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🗓️ 6 October 2025
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NFL Week 5, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:10:29) Vikings 21, Browns 17 (00:10:29-00:20:32) Patriots 23, Bills 20 (00:20:32-00:28:45) Broncos 21, Eagles 17 (00:23:48-01:00:09) Saints 24, Giants 14 (01:00:09-01:07:23) Cowboys 37, Jets 22 (01:07:23-01:22:33) Colts 40, Raiders 6 (01:22:33-01:29:27) Panthers 27, Dolphins 24 (01:29:27-01:40:49) Texans 44, Ravens 10 (01:40:49-01:52:55) Titans 22, Cardinals 21 (01:52:55-02:01:27) Lions 37, Bengals 24 (02:01:27-02:08:50) Commanders 27, Chargers 10 (02:08:50-02:24:53) Bucs 38, Seahawks 35 (02:24:53-02:34:29) We then finish with who's back of the week and finish with some playoff baseball talk. (02:34:29-03:02:00).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take presented by DraftKings, a week five in the NFL, we're going to start with fastest two minutes. Then we're going to recap every game. Not the greatest first slate, but we had some surprising finishes. The Broncos storm back and beat the Eagles, the Panthers storm back and beat the dolphins. The Titans finally win a game in an improbable and probable way. Shoot out out West in Seattle. So some some fun moments. We're going to recap it all. Fast two minutes and then we're to who's back talks and playoff baseball as well And it's all brought to you by Game time the NFL is in full swing tailgates pack stands that buzz before kickoff but getting in nightmare Cuse price jumps getting logged out mid click all you want is to be there beer in hand losing your voice with the crowd And the game time app gives you the advantage back to fans. It's a hack for unlocking amazing tickets and experiences. In a few taps, it's incredibly easy to use in the game time guarantee means you can trust you'll get 100% authentic tickets on time and at the best price. Plus fees are always included. So what you see is what you pay. We're looking for Thursday night football, giants, eagles, in Philly, in New York, in New York, in New York. It is 140 get in price. I'm seeing some nice lower bowl seats for 230. You know, you can go to the game. Nice seats, decent price. Okay. So take the guess. We've got a buying NFL. Take it to the game time download the game game time app Create and Account use code PMT for $20 off first purchase. Terms apply again creating account redeem code PMT |
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| 1:57.6 | Okay, let's go I'm a mama, I'm a baby, I'm a football guy, but he ain't a w-hid. |
| 2:06.2 | Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. |
| 2:26.9 | The crown is yours. |
| 2:28.5 | Today is Monday October 6th week five For more that's not gonna get them We start across the BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM B After playing a broad last week, I didn't think Carson Trent's would be ready for play, but Iowan, an apology to him, is Justin Jefferson easily broke 90 yards and Sam, Bozy and Acres made us all question if the game is rigged when he threw a touchdown. Dave Chappelle, the Joku caught one from Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Gabriel, but the guys who purified themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka They were the ones that spit hot fire and said game blouses viking 21 browns 17 We go over to Cincinnati where in a touching tribute to Taylor Swift fans who are mad at her old boyfriend and a recently and recently listened to Ophelia. Jake drowning is underwater and looked unlikely to ever resurface. Oman's raw St. Brown put his nuts on the line for a hundred yards and Jared turned your head and goth put two fingers and three TDs up the bangles big buttholes. Trey Jimmy Hendrixen has gone from singing there must be some kind of way out of here to look at that burrow and saying, hey Joe, where are you going with that gun in your hand? Because now I want to put it in my own mouth. Jesus Christ, bangles. Someone put us all out of our misery so we don't have to watch them at prime time. Five more times this year. The Lions put the game in autopilot as a parkedor, Isaac Tesla right outside Jamora Lago Chase who might as well take up golf every weekend for the rest of the year. The Lions 37, the Bungles 24. We now head over to Philadelphia where Max was on the scenes for Broncos Eagles. We head over to Philadelphia where in the first half of B.O. Nick's was playing stinky but then Doddington bones showed up and was burying the Eagles defense. Nick Casabonita was partying in the Eagles backfield all game as he finished with 2 and a half sex and 2 T.F.L. one score late, seven ingrams scored a touchdown to tie it up. Wait, no, they're going for two. They're going to get the lead for good. And Troy Ben Franklin converted an electric two point conversion. And the Eagles never came back. I hate my life. Broncos 21, Eagle 17, I think. Thank you max up to the metal lands with memes this one should be fun In MetLife Brian Oppenheimer was drawing up bombs to Ryan David Floor Noi who gave the Jet Steve fence a 2.2 on the pizza scale That would send up Jake Fergie Sun who thought the end who thought the end zone was to to to to to a tasty, tasty as he found it twice. Steve Wilkes Booth assassinated any hope of a Jets comeback with one of the worst defensive game plans of all time. As Saus Jennifer Gardner was 13 going on 30 as he was too slow to keep up with George Lucas Pickens, Hyperdrive Speed to seal the deal with a touchdown. For the Jets offense, Justin Timberlake fields |
