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We love Duracell batteries so learn more Duracell.com and get the best batteries in the world. is violence and then a lot of stuff worth it. No place to hang out or washing and then I can't take all of the songs. Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too. E-L-E-L-S-R-E-K-I-R-N-U And then we'll take it higher. Oh we're gonna rock it down too. It's pardon my take. There's an about horse to a sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday, October 23rd and week 7. What's 7 and Spanish? Yes, does she have to see that day? I almost... Week 7

What seven and Spanish yes to see at day I almost had it shit I brain blocked up there for a second teach. Oh no ghost

We started Baltimore where sorry, Miss Lamar Jackson these Ravens are for real never meant to make ten Campbell cry

The lions played like they were on a buy mark Andrews Bogot went sky high for his first of two scores as a Gus Bus ran all over Detroit. As for the cowardly Lions, we're not in the doughmending more as they try to click their shoes to make a touchdown appear, but left Baltimore muttering, S-O-L as these same old lions smell like poo poo poo, the Ravens kill the lions 38, 6, and it wasn't even that close. Swap, whew! We go to Indy where Gardner, two and a half men's shoe and Jonathan Taylor, Thomas, had the life tracks going in the first quarter as the Colts jumped out to an early lead, and as De Chancé billups Watson and his fearsome D got hurt, it was time for a PJ Walker Texas Ranger to step in and give his teams a much needed AIDS on offense. There might be a little dust in the bottle. Hopkins got sweeter with time, making a 50 yarder in his last five games consecutively. But the Colts fat back and their protection was lacking as Karim Pihont finished in the end zone after a false flag giving the Browns a win. 39. 30. What? What? In Foxboro where it's always darkest before dawn, especially when you have a lighthouse to show you the way, Bill Bellichek, my good personal friend, notches his 300th win

and a contract extension. Someday. Someday. Big Mac Jones found his special sauce with game-winning touchdown drive to Mike Gassassimi-Bun. Because it was such a big win, we kick it to our producer and diehard patriots fan Hank Lockwood for comment.

Oh shit, I think he's on a vacation again, teach. was such a big win. We kick it to our producer and die hard Patriots fan Hank Lockwood for comment.

Oh, shit. I think he's on a vacation again, teach. He stepped out, boom. Oh, he's on vacation. Bill, Bill's coach, Sean McDermott's was seen drinking Apple juice post game. His bill bellicac little boy does team Sunday afternoon and no one circles the wagons like the lighthouse patriots Patriots 29 bills 25 Hank oh No, no, no, he's not here That's his y'all boom I I can fuck that y'all from anyways Up to the middlelands we go where Bong Rivera looked very green as he got lit up by Brian eight ball Say, Quan, me-an-me, say, Qua-an-me, Barkley had his aha moment and some cool looking draws. Well, Terry D'Actel McClure looked extinct for the first half. I got a touching tribute to my good friend, Rieke, from Game of Thrones. With Ty Rodlin, Altaylor, and Sam Throw in the Hell, it was a game of sacks. DARRENern Ravell Waller caught over six pieces of merchandise from the first African American quarterback to ever win a game for the New York football giants. Judge win 14 seven. In the windy city with the graders versus the hairs as Dante just for men, save Chicago Chicago from dying. Spiler secret,

Bage and man, snuck up underneath Josh Ritannials, as he's no longer to see past his two chins. Come, Jail Away, come, Jail Away, come, Jail in a way with me. As Jail and Johnson said, look at me, look at me, I'm the captain now. To the Raiders after his second pick was returned for his score. Every drive was a hard drive for Hunter Biden Renfrow as he looked like a baseball player going for a walk, taking a free base, and the Raiders are showing their cracks. Oh the bears pack? Some are asking the question. Bears 30. The Raiders 12. We're going to Kansas City where the chiefs look like a well-oiled machine, as Mark has ex-onveiled as Skatling scored. Joshua machine gun Kelly started out looking like it was a wrap, but then got poked. Michael Jackson, my home, said, I'll be there anytime Taylor Swift is on screen, and Justin Herbert picks are inevitable, as the giant sadness goes to infinity and beyond continuing to be a collection

of unsurrious toys owned by Andy. The Chiefs 31, the San Diego Super Chargers 17, out west where the Steelers D double-cuffed as George Slippin's dominated and Jay Leane Warrin walked into the end zone. to park a hot well put the Rams ahead but TJ in the city of good old watts showed some

