fans. It's the hack for unlocking amazing tickets and experiences in a few taps. It's incredibly easy to use the game tie guarantee means you can trust you'll get 100% authentic tickets on time and at the best price plus fees are always included. So what you see is what you pay. We're looking at tickets for Monday night football, right Hank? Yeah, Monday night football Cowboys Cardinals at Cowboys Jerry World $16 Wow, okay game time out by this burp. That was bad. Yeah, it was bad Take the guess you're gonna buy NFL tickets with game time download the game time app Create an account You know PMT for $20 off your first purchase

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Pardon my take, yeah, pardon my take presented by draft Kings. The crown is yours today is Monday November 3rd week nine. What? What? Let me let me be the first to congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on back to back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back. Kills by a row. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha back Miguel kiss by a row. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We started Cincinnati where the Bengals were looking for a win before their bye bye bye As Joey Fattone Flacco was in sync with JT Chazez Higgins Who had to have thought it's gonna be May Every time a ball was thrown his way On the other side it was Kyleongai Fieri, who said welcome to Flavor Town on the menu today is 176 black and blue yards down the gut out of bounds, except he stayed in bounds. Staying in the kitchen, killed William Sonoma did it all, catching a touchdown, running all over the field and passing for three scores. The last with time tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, ticking down as he found Colston, live, laugh, lovelin' for the game winning scores. The Bears win a thriller and the Bengals like Reacon Game of Thrones continue to have no D. Bears 47, Bengals 42. What? What? We go now, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, where Daniel Alex Jones and the Colts are building seven wins as the steel are bending

But not collapsing Pat Friar was a big boy grilling on the move big boy grilling on the move