| 6:05.5 | needed to put on a performance of the lifetime, but instead the Jets kiss their season. Bye, bye, bye. Cowboys 37, Jets 22. Thanks, Smeams. We go down to Carolina. Oh, that's me. Hey, let's be changed. Down to Carolina where the dolphins were hoping their coach doesn't get canned. do a tagli of oha so Devon |
| 6:25.9 | So to Vaughn a chain and Jaylen bottle did their best to pop off |
| 6:30.4 | But it was ice young who seemed to read the scouting deport well this week hitting tent McMalian often |
| 6:38.1 | Rico charges |
| 6:39.8 | Doubtful said I got to get mine making us say how did he do it? |
| 6:44.4 | The Panther storm back late and are now one and oh since we lost our brothers and podcasting me out mix one final meow for them Boys would you like to say a final meow Meow The Pantherphins 24! I west to Seattle for Zach! In Seattle where the Tampa Bay Buccaneers look to dock ship and fire cannons. After two bucks feel ghost, Rashad White noise catches the Seahawks defense sleeping, scoring six on the ground to white in the gap. Shortly after Sam Smith, Arnold sings to Jackson, Will Will Smith and Jigba, stay with me cause you're all I need. The same love is clear to see, but darling touchdown with me. Hitting him in the in zone to make it a one score game at half. In the third, Zach Sippen on Shardinay, with football he fell in love. He can't put down the ball, he can't put down the the ball scored a day blunt size touchdown for five yards out. Emiika Eggbu Kaki absolutely unloaded on Seattle defense with a touchdown and a two-point conversion back to back as the fans chant two catches one in zone all through the stadium. Uncle Sam Donald said I want you to score this touchdown Tori B Borge-Horton, and then flip-flopped his |
| 8:05.0 | way into the end zone. But it wasn't enough. Easy Baker oven served up some sterling shepherds pie for another Tampa Bay score, and Chase Bank, McLaughlin, deposited a late game field goal for the win, Tampa 38, Seattle 35. Thanks, Zach! We go out to Los Angeles under the bright lights of Hollywood, where Laramie Tungstletown and the commanders knew they had some outstanding screenplays to put on film. |
| 8:29.6 | The screen... Los Angeles under the bright lights of Hollywood where Laramie Tungsell town and the commanders knew they had some outstanding screenplays to put on film. The script got off to a great start for the chargers and all hope looked to be lost for the commanders in the first sack as they were glad to the bone, glad, glad, glad, I'm glad to the bone. As the chargers offense enacted an ass kicking that could be described as thorough good. But in a plot twist the Matt Anola Gay found a field goal and Jaden launched his nuclear arsenal connecting with McCaffrey on a massive bomb that little boy'd the charge of secondary. With no offense of lying to speak of Justin Herbert Hoover is falling into a great depression and and big beautiful Bill Kroski Merritt saved Washington from another shutdown rushing for two touchdowns and over a hundred yards right over the territory that put afford used to occupy as the commanders win decisively against the formerly unbeatable chargers 27 to 10 I'm not gonna lie. 20 sovereign to Titan. New blood, Dr. True, True love. Skater blow is really angry. He needs new gloves. The Saints go marching. 26, 14, and that is week five brought to you by Chevy. Football season is here. And whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one that's always game ready the Chevy Silverado the Chevy Silverado is a long time partner apart Might take and our favorite truck and it's all about grit from job site to tailgate Silverado Let you show up strong and tackle any task built for the hustle ready for the game Silverado is America's most dependable full size truck For JD power 2025 award information visit JD Power dot com slash awards headie Chevy dot com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado today. Okay week five in the books were watching live. As Drake may has two minutes and twenty seconds left in the game, tie game legacy. drive. Legacy drive. Absolutely huge. This is, as a card caring member of Almeida, I am pumped about this, Hank, potentially first win against a above 500 team. So you will get this live in your ears as Hank watches live. And we're gonna start talking about games, but Hank, if you need to interrupt or make noises, please do so people can hear it. How you feeling, Hank? I feel good. It's been a fun game before the drive. How are you feeling? I feel great. I feel like this is gonna be a legacy drive. Even if it's a field goal, that's fine. Touchdown would be great and the torch will be passed. It's our division once again. once again officially a torch passing uh... ok let's start week five |
