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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Kirk Cousins Season Is Over, The 49ers Are In Trouble And The Bengals Are Back

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 8. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:58) Vikings 24, Packers 10 (00:09:58-00:23:30) Eagles 38, Commanders 31 (00:23:30-00:39:40) Jaguars 20, Steelers 10 (00:39:40-00:48:33) Cowboys 43, Rams 20 (00:48:33-00:58:01) Dolphins 31, Patriots 17 (00:58:01-01:10:07) Titans 28, Falcons 23 (01:10:07-01:21:16) Saints 38, Colts 27 (01:21:16-01:26:17) Jets 13, Giants 10 (01:26:17-01:40:43) Panthers 15, Texans 13 (01:40:43-01:43:31) Broncos 24, Chiefs 9 (01:43:31-01:50:25) Ravens 31, Cardinals 24 (01:50:25-01:55:23) Seahawks 24, Browns 20 (01:55:23-02:01:26) Bengals 31, Niners 17 (02:01:26-02:07:01) Chargers 30, Bears 13 (02:07:01-02:15:27) We finish with who's back of the week and our first big lottery ball moment with the new machine. (02:15:27-02:29:54).


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Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week eight of the NFL, we've got a lot to talk about. The chiefs lose to the Broncos. The Niners might be in trouble, Kirk Cousins, a lot of games, every game, two minutes, a great Monday recap for everyone. And it is brought to you by our friends at Game Time. You should not worry when you're buying tickets to your next big event. Game time is the fast and easy way to buy tickets for all sports, comedy, music and theater events near you. We were in Madison on Saturday night, Badgers versus Ohio State use game time hook the boys up Great tickets great seats. You can see them before that's the best part of game time and their obsessed with finding ways to help you save money on tickets Game time has deals on tickets Right up to the start of the event and even an hour after it starts It's a place to find last minute seats find exclusive flash deals and sponsor deals on tickets for football basketball, baseball concerts, comedy theater and more with zone deals. You pick the section and game time picks the seats for an average of 18% savings. And the game time guarantee means you always get the best price if you find the tickets in the same section and row for less game time will credit you 110% of the difference. So take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time download the game time app creating account use code PMT for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply again creating account redeem code PMT for $20 off download game time today last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed with

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game time okay let's go I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, Welcome to Party My Take. Today is Monday, October 30th, week 8. What? What? Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig. First, whoop in the new studio. What? What? What? Some spread. We start in Pittsburgh where Travis, ATN News Network, Wombs gang, gained his way to a tough 74 yards on Sunday as Trevor Lorette is too damn high, is issuing eviction notices to all the hashtag analysts as he commanded the Jaguar's offense on a wet sloppy day. Najee by nature said you down with OPP which today stands for Outch Painful Picket as he left the game with a rib injury. Doug P.E. D. Erson was coaching with extra T as the Jaguars. Yes the Jaguars have won five 5 straight football games. Huh? Jaguar's 20 Steelers 10.

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Whop! Yes, the Jaguars have won five straight football games.

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Huh?

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Jaguars 20 Steelers 10.

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Whap, whap!

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We had over to DC where Sam Halloween came dressed as a franchise quarterback, throwing for four touchdowns with only one sack of candy. Jalen Hertz got out of his garfunkel singing

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million Holy O'town by the school yard as

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Jones scored his first touchdown in the

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Eagles jersey and Rod Rivera is such a bad coat got out of his garfunkel singing million Holy O'town by the school yard

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as Joan scored his first touchdown in the Eagles jersey

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and Rod Rivera is such a bad coach.

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It should be against the law.

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It was against the law because he's on his way.

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I don't know where he's going.

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As KJ Brown absolutely loved a manual forks man to man