California Wall Warren walked into the end zone. Tutu Pock, I have well, put the Rams ahead, but TJ in the city of good old Watts showed some California love to Stafford. Cratt, Creteling is football to the goal line in a game-changing play. Are the Steelers good? Or the Rams bad? Whap! Steelers 24, Rams 17. We go up to Mauhai where Cortland, something about Mary could only look on as Jerry Judy got hit in his veins and his Frank. Can anybody find Jordan somebody to love was under pressure? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da As the Packers looked like they wished there were back in training camp riding their bicycles as Russ finally cooked after pleading with the Broncos that he wants to break free. Late in the fourth quarter Broncos kicker will, duh, duh, duh, another one bites the luffs, hit the game where sending the packers home. The Broncos 19, the Packers 17. This happened on Thursday night, but we need to sing a song for a good friend, Lord, Hidden that's my Lord, Carsti Taking shots to his PP, Come on Dennis, Stopping a manness If the Jags don't make the Super Bowl, Prisco is finished Jags 31, Saints 24 And that is the fastest two minutes week seven brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and they're the official partners of the part of my take family and that is the Chevy Silverado Z R2 family. The first ever Silverado heavy duty Z R2 joins the franchise to make Chevy Z R2 the only truck brand with a full lineup of trucks ready for wherever your off-road adventures take you with exclusive multi-matik DSSV dampers rugged mud terrain tires and up to 14 available camera views. The Chevy Silverado ZR2 and Silverado HD ZR2 are family with commanding and unstoppable grit head right now to Chevy.com. Check out the Chevy Silverado and the family of Chevy ZR2, the official trucks of Pardon My Take. We are a Chevy podcast. So thank you to Chevy head over to Chevy.com. Check out Chevy Silverado and the family of Chevy ZR2, the official trucks, apart my take. Okay, week seven in the books. We are recording during the first half of the Dolphins Eagles game. We will get to all of that later. Max is actually watching the game on stream. Also, Hank is not here, which is very unfortunate. It's a Patriots won a game. It's awful. I really wish that Hank was here. Yeah, we have some good stats for Hank otherwise. But let's get into the games. What a great Sunday. And let's start with what was supposed to be the premiere early game and was a coronation of the Ravens being very much for real. Ravens 38, lion six. I like to say this was a shit pumping is actually wrong because it was something more than that. I think it was ass kicking. It was such a blowout by the Ravens. The lions didn't get their first first down until the Ravens were up 28 to nothing. And we'll start with the Ravens because they deserve all the credit here. It felt like this was maybe and and maybe we look back at this and they're like, that was stupid. This may be the week that Todd Monkins offense finally clicked for Lamar and the Ravens because they sliced and diced the lion's secondary Lamar was MVP Lamar. That was MVP Lamar that we saw today. Not even running the ball. He didn't even run the ball that much. He stayed in the pocket like waited for everything to progress. Was hitting everyone's a flowers, you know, is phenomenal. Uh, big play after big play after big play. Lamar finished 21 for 27, 357 yards, three touchdowns and a rushing touchdown. And the Ravens. Remember we say in this the other day, like if the Ravens could ever figure out

that step on the throat mentality, they could be a true Super Bowl contender. And this was the first game where it's like, they went, you know, playing against a very good Lions team and completely obliterated. So as I said on Friday, I could see the Lions blowing out the Ravens. I can't see a world where the Ravens blow out the lines.

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I got this one very wrong.

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