| 11:29.0 | uh... Touchdown would be great and the torch will be passed. It's it's our it's our division once again officially a torch passing Okay, let's start week five Interesting interesting Sunday because there were a bunch of games that were non-competitive We were actually searching On Sunday for the early slate. I think we rotated four different games to the main TV trying to catch lightning in a bottle trying to catch one good game Yeah, we had a couple good endings, but we're gonna start Which we have to do every single week at 8.30 in the morning with the Vikings in the and the Browns in London and the Browns I'll say this, Dylan Gabriel was not bad. |
| 12:05.7 | No, in fact, I think the entire offense was a little bit faster with him back there. Yeah, everything moved a little bit quicker. Now I'm gonna say something nice. Viking's 21, Brown 17, sorry. Yeah, I'm gonna say some nice about Carson Wentz. Okay. Carson Wentz didn't lose this game. No, they won. The Vikings won. Carson Wentz had every opportunity lose this game for the Vikings. |
| 12:24.6 | Any didn't, he might have broken his hand when he punched the turf at the end of the game. |
| 12:27.8 | I'm just openly speculating on that. |
| 12:29.8 | I don't even know if he's on the injury report But he he played pretty good. He he it was surely though like in terms of when I wake up the first thing that I see Can't be Carson went well. Here's the thing. He's a winner.. He started the game up until the final drive you 16 for 25, 165 yards. The game started. It was seven seven like in a blink of an eye. Then it went to a punt fest, which we all kind of expected. And then Carson wins on the final drive, went nine for nine, 71 yards, took the Vikings down the field through the game winning touchdown on to Jordan Addison thanks Thanks for showing up Jordan Addison He actually I haven't seen I don't remember the last time I've seen this where an NFL player Got the old Bobby Bowden suspension where Bobby Bowden would basically be like hey my best player did something wrong Let me uh sit him for like the first series of a game. Yeah Jordan Addison didn't play for the first quarter because apparently he went missing in London. Oh, I thought maybe he had a bad Facebook post or something. No, he was missing in London. So he missed the team meeting. Maybe meeting some ladies in London. I don't know, just enjoying the city. Yeah, he was probably sightseeing. He probably went and he wanted to see Big Ben. He wanted to go check out the tower, or check out the bridge. He probably got his London bridge on. Yeah. So yeah, so Carson Wentz, there was also moments where I think we talked about this on Friday of Carson Wentz running with the ball, Miles Garrett jumping on his back. That happened at least once. The Browns, the Browns are a good defense it wasn't able to stop Carson Wentz in the final drive and maybe a little bit more lively with Dylan Gabriel and Judkins is good too. So they had some pop. Judkins is going to be a great running back. He's very fun to watch. He's got awesome vision and he's playing behind a pretty bad offensive line right now, banged up offensive line. But I think the entire mood of the offense changes with Dylan Gabriel back there because he's a little bit quicker. Yeah. It becomes a competent football team and I find myself thinking maybe it's because they were playing the Vikings and they're kind of the walking wounded too, especially with their lines. But I found myself thinking like this Browns team, semi-fung, semi-fung to watch.fun in frisky Dylan Gabriel actually first I know it's only week five but first quarterback this season to throw multiple touchdown passes against the Vikings That's got a count for something. Yep. We also had a cam acres touchdown pass. That was pretty cool. This was The first Kevin vs Kevin NFL game head coaches coaches. Yep, can't believe it never happened before. That was a stat they just threw out there and I was just like, okay. Yeah, right. I thought that was a crazy one because I guess I'd never really thought about head coaches named Kevin before. It's not really a head coach name. No, kev. It's a really good offensive coordinator name. Or like your best buddy. |
| 15:25.6 | No, oh, Max, no. Also could be a Kevin Patula. Average, yeah. Okay. That was who I saw. Also could be an average. Offensive coordinator? Yeah, average. But yeah, it was, it wasn't the worst London game. I'll say that. No, not even close to being the worst London game. |
| 15:45.9 | It was okay. |
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