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Bonus awarded as nonwithdrawable, Pix six bonus picks that expire in 14 days. Limited time offer. See terms at pix six dot draft kings dotkings.com slash promos. So, okay, let's go. All my money paid football time for the NAWP Pardon my take, yeah pardon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. wake up Maggie. I think I got something to say to you it's late September and I really should be back at school we start over in the pond in the Emerald Isle as quarterback Airlingus Rogers touched down in Ireland for the first time in his life Carson Wentz felt at home as a ginger hoping his lucky charge would continue after a week three victory. Unfortunately for him, the Steelers had other thoughts as they kept ripping off sacks and T. Spay what took the balls away from the Vikings offense all afternoon. There was no beef between star wide receivers, but Justin Hefferson and DK Metcalf made you say holy you say, Holy cow, each staking their claim as top players in the league. Well done. The game came down to the end, and Johnny Carson went to meet us all laugh again, as he completely botched the would be King Game Time drive. Staleers 24, Vikings 21. Good day. What? What? We go down to Atlanta where Michael Phoenix had pitched a marina, dink a dog glass, but see it grow from a mass to a passage. Pits and Drake, London Bridge, spit roasted Martian, Lata Moron, who left gaping holes in the secondary all afternoon. Meanwhile father Bison Misty got his revenge on Kend Lo-Markus Marriota, who had a couple really bad releases of his own on the exact same day. Luke, Emi, and McCaffrey, was like little white blood cell showing up everywhere on the stat sheet. And Debo Uncle Samuel is going to be looking at Jaden and Terry and saying, I want you to get your asses back on the field as soon could have been any clearer if you want to make the world a better place. to look at yourself and then make a change at quarterback to Dylan or Shedore with a lost Fumble and two interceptions. Thank goodness this is Flaccoberts last season. On the other side, Jerichov said, let me show off my game boy throwing two master balls to Poke Monroe who caught them all and the lions continue to hutch and sun their opponents showing the league who is daddy You want to call me daddy? That's why they call me daddy. Lion's 34 browns 10 We go up the buffalo where Carson Wincer Rattler was throwing an ungodly amount of wounded ducks again and then a lovely tribute to Monica Lewinsky. Alvin Kamara Sutra was getting his body bent in some absolutely wild positions by the Bill's D. James Tim Cook made sure the Saints saw a lot of screen time getting into an algorithm, and Sean McCormitt was feeling froggy singing. Why are there so many Josh Allen rainbows that Keon Coleman catches and stride. The Saints don't go marching, but do cover. 31, 17. Down to Max and Zack in Tampa for a combo. Boomer. We had the steamy Tampa where Sydney, Sween, Brown gave Eagles fans euphoria as he took a blockpun to the house and hit the bucks in the big jugsular to give the Eagles an early lead. Kevin Patulowitsky was looking anything but rocky as he was finally getting in his bag with his playmoke in the first half and Dallas Brotter was the big man on campus as he went for two pretty touchdowns early but then the box came marching. To the third where easy baker of and mayfield makes his some egg buka into a sweet sweet 77 yard touchdown recipe. Shortly after, Jalen hurts a rental car denies the full coverage insurance on Saekwon Breakeley before setting the cruise control knowing he'd double-park it right into the in-zone for six points In an effort to keep it close as some may say Keep a new hope Baker may the force be with you Used his Jedi mind tricks on the evil Empire Eagles for another touchdown But it wasn't enough Synth Lord Sequan and Jabba the Hertz lived to see another win. Eagles 31, Tampa 25. Thanks, Zach. Thanks, Max. We head over to Foxboro where Hank was there. In New England, Marke Mark Wahlberg and Jalen Browned join the prestigious club of keepers of the light before the game started. Tommy Trubblemaker had the magic in him on a first quarter touchdown before Ryan Edmund Fitzgerald totus teammates. Fellas it's been good to know you. After toking the extra point. Marcus Jim Jones was flying high. No lie. After balling on a 87 yard punt return touchdown. Drake Maidflower made a second quarter pilgrimage to the end zone.

