Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week five of the NFL boys, I think we're starting to find out who the contenders and pretenders are. Great week five, a lot to discuss. I just burped. We are also taping Scriven Barstool, no spoilers. So we're in the New York City office and we had Jake memes and Max Wright boomers for us today because we were doing a shit load of stuff during our football Sunday, but a great show coming. Let's see if we can maybe do a show where we don't offend the entire world.

I disagree.

Okay, all right. Maybe we'll find the entire world. What? Talk about the big demographics after that we can really lay in. Yeah, thanks. Right. We can just maybe talk about them at least. Okay. Yeah. Let's do it. All right. Talk about his real. I said I'll read you. Yeah. it. We're in it. Alright, so great week five NFL who's back in the week boomers and

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almost anything with Uber Eats. Okay let's go. It's part of my take. There's an about Marx to the sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, October 9th, week 5. These boomers are brought to you by... The law firm... of memes, max, and marsh. The 3M's, the M&M boys. WHAA! MMMM! Hey, we started London where Zay Jones got the scoring started as he girlboss laid his way to a touchdown but it was Etienne that had the Bill's defense frighten all day. At the end, at the end, I'm frightened at the end. Deva Watch was in full effect when Stefan Riggs was crying like a man leaving Pinehurst. Jaguar's 25, Bill's 20. That was a good one, memes. We moved down to the Steel City where you can throw out the record box when the Ravens and Steelers got together. These two teams don't like each other, there's no love lost. Justice Pill alleviated any symptoms of butterflies from Baltimore fans entering his game when he scored an early touchdown. Miles Killabrowski screamed, the mountains are blue when he blocked a punt for a safety to get the Steelers a momentum. And a game winning touchdown was scored by George pardon my pickings tenders you the plug god boom I am I really am the Steelers 17 the Ravens 10 off to Detroit where Samulten La Porter told the Panthers defense you played ball like a girl Carolina couldn't pickle the beast that was Jared Goff, who was hotter than Wendy Pephercorn today, throwing for three touchdowns. In another edition of the run, David the Jet Montgomery stole the show by running for 109 yards in a score, and there is no need to squint at the standings, Lions fans. Your team safely remains in first place. Lions 42, Panthers 24. In Miami, Devon Jackie H&N, Karate kicked his way into the end zone for that offense. La New York football giants have their backs against the waller and things look pretty grim Early on until Joseph Pinocnock who's there scored on a pick six to give the jim in life. But in the end, Tuwa Darni Darko caught the Giants' defense sleepwalking and tossed the ball to Ty Grieke Hill who played Euroball when he scored a touchdown and enjoyed some cheetah bread in the end zone. The Duff from 31. God knew you were from ball time. Sixteen. We head north to Indy where Zach, I'm a boss, Moss said, fucking, I'm gonna run for 165 and two touchdowns. There may be a running back controversy in Tennessee as Derek Henry Ford is breaking down and Tai J, Britney Spears is saying, give me, give me more, give me, give me more.

Josh Clowns, it's pretty bitch.

Josh Clowns, the Tennessee Secondary

as the rookie had his coming out party

that helped bury the Titans for good.

The Colts 23, the Titans 12.

Someone wrote this down as Titans 12, Colts 23.

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You're up.

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