Hey part in my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, week five in the NFL, we're going to recap every game. We got fastest two minutes. We have football guy of the week, maybe talk a little playoff baseball, which has begun. The match just did the sad trumpet trumpet right before we started and it's gonna be a great show break it all down action from Sunday another sad offseason another another one in the books and we are brought to you by our good friends at Papa Johns we talked about it last week Papa Johns presenting sponsor this episode what? We had dinner. We had Papa Johns for dinner and it was incredible because the Papa pairings are here for football season. The Papa pairings deal lets you pair two or more of Papa Johns most popular menu items for just 6.99 each. Papa pairings deal is convenient way to get a spread of all Papa Johns items. You're craving without spending a ton of money. Here's why I loved it because I had the pepperoni pizza And then I had some wings and then I also had some of the cinnamon what what are they called the cinnamon buns? They were incredible cinnamon buns Ross my I had a prop idea the Pull apart the cinnamon pull apart was amazing. amazing. I went back for seconds of that.

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Jalen Rager Mortis is back from the dead with a one yard touchdown as the Vikings were accused of

Necrophilia for fucking a dead team in the first half

But the Frisky Bears came back until they did it. Have you seen this? Have you heard this one to each?

They're calling them a mere smith the clock because you can Mars set your watch to the wide receiver making a dumb play as he fumbled away the last drive of the game and got called for a block in the back on a just a field touchdown run. The Vikings 29, the Bears 22. We go east to the metallands where an attention tribute to my dear friend Chris Christie Christie Teddy George Washington Bridgewater was struck down for being wobbly allegedly boom Braxton crunch oops old burials Cut up the roof of the dolphins mouth as Bruce Holla notes was a man-eater all afternoon as I got my mind Jets three and two I got my mind, Jets, three and two.

You wouldn't think Robert Salah is a rich girl

with all the receipts he's holding.

Jets, 40, little open, sovereignty.

In Foxboro, where it might sound crazy,

what I'm about to say.

Bailey, he's here so Bill can take a break.

He's got a rocket arm that can throw to space

with the air like I don't care baby by the way Because I'm zappy crap along if you feel like taking the top off the deepest room Because I'm zappy I belong if you feel like Bailey is the true Because I'm zappy crap along if you love the QB from WKU Because I'm zappy crap along if you feel like Bailey made the defense to do. Zappy, zappy, zappy, zappy. The Patriots 29, the Lions, goose. In Duval, where Damien Franklin Pierce and Jefferson Davis Mills have a lot of Texans taking the South will rise again

as Houston had a very successful afternoon. The game was no piece of cake for Travis Intiman who's crumbled the ball away through his butter fingers. Houston really covered the spread and they'll be belling up to the table tonight behind Tex Rex Burkhead and Nico DiGai O'Collins. Taxis 13, low drag wars, six.

Up to Carolina where Jeff Wilson, Dunnuck, Dunnuck, Jeff Wilson, King of Russia, latest hate on the Panthers defense all afternoon long. And Matt Golden Rule says, do on to others as you would do on to yourself. So be careful, Kyle Shanahan. You might get spit on. The Niners look like Kurt Zumer kicking the cats all over the field and it looks like Baker might need a PJ Walker as he was seen in the dreaded walking boot after the game. Niners 37 Panthers 15. We go out to the desert where Kyler Murray Magdalene went down controversially and really blew it when he was supposed to be helping to save your cliff king of Kingsbury. The Eagles have him in monopoly on first place in the NFC as go directly to jail in hearts, trap Kyler under a thimble and railroad in him. Cameron Dicker said, hey Matt what's up, let's slide. and Dolom misses Kick-Wide Ride, Cornels 20, the Eagles, Sub-Inting, that was wrong. Then in on a corner, James Winston Down and Noah, such a fine sight to see. It's the K, my Lord, and his butt is sore for us. This week when he had Di diarrhea, you have to fight back. Since fans don't like that, the riding genome off, he didn't ride back. Saints go marching, 39, 32. That's his week five five brought to you by our friends at Chevy Chevy Silverado shows up weekend and week out with unstoppable grit and determination from tailgates and stadium lots to off road adventure. Chevy Silverado has you covered head over to the Chevy.com to learn more about the Chevy Silverado today. The all brand new Chevy Silverado. The best truck ever created is the sponsor of the fastest two minutes. Week five in the books. Here we go boys. We're watching Sunday night football. We're in the fourth quarter. We'll update it when it goes final. The Ravens are up 13 to 10. There's about 11 minutes left. This game, this is the old school way of seeing Northgate. This is what we watch for. We watch for the Ravens playing on Sunday night in their dark, dark black uniforms. Defense swarming. Queen picked off maybe the easiest interception of his entire career. Yes. Yes. And Lamar has missed many multiple wide open wide receivers, but's just good defense, maybe. Well, really what this game is, it's a battle between the two best kickers in the NFL. Yeah. Justin Tucker and Evan McPherson just sort of like flexing at each other. They're doing like almost ballet style poses after they drill a 60 yard fuel goal. It's the kicker version of the the Sunday night football J cutler versus Phil Rivers way back in the day and and like said that it was horrible yeah they were just yelling at each other screaming at each other from the sideline but with kickers. So yeah we will update it as it goes final and we'll talk about this game but let's get into the games let's let's hop right into the games. I feel like this week if you had to grade this week there were some exciting moments There also were some absolute shit kickings that went down. Yeah. Notably the bills and the 49ers. I don't know if I'm forgetting any other shit kickings that occurred, but it was a good week. If I like a good week, Patriots, oh yeah, Patriots, definitely. And I would say, yeah, the bills was the shit kicking of the week. Yes. Yes. But let's hop in the game So let's do it. We'll go from chronological order as always Starting with the London game the first time we ever sent two teams over 502 London the giants 27 the packers 22 Brian Dable is a fucking Awesome coach. I'm gonna say he's a host. He's awesome.

He's definitely a host.

I like his entire coaching staff, actually.

Like, wink, martin deal. Every time they show wink on the sidelines. Oh yeah. I'm like, why haven't I gotten a full daily eye dose of wink, martin deal for the last 10 years? Cause he's like, he looks like a old retired professional wrestler a little bit. Yeah, like a rap tale mullet thing that he's got going on and the name is like he's he's an

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