Cooking the Colts like Ikea and making horse meatballs how sweet it is

Jalen Warren Buffett casted two touchdowns liquidating the Colts defense line. Calvin and Hobbes Austin made the colds look like a paper tiger, saying, see in the funny papers. Meanwhile, in a touching tribute to the Jim Mercy collection, guitar is going up for sale. Indianapolis looked like a bunch of overpriced six stringers. Mike Tallinn has these boys on a journey, and they're singing't stop still even in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh 27 Indianapolis 20 we now go to Foxboro where Henry Lockwood was on the scene in Foxboro Drake Bell May was pip pip to doodly doing it big to start the game connecting with the Mario Michael Douglas who scored scored a touchdown in traffic Michael appendix was bursting out of his body with touchdownitis Connecting with Drizzy Drake London not once not twice but the Royce times on the day for big scores Stefan Barty Biggs was going in dry and coming out soggy after he parked his big Mac truck right in the little end zone and in the fourth quarter the Falcons seemingly tied it up. They just needed Parker, Tony, Roma to kick the extra important. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he missed it. Patriots escape 24-23. Thanks, Hike, to memes in Houston. In Houston we have a problem because Chris J.J. Abrams drain hit CJ Stroud into darkness as Nico Phil Collins saying, you'll be in my heart as Demiko Moore Ryan had to go back to his ex David Bruce Millis. Bo Nikkelback said, look at this pass. As he found Cortland by Mary Not Sutton who checked in early to the end zone for six Woody marks public sparks was rocking everywhere as he set up John Christian Kaimino Ilah Omeca EK Kuma Poo Fairbaring that's not a pun that's just his full name as he had five field goals RJ Harvey Dent lived long enough to see himself become the villain as he had the game tying touchdown And what are you talking about Will Lutz walked off the Texans with the game winning field goal Broncos 18 Texans 15 Thanks memes and Detroit where the lion pride paraded down the field as Jared golf was de generous Spreading the ball around disregarding the D and ended up scoring with Sam LaPorsa de Rossi. But the game turned on Brian 4-8's defense. Tusson Johnson Patrick Reed paid Peter Uline Harold Varner as they harassed the Lions all afternoon, turning them into Garfield without his lasagna. I hate Mondays. I have no idea if that's how Garfield sounds. I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays. Aaron Mike Jones was still ripping runs on his way to 78 yards. And the big news out of this game, though, was the Vikings have a quarterback. As Ray J. McCarthy is happy, he's in, Kimisota, Vikings 27, Lions 24. We go up to the frozen Tundra of Lambo Field where the Green Bay Leonardo de Pacrios found themselves on the problematic side of young love. Watch again. Recovery and porn addict Dave Canales had his hands folded this week with prepping for Michael Parsons and avoiding pictures of Cindy Swinnies dressed online. Speaking of Cindy Swinnies dress teach, I speak to think I speak for every American male last week when I say you just got jacked off. Carolina seemed to switch into Tom Cruise Control as they continue to force Trubeau Run Hubbard down on throats. Well Mike, Toreco Doudal is much better on a play-by-play basis. The Packers Luke Kwan Musgrave let his team down and refused to apologize as Dave Portnoy, Canalus kept them bottled up very unfairly for pretty much the entire first half of the game. The Panthers, 16, the Packers, 14. Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh, I don't know. Huh? I think Margaret's 14? We head over to Nashville where Zach was on the scene. In Nissan Stadium, Justin G. Herbo-Earth was left with some major PTSD. After his past was intercepted by the sweet life of Zack and Cody Barron, who sings, you and me, we got the end zone to see, so come on down. Just me and you in the backfield too, so come on down. As he strolls into the end zone for six points, but then Justin Bieber Herbert went swag swag on you. So Michael Scott Matlock, oh damn that's a touchdown is so big. That's what she said. Afterwards, John Jacob Dingo-Himer smits Scott, punts the ball 60 yards, as the crowd erupts with whenever we go three and out. The people always shout special teams. Take back touchdown for the Titans too. Da da da da da da da da da da. To seal the deal, just in case you forgot, I'm dating Madison Beer, here's a reminder that I am and she's extremely likable, kind of attractive and great girl. Herbert rushes into the end zone from one yard out. Chargers 27, Titans 20. Thanks, Zach. It can't air in Buffalo. First Kansas City. Max. Huh? We head over to Buffalo where Dalton Kinlaid was penetrating the Chief's defense early as he started the score with a 23 yard catch and run. But then, but then receive rice rice baby. Tudududududududu said, yo, booker, let's kick it. For the extra point, after scoring the Chief's first touch out of the game. After Goods... Rice Rice Baby, tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut was unable to cross the pile on force and it achieved the settle for a field goal. Late in the third quarter, Josh Peck Allen told his fullback, hug me brother and bring me into the end zone as the builds went up two scores and what would ultimately seal the game. Bill's 28, Chief's 21. Big boom is from Drinking Josh today. We got both brothers. Big bones. Just to your part, Met life smells like you Gampold on a fart! 49ers, 34, Giants, 24 And that was week 9 in the NFL fastest 2 minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride that's always game ready. It's the Chevy Silverado. The Chevy Silverado is a long time partner apart my take in our favorite truck and it's all about grit from job site to tailgate Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task built for the hustle ready for the game. Silverado is America's most dependable full-size truck for JD Power 2035 award information. Visit JDpower.com slash awards. Head to Chevy.com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado. Okay, week nine in the books and holy shit. This is why the NFL you can never quit it boys because week eight it was dog shit. We said it. We admitted it. You got to say hand up. These games sucked 12 out of 13 games in week eight were double digits. We decided by double digits the jets being the lone one score game this week and we still have Sunday night football that we're going to recap at the end is it hadn't started yet We had nine out of 11 games one score games. They were awesome games crazy games over times Holy shit come back player of the week the NFL the NFL Dr. Gidell did it again right down to the wire the the chiefs bills delivered as always that that game It's impossible for that game to be a blowout. Yeah. That game is always going to be they could play that game until they're 50 years old. Josh Allen Patrick Mahomes and it's going to come down to the final possession. So let's get into the week nine games and we'll start with the craziest game. It was Bears 47 Bengals 42. This game took years off my life. This was the bear season was essentially over Joe Flacco with an unreal comeback. You can never count out Joe Flacco. He had 470 yards. The bears were cruising. They're up 14 with like a little over two minutes left. Joe Flacco goes down scores a touchdown. They get the onsite. They go for two. Go down six. Get the onsite kick, score again, go up by one with 50 seconds left. And then kale Williams running the ball and then kale Williams hitting Colston, Loveland. It was I, the season was over. The bear season was about to fall off a cliff. You can somehow bounce back and won that game. And my biggest takeaway is holy shit are both defenses really, really bad

because 47 42 is not an NFL score. Well, is that and also Ben Johnson just decided to really unleash Caleb Williams at multiple positions today? Yeah, Caleb Williams was was like Shohei O'Tani today. He had 280 yards passing three touchdowns. He had 53 yards rushing and he He had 22 yards receiving with a touchdown.

He caught two balls.

Ben Johnson had four different bears attempt to pass. He emptied the clip. It was, I mean, it was insane. The whole game was insane. It was back and forth. And I know I've said this. I think there's a third time I've said this this year, but the bears never win that game. And they, something is different with Ben Johnson. I'm not going to I'm not ready to say the Bears are a good team. Quite yet, I've been holding off because you can't give up 42 points and let Joe Flacco who threw for the most yards for any quarterback over 40 years old in NFL history. Let's go. You can't do that and be like, Hey, we're a good team. You know, you just can't.

So five and three is an awesome. It's awesome. Be sitting at five and three, but the Bears defense needs a lot of work. I said going into this game. It was a kill Williams in this offense must light up the Bengals. They did just that. So that part feels good. But more than anything, it's Ben Johnson because that's a game. the bears would lose, the bears would quit in a in a dire situation and they just kept

on the more than anything, it's Ben Johnson because that's a game the bears would lose. The bears would quit in a in a dire situation. And they just kept on. They got off the mat when it's like how the fuck did this just happen? Absolute stunning that the Bengals came back and took the lead. But Ben Johnson has these guys believing in something different. They have them believing that they're better than they probably are. Yeah, it was important. It was a crazy ending and the tackling by the Bengals was just awful,

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