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Hey, Dean, in a touch foggy London town where Sa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la The canable boom, and couldn't be stopped as he lined up near the Falcons right guard. Lucetania is not walking through that door, as Zach Woodrow Wilson was reluctant to throw bombs over England. The Falcons ground the jets 27-20. Whip, whip, whip! In Minnesota, where Dan Campbell's young team of child soldiers was no match for Greg Joseph Coney. TJ Hockham, Sockham Robots gave the Lions a puncher's chance, and the Andre Swiftboats had the lead flip flopping back and forth, but the Vikings got the W. There's no crying in football, and lesser name is Man Campbell. As a Lions coach, shit is best for a already girl TikTok impression and the post game press topic. The Vikings, 19, the Lions, 17. In Charlotte, Darnold continues to run as Samuel looks like L. Jackson out there, and I think the Panthers can go all the way to the Super Bowl mother fucker. Get these mother fucker, mother fucking snakes off my mother fucking jets. TJ Braille and Edward, thankfully, didn't need to catch the ball to make an impact play as the game turned on a punt block. In a game that felt like the Eagles would have no satisfaction, Jalen squirts finished all over Matt Rules Smock, leaving Philadelphia a very happy and need of a cigarette. Eagles 21, Panthers 18. RAAA! In the battle for Flow Rider, welcome to my house, Pretty take control now dolphins can't get a first down. It's gonna be a blow out. Welcome to my house. The dolphins may need Carol Miles Gaskin to murder this season. Allegedly careful boom you don't want to get into the gombative suit. As Brian flow exotic should have been more canceled after a second season. The box make animal feet on the dolphins. 45-17. In Pittsburgh where you knew this would be a dog fight as coaches Mike and Vicks stepped into the arena and the highly trained pits were foaming at the mouth. Courtland lets give them Sutton to talk about, scored, but it was too little to rate as Jamar Chase Bank Claypool was cash. Damn boom that was smooth cousin. The Steelers went a big one as Najee Kamala Harris looked at Hayden and said, we did it Joe. Steelers 27, Broncos 19. In Cincinnati where the Bengals found themselves in a Bella danger as Joe Burrow suffered a throat confusion in the first half. Mason Bill Crosby was having a terrible day until he got bailed out by Evan Stacy McPherson who put a bizarre video online of a celebration after a miskick and the van goes come Stumbling, Rumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Stumbling, Down like a house of cards as something in the Claire ended what should have been a great series

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Bagel Swipe to in Jacksonville. Here's to you James Robinson Jesus loves you more than Tim Tebow Whoa, whoa, whoa, the graduate Trevor Lawrence and his em battled coach urban Meyer were trying to finger things out as the Jaguars face another night striking out at the bar. On the other side, Derek Geter Henry at least has the courtesy to leave a gift basket for the girls he picks up and the defenders he's props. Ryan Farmer's Tanahill has had his arm exposed recently, but the Titans' role as Mike Paul Vrable passed out Game Balls in his underwear and brah, Titans 37, Jaguars 19. In Las Vegas, where the Bears ripped the Michelin tires off John Grudens' car, Nathan Peterman made an appearance making Raiders fans want to hunt or run for a walk. Khalil Big Mac had some special sauce for his former team as two all beef patio donals, and the Bears played field position to win the game. Hey I just commit you and this is crazy so here's my number so troll me Neggie the bearers go to 3 and 2 with our 20 to 9 win. Standing on a corner James Winston down in Nola such a fine size to see. It's a This is my word, It gives the racial slurs that change their name to the football team It's a hail Mary James looking scary Take some sea and stars We can see in clearly Saints 33 Washington football team 22 And And we finished in LA where David and Goku were super saying whom how many yards were in this game? It was over a thousand! It was over a thousand! Justin Shermer was ice cold as he and Mike Sherman Williams painted a masterpiece. Kielon, Moscow, and known as you've got to move to Austin Eccler if those California taxes are too high and you want to get good mileage out of your chargers. Brandon Staley yelled that's dug himself a hole but it didn't shy away from going forward on forked down as the chargers went a shootout. The San Diego Schufer Chargers 4-7 that Cleveland Browns 42. Okay, week five were brought to you. Fastest two minutes was brought to you by our friends across country mortgage, cross country mortgage is much like us at bar stool. People first group of people they're dedicated to the fundamentals of mortgage lending, which results in a fast, convenient and less stressful home refinancing are financing, experience, rates are at all time low. They may never get this low again. Call today for a fast free convenient, and less stressful home refinancing or financing experience.

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of America that when you see an hour long weather delay and Tony Donge and Mike Toreco and Mike Floreo and Drew breeze have to basically figure out a way to be interesting for an hour and a half. Are you telling me you didn't like the peanut butter discussion? I love the peanut butter discussion. We should probably settle the peanut butter debate. Billy just said fuck.

What?

That was his back.

He's figured out butter and jelly.

Well, you know that Billy's who's back the week is always what's the last thing that

was said before we get in the studio So peanut butter and jelly was that I also appreciated John Tony Donji and Mike Trico going a bat for John Groot and that was a nice little talk That was very cool. And it was also, it became one of those things where, let's just see if we can hammer in a reference to the college that we went to during the debate.

That's the thing, there are two things

that announcers absolutely love to do when they're, And it was also it became one of those things where let's just see if we can hammer in a reference to the college that we went to

Yes, that's the thing there are two things that announcers absolutely love to do when they're in desperate need of a joke One is talk about their golf game on the other guys golf game like wow that charger's kicker that that extra point looked like your shot on Seventeen out there. Yeah, there's that one and then there's hey, I'm gonna hammer in a reference to the school I went to and then you're gonna laugh at it.

Yeah, you're gonna talk about hammer in a reference to the school I went to,

and then you're gonna laugh at it for five seconds.

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