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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 6, Fastest 2 Minutes, Mariota + Jameis, Plus A Restaurant For Magicians

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

Fastest 2 minutes for Week 6 (2:27 - 9:11). We recap every game (9:11 - 78:39). Is Jameis the funniest quarterback of all time? Panic in Cleveland? Say something nice about the Dolphins. The Ravens need to earn Big Cat's respect. The Cowboys and Rams are in trouble and the Niners are for real. Duck mania and the Titans are buttcheeks. Who's back of the week including Hank not saying hello to Kevin Durant (78:39 - 90:05). College Football recap, Football guy of the week, Talking baseball, and Monday Reading - My Husband wants to open a restaurant for magicians (90:05 - 105:51). 


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Hey, part of my take listeners.

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You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, football. Week six, recap of every single game. We have fasted this two minutes. We also are going to talk a little college football, a wild weekend, bad weekend to be a Georgia sports fan, even though we talked about that on Friday, things got somehow worse for you this weekend. We also have some playoff baseball, who's back and a very, very bizarre Monday reading before we get to all of that. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. The cash app is the most powerful way to send, spend and save and cash app wants to help save you guys from those Bad Beats with the all new bad beats Monday cash app is gonna pay out as many AWL as possible who use the hashtag bad beats Monday all you have to do is tweet about your bad beats use the hashtag bad beats Monday and tell us your Cash tag to get hooked up by cash app every Monday during football season. You spend they save you from your Bookie. You already know the cash app is number one finance app in the App Store, which you might not know as you can also put Cash app in your wallet with the cash card. It's the only debit card that offers instant rewards and comes packed with premium features. Even a credit card can offer like boosts. You can get 10% off your entire purchase at DoorDash and even save every time you shop

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Swavjo Flacco looked great by comparison. What is that hair gel boom? He got that nut teach. The

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Titans hope Ryan Black and Tana Hill will be the stout cure for what else am I, as he tries to take

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that all important next step without spreading his MCL. Well, once he found that downhill in a hurry

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for Dindver, as Victor Fangio's defense was covered a pass on that his own kidney stone. Brock was like saying, time's up. In Minnesota where Stefan Diggs was loving cousins like he was born in the state of Alabama and Stefan Can you digs it? Had Kirk Cousins white boy dancing like Mark Madson and a Lake Lakers championship parade and Stefan Urkel Diggs asked, did I do that? When he magically turned kick Kirk Cousins into a competent quarterback. And finally, Stefan Diggs says, Minneapolis is how to new club as Kurtz, a Ray VDM where DJ draped in a wet blanket, serves stakes on tinfoil, has a subwoofer's blast. You like that on repeat, and the hostesses will come directly to your table to roast your name, Twitter account. Viking 38 Eagles 20. We go way out westward. The battle of the chill Cali Bros. Kyle and Sean took us to the Los Angeles Sunday stadium and an old school NFC workshop. The 49ers are fiery enough full of diners, drive-ins, and half-back dives as Matt Wunderer Brenna and backup Rahim Dijon-Mostard were not hot dogging it. George Grill delivered pancakes playing exceptionally well while Jimmy G was scrambling and this one was over easy. The Rams offense looks to have a bad case of Bronco-itis dealing with congestion and a serious goth. Made worse by the trade-smoking diners who said

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This time of year along the base of the Faroe Islands, the water runs red. The annual whale and dolphin hunt takes place between June and September, in a tradition that's been going on since the 16th century, possibly even earlier. Red skin 17, dolphin 16. Down to Florida where Ted Kennedy Bridge over troubled water has kept has kept this upside down St. Season of Float. Minchumania has swept the country but on Sunday it was more like Gardner Minpou as the Jaguars quarterback lived up to his name as the doos in his family tree. Jared Oki Cook carried the entire St. Offensive Load as he was the only one to score and Michael Thomas,, the take engine ran train on the Jaguar's defense. And the St. Skull marching in Duval, St. Thirteenth Jaguar Six. We go out to the desert as Kyler, Rock You Like a Murray Kane said, Here I am. And through for 27 completions, several of which traveled over three yards downfield. Michelangelo's David Johnson was statu-esque and like his 5' 10' a grower, not a shower. Dan, all I do is quench, quench, quench, no matter what, since his field goal team out to tie the game with a gimmie extra point, and everybody in the red sees hands win up. And they say they're, except for the referees, their hands were making the no no good sign our thoughts of pairs are with Matt Criot at this time at least you are in danger of losing any playoff games this year Card of 34, Topcus 33 in New York where Jerry Jones celebrated his birthday with a glory hole only this glory hole had Greg Williams on the other side with a million dollar bounty on Jerry's Dacken balls. The New York spleen machine was back in action, connecting with Rob Kardashian Anderson on a FAC. 92 yard touchdown, making the Dallas defense look like the black sheet with the Jones family. The only thing to die this Sunday was the Cowboys playoff hopes as the Jets get on the win board. 24, Cowboys, 22. Since the Nat latitude is back as we go to the Queen City where the Bengals had by far their most impressive loss of the season against the Baltimore Revit and E. Kaufman Dalton has been doing a bit all along showing up to games and characters tricked over and waiting for someone anyone to notice John are you going to Ar Harbor O'Fare pack all his spices as the ginger minutes ran out of time? Lamar Jack Sun also rises had his himming way with a bangles secondary and was deadly from the shotgun formation. Offensive coordinator Greg Roman Swipes has lasted forever in the NFL and turned the gold light off into Mark, is it in Grim yet? Maybe just attempt, just to see how it feels and it feels like a touchdown. Paul Timor 23, since it's out in 17. Standing on a corner game is Winston-Pampleboard. Such a fine side to see. It's a pick, my lord, and here you go for more. Get go Brexit I empty With gold That's our 37 bucks 26 Alright, week six, almost in the books.

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