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All right, week four in the books.

We've got a hell of a show for the people.

We got a lot of sports to get to.

We're going to finish where we're in the middle of the packers, Cowboys game, Cowboys, plucky, very. We'll update that at the end, but we got a lot of great games. We got the NFL starting to take shape. We got two remaining undefeated teams, but let's start with Hank's favorite thing in the world, international football, which by the way, before we even get so, it's Steelers 24 Viking's 21. I think this happened Friday, they announced that they're doing a deal with Brazil, so there's another three years of Brazil games. And then I saw a NFL reporter basically said they're getting to a point where they want to have 16 international games a year so that every team has to play abroad once a year. Here's the problem with the international games. I don't know if you've expressed this particularly in the past, but when you have the morning game, yeah, it fucks up your entire day as a functional human being. Correct. You wake up early, you, uh, you can't do anything

because you're watching the football game and then guess what, when that football game's over, you have to watch another football game. Yeah. And then when those football games are over, guess what? You got to watch another football game after that. And then after those football games are over, you get about 30 minutes and then you got to watch another football game. And before you know it, you haven't done anything resembling what a human being normally does in the course of a day and don't give me wrong. I love football. I'm not gonna

play about football because I would suck a day I'll take your complaining about football. No fuck up. Oh, there's nuance to what he's saying. I agree with what he's saying It's impossible one less football. It's a part. No, I want the exact same amount of football But I wanted at different times the the morning football like Sunday morning There are things that people need to do yeah Rock the dog Roger Gidell hates church. I like to go you know go to a diner with my kids put go to the park Then they just throw football at us or even like think about all the people out there that are hung over Yeah, Roger doesn't think about that think about all the people that missed their flight Roger doesn't think about it. I think it's so watch. Oh, did they? So Hank, uh, Hank will didn't get to see all the games because he missed his flight this morning. So he'll, he'll chime in wherever we see fit. What happened, Hank? Uh, I just had a really early flight. And sorry, I was watching join them. Uh, I had a really early flight. We had a great time. had a great great time at Penn State. It's very hard to get out of the stadium We we're just we had to tailgate until like one amp just to get home. Yeah, and had to yep I woke up and my alarm was going off and I didn't wake up Oh, but max was max flight before yours or after yours his was after mine He wasn't staying at the same place as me and he was flying out of a different airports Well, he didn't really leave me hanging what would you say to the people who are like hey, you're a child Like who misses a flight? You're your grown man with a job with responsibilities and you missed your flight What would you say to those people? I'd say that's a fair point. Yeah It's it's true. I mean the haters are right. Yeah. Today the haters one. Yeah.

And I paid for it. I mean, I had to buy my own flight and I had to take a three hour

Uber to Pittsburgh to get on it. So that's a rough deal. Yeah. Oh, three hour Uber. That

does suck. I'm not going to give Hank a hard time at all because I know I know I got

one of these in me at some point in my life. It's just a matter of when. So Hank, how many games did you get to watch?

I watched the Patriots game. I had a quad box on with the Patriots, commanders, bills. That's pretty much it. I've never had a problem. I have a question for you, Hank, about this whole flight situation. Please. I mean, where this is crazy. Well, no, we want to set the stage because we're going to ask you on the show. Did you consider the fact that you there was one ticket left out of state college and you got that ticket and then I had this I had the drive an hour and a half to the Harrisburg at five 15 this morning. Yeah, I felt bad. I trust me. I wanted to make the flight. I yeah, I wish I could have made it. I got a quote for you later.

Okay.

That will be appropriate.

All right.

That's on UMax for not calling Hank in the morning.

Be like, hey, are you gonna make your flight?

Yeah.

And then it isn't said no. No. I could have taken it. I'm loving it. Expedia right now. W under canceling tough start Sunday for for Hank putty's here now

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