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In Carolina, where we had a back alley?

Catfight as the Panthers and Jaguars

were two cats rubbing up against each other on a Sunday afternoon.

We call that Siserand Boom. That's hot. Christian McCaffery was a holy Trinity rushing for 176 yards receiving for 61 and throwing for zero interceptions. Reggie Sino Boniflund added the cream frosting on the wind with a lake touchdown. Gardner, Min Sunai, said everything a painter sent his way

until he threw up a Hail Mary that was batted down by Pukes Keekley. Panther 34, the Jaguar's 27. Across the pond, we go where Chase Daniel Ratcliffe had the Bears offense looking like a muggle until they entered platform nine and three quarters at halftime, coming out looking like I try with her champion champion But the bears came up short and the most heartbreaking loss since he who shall not be named Cody Parkibum Yeah, that's we shouldn't name them. That's why we shouldn't name them looks like John Grootan isn't so dumbled over now as the Raiders are eating high off the Hogwarts Riff and all right 24 Huffle Bears 21 WAP! POOP! POOP! WAP! WAP! Oh, that made me laugh, cause I didn't understand. The Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr to claim and suck and fuck this way to 226 yards. Earn Roger said to Danica Dactrick, we may like each other, but don't think you're getting a ring on my watch. Up in the box, Jerry Jones invited George Bush, but the Packer said put down that W and hold this Ellen, DeGeneres, Packer 34, Cowboys 24. Standing on a corner, James, with a temple floor, a search of fine sides to see. It's your breeze, my lord, and his thumb still sore. Show me your tennis, I'll give you Marty Rubbees. Come on bridge water, don't need a thing, Godter. You've got a third leg, He blew her call and then you Teddy tried! Potter!

Say it's called marching 31-24. We finish in a sloppy game in Kansas City where an injured patch of my home is on the field. He barely has an echo but we're going to go down to him better. Oh first of all, I once again thank all the equipment staff for their red units tonight.. I was walking around feeling like an ice cold glass that hides Unfortunately we were the ones playing catch up until he was gosh damn I think I really smarts They got that sucker. I'll tape up like a dang mummy I feel I feel a mobile on it. It's a little weird playing my first game outdoors after playing one indoors I got distracted looking up at the night sky trying to figure out which one's bigger Orion's belt or the one coach where it reads wears around all the knee gadgets All right week five in the books while we still have Monday night football. I do that every single week We're gonna recap every game. Yep Before we start we're gonna start with Sunday night football, but before we do that can we talk about the fact that PI Flags are the dumbest rule the NFL has ever done. I think it was put out there as like trick on coaches to see Which coaches have the least amount of respect for the officiating crews? They're like oh, you're gonna challenge it. Well, guess what, we're never going to overturn it. Except

There's gonna be one passenger appearance that's overturned in the playoffs in the major of the major game in the playoffs They're going to totally switch the rule books on us at the very last second and it's gonna blow everybody's mind But they they're not changing anything. You're you're absolutely right. They're gonna do one big one so they could say see It works it works. The system works. But holy shit is it dumb. It slows the game down. There's never ever going to be an overturned. I mean, they might have been one already, but I feel like I haven't seen it. And every single game, it feels like there's two or three times where a coach is like, should I challenge? Should I they challenge they never get it that one in the Dallas

Green Bay game which wasn't pass interference

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