NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 Minutes + Recap, Big Cat Lost Everything And Football Guy Of The Week
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 21 October 2019
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 minutes (3:10 - 8:17). We recap every game from Sunday. Kirk Cousins is back, the Lions fans roasted the refs , the Titans are buttcheeks still but the good kind. The Ravens are not frauds, the Niners D is legit, the Dolphins had a lead and the Bears are a dumpster fire. Who's back of the week, football guy of the week. College Football and suicidal Big Cat is back. Nyquil idea from PFT and Blame and Shame Media.
Game recap timestamps
Eagles - Cowboys(8:17 - 13:11 )Falcons Rams(13:11 - 20:14)Bills Dolphins(20:14 - 23:19 )Jaguars Bengals(23:19 - 26:38)Vikings Lions(26:38 - 32:11)Packers Raiders(32:11 - 36:22)Texans Colts(36:22 - 41:09)Giants Cardinals(41:09 - 47:28)Redskins 49ers(47:28 - 52:35)
Chargers Titans(52:35 - 57:40)Seahawks Ravens(57:40 - 61:06)Saints Bears(61:06 - 73:09)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, football week seven recap. Fastest two minutes, which are going to talk a little college football. Two have got hurt. That's a big news. We're going to do a little who's back of the week little football guy of the week |
| 0:25.6 | It was a terrible week in a football. We're gonna recap it all two is really the big story I'm gonna put on my smiley face. I'm like the Joker just cut my fucking face open. Let it bleed out You want to know I got these scars? What's the what's the fuck Chris? What's the fucking point of watching sports anymore? Alright, that's why I love you Smith grows a big beard so you can't see his Joker star exactly why |
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| 3:22.8 | In Atlanta where the Falcons are so dead they've checked in to Arthur Blanks ghost hotel. Jared David Hasselgoth put down the drunken burgers and went back to throwing darts with his lieutenant Mitch Buchanan. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not visit your pregnant girlfriend, go directly to jail. In Ramsey, had a monopoly on the Falcons passing attack. Hey, teach. Yebum, Dan Quinn, more like Dan Finn. Because this movie is over. Ram's 37. Falcons 10. What? What? What? In Cincinnati, where DD Kanye Westbrook put on a Sunday service, even though Andy Dalton stuck around for graduation at TCU It was the college dropout Leonard Fernet who had a great game Josh Lambo Gini mercy went for before with his kicks and you know what the Midwest is Dalton's reckless the bang goes rock it down Jane that's a heavy necklace and it's a don't wait nor breaks and Cincinnati and again Jack. Jackwark 27, the bike goes 17. Some spread. In Detroit, home of the Queen and my good friend, Rest in peace, Aretha Franklin, Where Adam's saying to Kirk, You make me feel, You make me feel, You make me feel like my hamstrings are hurting. Kirk Cousins was getting no RESPCT as he sucked it to the suction to the suction to the haters Yet again with a big road divisional win Delvin Sam Cook kept a chain gang moving And the lion season might be signed sealed delivered halfway through October As they're all out of mode Town Viking Town, Viking 22, Lion's 30. |
| 5:05.0 | Whip, whips, whips, brown university, brown university, brown university. It is clear that the entire fishing fleet for sharks in Peru is involved in a systematic killing of dolphins. The numbers are ranging from 7,000 to 15,000 dolphins per year being very conservative. No one murders the dolphins like the Buffalo Bills! |
| 5:29.3 | Wh- from 7000 to 15000 dolphins per year being very conservative. No one murders the dolphins like the Buffalo Bills! An Indianapolis where Eric Abram James not trying to get into a sentence battle treated at Houston's secondary like a bunch of derro moorys. Frank I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, has a wheels and motion for an AFC South crowd after after a big day for Miss Colts. The Texans had no answer for any Russian game, as Bill O'Brien said, I like big butt trends, but I can't outlie. Baby got Marlin Mac, any 30 Houston 23. In the mental lands where Kyler Bill Murray was popping up everywhere and Chase Jim Edmunds continues his illustrious career with the Cardinals running through defensive walls with 136 yards and three scores, making his real housewife a Vosey very happy. Golden, Kobe tell me how my ass Tate has been a security blanket for Danny Dimes, but the Giants weren't able to rebound even with the round mound of quads, state quan charles Barclay back in the. As a Cardinal's defense was able to slice and dice their way into more sacks than Antonio Cormardi's urologist, Cardinal 27, the Jeeeeeeeee-man! 21, the New York football Giants. And the frozen Tundra, where the raiders met the Packers, Darren, Revveil Waller put up huge stats but ultimately walked away the loser that he is and Aaron Reveil Roger said this is not your content. The raider's secondary was Leaky as Mark as Exxonveldes, Skatling, which slicker than an oil spill dumping 133 yards on them leaving Derek Coronagas for a comeback. Josh, my darling Jacob's, met the Packer's |
| 7:05.7 | defense of, look, pretty jilly indeed. The story of the day was the Packer's defense blinking bad as Martina's cooked up a large amount of speed and really met things up for the Raiders. Packers 42. The Raiders 24. in Rauljohn! |
| 7:23.0 | WHAA! |
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| 7:29.0 | WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA! This game sucks. WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA! WHAAAA! 49ers 9! Redskins 0! We finish a Nashville weather. Chargers have the M&M's cooking as Mike Williams and Melvin your mouth. Not in your hand Gordon. Miss the in zone by the length of a thin candy shell. Your brain has a thin candy shell. Hey Tray Wingo, get off the studio we're working here. Ryan Tannaheilery Swank played like a million dollar baby on his last healthy leg for the Titans. Speaking of healthy legs, Derek Rosen, |
| 8:05.0 | we had another big game on the ground, and the Titans season has been saved, thanks to a gold line stand. So don't get too attached to that. Peanut's just yet coached for a ball. Titans 23, the charge is 20. All right, week seven, almost in the books. Got one left. Got one left for us. I'm wearing a hat that says I am a messy bitch |
| 8:26.4 | because I am a messy bitch after this week |
| 8:28.2 | and a football, but we're here to recap all of it. We are here. Actually, if you're watching, you can see it. The messy bitch hat on barstowgold.com slash part of my take slash PMT. slash PMT, barstowgold.com slash PMT. Okay, let's recap, let's start with Sunday night, okay? |
| 8:45.5 | And then we'll go back to the one o'clock. |
| 8:48.8 | Eagles might be done chain pft one game out but They stink the entire NFC east I have no idea what to make of it besides the fact that the R words are done The rest of the division. It's just like anybody could beat anybody on any given time because I I going into game. I thought the Eagles were going to win straight up. Me too, but their defense is atrocious. I don't think it's Carson Wentz's fault, but a guy who you let walk away won a Super Bowl for you. And so everyone's going to probably blame Carson Wentz. And then the Cowboys like, I can't, I wouldn't be shocked if the Cowboys lost |
| 9:27.1 | all their games for the rest of the season. |
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