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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping A Wild Sunday, Deshaun Needs To Benched Plus Playoff Baseball

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 5 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then get into every game from a wild Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:55) Vikings 23, Jets 17 (00:09:55-00:13:21) Ravens 41, Bengals 38 (00:13:21-00:25:38) Texans 23, Bills 20 (00:25:38-00:37:56) Commanders 34, Browns 13 (00:37:56-00:51:34) Jaguars 37, Colts 34 (01:11:43-01:18:26) Bears 36, Panthers 10 (01:18:26-01:25:45) Dolphins 15, Patriots 10 (01:25:45-01:38:19) Cardinals 24, 49ers 23 (01:38:19-01:42:51) Broncos 34, Raiders 18 (01:42:51-01:52:19) Giants 29, Seahawks 20 (01:52:19-02:00:03) Packers 24, Rams 19 (02:00:03-02:02:56) Talk some playoff baseball (02:02:56-02:14:01) Cowboys 20, Steelers 17 (02:14:01-02:21:27) We wrap up with who's back of the week (02:21:27-02:31:19).


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Hey, part of my take listeners.

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You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week five in the NFL. An incredible, incredible week of weekend of football. Awesome Sunday. We're going to recap it all. This side of the desk is pretty happy. Good weekend. the couch I don't know where they're at.

0:29.2

The gooey- Awesome Sunday, we're gonna recap it all. This side of the desk is pretty happy.

0:25.9

Good weekend.

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The couch, I don't know where they're at. The booth. The booth is split, because we gotta talk some baseball too. But yeah, great weekend. We're gonna start with fast in two minutes. We're gonna talk about every game. We're gonna do who's back. We're gonna talk some playoff baseball. It's all brought to you by our friends at DraftKings.

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5:05.3

believe nothing you hear and only have what you see, except Nathaniel can't hack it with spotted at every single ditty party. Source, trust me, bro. Quincy Williams Shakespeare wanted some accountability after the game. To Iawaska or to not Iawaska, that is the question. Happy Stefan Gilmore said, The price is wrong, bitch, after sealing the win for the Vikings.

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Vikings 23, Jets 17.

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Ah, and now thank you memes from London. We go to Foxboro where Henry Lockwood's on the scene. Over to Gillette Stadium for the AFC's Poo-O. Remondre 3000 Stevenson told the Dolphins D they weren't as fresh as him as he broke a fresh and clean clean 33 yard scamp Or for a first quarter TD Jason Bernie Sanders added three field goals and tax the Patriots rich D so bad They wish they invested their money in gold Alex that is whose quarter go ahead touchdown on the fourth quarter Jalen James Polk answered with what looked like a go aheadahead TD of his own, but the ref say annexes feet out of the end zone. Dolphins win, 15-10. And if the season ended today, the mighty New England Patriots would be on the clock. Whoa! Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, a great new deal as AOC, Alex Okato,

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took over and had a couple really nice cannons.

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The Broncos were wearing their throwback blue helmets as Sean Spaten made sure the team

6:54.9

from the infertile desert won't be having any playoff breaths.

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The Broncos 34.

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Oh.

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Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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