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leaving Rauljohn happy with a win. Eagles 34 the commanders 31 Downed it was 38 31. We got a producer who's given a little confused look like the 38 points the Washington commander scored 31 points Unfortunately, our producers said you want to fucking go? He's a one fucking go He was just waiting for the playoffs. I know ridiculous You don't want to see these commanders in the playoffs if you are a dirty power down to big D where Daxian Bronson Prescott looked Albanian as Sean McVase said hey You're a P in all over me the Cowboys took one look at the Rams secondary on Sunday and, that's delicious. Doran DeSantis Blaine had quarterbacks in Guantanamo this year, scoring his third pick six on the season. And Dallas showed a lot of force, gumption. As Mike McCarthy said, I think you should throw the ball to CD, Alabama. They did for 158 yards and two scores Cowboys 43 Rams 20 I I started slipping to a Brandon Walker. I was a walker. What? Why? Up to Green Bay where the Packers missed their best good Fred Bubba Frank's as they were without a tight end again and Green Bay fans said I'm not a very smart man today but I know what love is and he stakes as the Packers took another shot directly in the buttocks on their season. The big story from this game was the unfortunate injury to Kirk cousins but if there's one guy who knows how to look after the welfare of a rich man like Vikings or Ziggy Wilk it's's the old gunslinger himself Brett Paar who would be happy to take a break from his busy schedule of building volleyball stadiums to defraud the Vikings. He's gonna tune up a couple million dollars. The Vikings 24, the Packers, Ty. In Nashville where Deandre, I Hopkins isn't waffling anymore serving up a short stat with three scores. After skipping work for the last couple of months, Derrick Henry Lockwood has officially returned and will be working every weekend for at least the next three months. He's doing his job. It's incredible. It's the work for the balance boom. Titan fans are riding a huge will though after their rookie quarterback threw four touchdowns on the way to a win. Titans 28, Falcons 23. Down to Miami where Maclamore Jones found his game at the thrift shop. As he said, when I was in third grade, I thought I could play. As for Alabama, I wish I could stay. Ju-ju Smith, Amy Schuster, seems to have lost his role as the new plaything.

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And a Waddle-O-Red, a Waddle-O-White. As Tyree Killie-Jole and Company continue to put out hit after hit, and Bill Bellencheck looked like he was going to have a hard attack, Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, two out of no by now. The Patriots suck Dolphins 31ots stop and team to the desert where Todd Monk and Donuts glaze the Cardinals and gave them a cream pie filling Gus Johnson Edwards teamed up with Lamas Arati driving his car into the end zone three times on Sunday The Cardinals made a furious comeback late when trade Danny McBride said I play real sports Not trying to be the best at exercising as he bullied his way into the end zone But it was all for not as squash dogs turned back into a pumpkin and Harbaugh's team played like a bunch of stallions get it Get it Raven 31 Cardinals 24 what Over to my oh hi where Pat sickma Holmes had the flu. He had COVID. No, he had the flu. Oh, so COVID and Brussels Wilson didn't look good, but he was packed with vitamins as he hooked up with Portland Let's give him something to talk about for a touchdown Dequan Macmillan dollars worth of game made this loss very tough to wallow and for the first time since my good friend

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Barack Obama was president the Broncos beat the chiefs They never did it when my good friend Donald Trump was president or when my very good friend Joe Biden was asleep at the wheel Broncos 21 chiefs nine 9

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Standing on a corner, James, whistling down in no less Chiefs 9. on midchew. Stop throwing pigs to success is an owned inslee and now the rest to St. Skow Marching 38 27. And that is the fastest two minutes from week eight. And it's brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and they're the official partners of the part of my take family and that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family. The first ever Silverado heavy duty, ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2 the only truck brand with a full lineup of trucks ready for wherever your off-road adventures take you with exclusive multi-matic DS DSSV dampers, rugged mud terrain tires and up to 14 available camera views. The Chevy Silverado ZR2 and Silverado HD ZR2 a family with commanding an unstoppable grit. So head over to Chevy.com, check out Chevy Silverado and the family of Chevy ZR2's. The official trucks, a pardon my take, we are a Chevy podcast. If you're thinking about getting a truck, become a Chevy person. Thank you to Chevy, our wonderful sponsor, sponsoring fastest two minutes. So head over right now to Chevy.com and check out the Chevy Silver Out on the family of Chevy ZR2's, the official trucks of Pardon My Take. Okay, week eight in the books, as we watched the Bears get absolutely demolished. We will talk about this game at the end, but PFT, we got a week eight to talk about. We got a lot of games to talk about. Just before we even get into the first game, maybe it's age, my brain wasn't able to comprehend nine games at noon. It was a lot. It was overload. There was a lot of games going on at once.

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It was hard to keep track of all of them at the same time.

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But we barely paid attention to the Texans Panthers game. We had it on the side to you. I think we watched it in the last 10 minutes of the game. We started tuning into that. But yeah, it's a lot of football. Listen, I'm never gonna complain about too much football. I'm not but I will complain about no buy weeks

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