Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, football, week eight, we recap all of week eight. We talk about every single game. We have fastest two minutes. I'm gonna get mad about the Bears. PFC is gonna cry about the nationals

because he jinxed them.

Big cry, not a jinx.

Yeah, you jinxed them.

Not a jinx. They scored three runs since he popped champagne. It was actually a beer bottle, but it looked like a championship champagne. We'll get to all of that. And we have a ton to do. football guy of the week who's back of the week and a very special Monday reading that

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Bye! Download the cash app. new cash app investing go check it out now. Today is Monday October 28th week eight. The Ocho. I'm gonna do one from really far back. We start in London where Sir Sean Connery McVeigh was committed to pounding the rock. Todd Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good just like a young girl he should had a score but the story of the day was a rams taking a big drink drink from their Cooper cup just one drink and the Bengals secondary falls down drunk. Speaking of the Bengals defense in a touching tribute to British dentistry they decided to play the game with no teeth. The Rams ramble on to another win and turn the Jimmy Page from their three game losing streak as a Robert Plant themselves back into the NFC title can I say, Teige? I'm a zippling guy. Rams 24, Bengals 10. We go down to A town for Halloween where Pete Scarrow met his former protege Dan Quitt who is going to need a bigger boat because he's going down with his ship. Matt Trough dressed up as slutty Matt Ryan but the Falcons were too drunk to win this lost-stune party, as their outfits weren't offensive enough. DK met cafeteria as open for business, as a rookie was looking like a snack. Much like Hotel California, an Arthur blanks ghost hotel, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave, as Coach Dan Quent still hasn't been fired yet. See how twice effort, Falcon's 20.

Pfft! Pfft!

Some spread!

Out in Western New York, the Kiko Alonzo Blowjob Bull as the Eagles and Bill square up.

Carson Wednesday got over the hump as Drake and Josh Allen said,

Hot wee brother! After a tough loss of the bills,

Miles Sanders, I have a feeling teased and I screwed that up because I never watched the show.

It's been all the young guys in the studio are laughing at this old boom. You're swam. Miles Sanders was running faster than Sonic. T as it rings, well the Buffalo secondary tailed him into the end zone. Debbie does Dallas Goddard took on six football players at once to score. And Alshon Jeffrey Epstein isn't going to leave you hanging Eagles fans That's filled obvious season was saved in Buffalo Eagles 31 Bill 13 What what and Chicago where hits Trebisky couldn't send his best friends up to score David Montgomery Burns was Exilates but he's going to need a quadruple as budget if he wants to block out all of those rivers of suns. The game came down to the last kick where any mutual pinero wasn't money enough as the Chicago upright looked more like the Washington Post as the ball drifted so far left. Democracy dies in darkness, but the bears were murdered in broad daylight. The Chicago bears are back to being the door-mountain eggie of the NFC North. Charger 17, bears 16. Hidden Detroit where Daniel went into the lion's den and golden showers, Tate looked more pissed off than pissed on as the Giants primary receiver looked more like number two, the number one. Kenny, whatcha doing? Nothing chilling at the Galaday Inn had two two touchdowns, and Acon Barkley said, let me smack that, but was ultimately locked up with only 64 yards on the ground. Looks like Frat Schurmer will be going through another hell week after a loss, pledging to get this one right, but it'll have to settle for Chugging Tears as the Lion Safety Miles is the only one to get to kill a brood. Lion's 31, the Geeeeeeman 26. I'll do your football, Jack. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Gardner minced shoot up the runway and made a rough landing for the Jets down at Duval as Sam Benedict Arnold looked like he was playing for both sides and seeing ghosts in AJ Poo, yay, and Miles Jackal entered. Juck Lambo number five said a little bit of field goes all I need, a little bit of kick off, yes indeed, a little bit of extra points here I am, I'm glad we got Gardner, as Sam. Ah, the Jets season is off the rails and they might need to break glass in case of emergency. Well Doug Carl Morone milled in this answer on whether Nick Falls will return to start after the buy. They're jagging off in DuVol as the Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack Jacksonville Jaguars are back back back back back back back to 500. Jaguar 27, jet 15. In each town where the raiders met the Texans in a touching tribute to my long-time colleague, Dick Vitel, Dishon Watson using only one good eye, almost Darren fell down, before pulling off the touchdown of the week to put the Texans ahead late. Oh, hey JJ, what do you bench? The Texan feet on Torrance pictorial muscle, unfortunately ending his season,

and making it so everyone in America

can bench press more than him for the next six months. The writers thought to be real have turned into a Josh Jacob Wall conspiracy theory. Someone chucked Grootens back for sex scars. Texan 27, writers 24. Staying on a corner, Jamie Swinson, tap a floor and a sun! Raters 24

Standing on a corner James Winston Tampa Florida such a fine side to see He's always picked my lord putting balls on the floor get his ass cake by Tennessee He's playing like you struck on whiskey he's the end of the day was a Patriot's defense led by Lawrence Guy Fieri who was in the back field on Freddie It catches all afternoon, leading to three turnovers on three possessions. Holy moly, stromboli.

On the other side of the ball, the Patriots' offense was filled with diners, drive-ins, and clock-kelling drives. As Sony Cornheiser Michelle put the browns to bed early, nick the trouble space telescope sometimes makes plays out of this world. But he doesn't quite look like a star just yet. Finally, this is where we mention Julian Edelman, so it doesn't get mad at us for leaving him

out of the fastest two minutes after scoring two touchdowns. Good job Julian. We'll drink your thirst trap milkshake any day of the week. Break free 27. Bronx 13. All right, week eight almost in the books. Who could forget we have the Steelers and the dolphins so funny watching ESPN try to promo that all Saturday long. So week eight if you watch this full game Roger Gidele should show up to your house and give you a firm handshake. Yes. Yes. Thank you sir. You are one of the few the proud and I'm going to watch the whole game. But week eight almost in the books a crazy Sunday we will start as we always do with the Sunday night game and then go back to the one o'clock. So Andy Reed versus the clock. Uh huh, a tale is over time. We meet again, old folks, the Spartans and the Persians. I don't understand. People versus the sun. How Andy Reed can know so much about football and be it an actual genius when it comes to like offensive football and being one of the best coaches of all time Yeah, he hasn't won a Super Bowl But you're talking about consistency and what he's done in the NFL It's remarkable and his coaching tree all that. Mm-hmm. He does not know how time works He doesn't know where the clock is. Like we said, he measures time and units of meat

So he was about like three sirloin strips behind on it Especially like towards the end of the first half. Well, did you see the end of the game though? The end of the game is where he made the like when he putted it away. No, not even that so the punt was I didn't like the punt I don't love the punt But I understand it's five minutes. You're like, okay, my defense maybe can get one stop, right?

I don't like it. It's just understand it's five minutes. You're like, okay, my defense maybe can get one stop, right?

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