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You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have NFL week three recap, fastest two minutes. Every single game we're going to talk about. We have Dion Sanders on to discuss what happened. It was an awesome week three. We had ties, we had shootouts, we had QB changes, we had everything and it's all brought, oh, we're also gonna do football guy of the week presented by Phil Pzenoroko, our friends in Phil Pzenoroko, football guy of the week, some great nominations and who's back of the week and Jake's heat beat Hank Celtic. So we'll have to discuss that at least briefly. Before we do all of that, though, we are brought to you by Cash App. We're in the Cash App Studio. Cash App is our presenting sponsor. We love the Cash App. You should love the Cash App too. The Cash App is the best app in the world. Go download it right now. It is super, super, super easy to use. So go download the Cash App. You can link it directly to your bank account. You can send money to friends, send money to family, send your fantasy money. Do it all with the cash app. They're also on all social platforms, Twitch, Instagram, Twitter. You name it. The cash app is there. And they're giving away free money all the time, but you have to have a cash tag to get the free money because the cash app is the best and of course when you download the cash app enter the referral code bar stool You get $10 for free $10 the ASPCA so go download it right now use code bar stool You get $10 like I said for free and $10 the ASPCA it is a great great deal So go download the download the cash app from the App Store or Google Play Store today and get involved with our friends from the cash app. Okay, let's go. BYE BYE BYE Now in the street there is violence And then I laugh and stop working Done No pressure and I don't want you And then I can free $10 to the ASPC A today is Monday September 28th week, three, trace. What? As our friends in Spanish say, there you go. El Trace, we start in Western New York where Denzel, Joshington played like a man on fire stumbling and bumbling and rumbling to four touchdowns. Cole Super Cool Beasley smoked the Rams secondary and Tyler Loracroft rated the end zone like it was a tomb. But wait, Aaron Donald Trump may need to submit a very strong piss test as the Rams came back to take the lead late only to be done in by the bills as Buffalo wins the battle of Sean Mix And Mick Vays says, I wish I was back in LA Ha ha ha ha Hey teach! No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo bills Bill's 35, rams 32 WAP WAP WAP And the battle of the tuck rule, Bill Belacek has something special concealed in his waistband, a big throbbing head. Perkhead that is. And a viral marketing ad to preorder your new Sony PlayStation Michelle came out of retirement to run for 117 yards. And then a touching tribute to Cisco, John Grudenwar, Thong on his face, creating viral memes across the internet. Who did this cam? Scol emoji, Scull emoji, Scull emoji, 100 retweets for random queer account, 100,000 for Rex Brookhead Chapman, Patrick 36, the- Rrrrr me if you heard this before put the millennial Falcon's season is tick-tocking away as they blow another fourth quarter lead and the seat is Enfuego for Dan Patrick Quinn. Bears 30 Falcons 26. In Cleveland where Camo Del Beckham got almost kind of case of ass interference breaking up a nine route from Baker like it was in April. KC and Jojo Natsun saying, oh my life I've

been waiting to be above 500. John Dwayne Gacy Haskins looked like a clown as he continues to eat losers on the young season. In the land of the Kayaoga, Jatoriya and Riverboat Ron were the only two waterways that didn't catch on fire and Cleveland this weekend. The Washington football team falls to the 30os 3420. Some spread. They say a tie is like kissing your sister so what better place to practice a tie than the city of brotherly love. Just miles from the boardwalk of Atlantic City Carson Wentz seems to have a monopoly on the starting job but it may be time to go directly to jail and do not pass go do do not collect $200. The two teams spent overtime, titty bumping in trading, punks, only to have Matt Damon prior, have a less than inner stellar moment as a false start, forced Doug Peterson to... Huh? Huh? He did what? He punned boom. He punned? Eagles 23! Bengals also 23! Huh?

Huh?

A punt?

In Pittsburgh, where the brothers jammed out, Derek Wap, Dippin' up a dot, T.J. Watt, Dippin' up a dot, J.J. Watt, the Texan's staying like, Poo! Oh yeah, yeah! Dishoned watching with singing Bud Dupree's Diamond Blues, as a Steelers past rush was in the backfield all afternoon.

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To do Smith Rooz- Baud Dupri's Diamond Blues as a Steelers past rush was in the backfield all afternoon. Bilbo Bryan is making a hobbit out of losing on his quest for a ring. Duju Smith Rooster played like he had a big cock at Doodle Doe and Big Bang continues to fight his poor addiction as he comes from behind against the Houston Alexis Texans. Steelers 28, the Texas 21. Back to the metal lands where podcaster Nick Mullins took his talents to the sticky turf of Comtown, New York. Damn Daniel, Jones back at it again with the turnovers. Jeff Curry Wilson outshown the Golden Tate Warriors and with the recent passing of my dear friend Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Giants fans are hoping that Joe Judge will be nominated for a job other than Giants head coach because if Roe v Wade gets overturned, this type of performance by the G-Men will soon be illegal. 49ers 36 Giants 9. The New York Football Giants. The New York Football Giants. In Arizona, people are saying to Matt Patricia, wake up fatty. I think I got something to say to you. As late September the Lions are one and two as Joseph Ella said I smell sex and And he playing in the Lions backfield like it was Marcy playground It was a motor study versus the up-tempo cardinals build as the Oscar nominated Peter Turner movie Matthew Stafford verse Ferrari, but it was the Prater Boy who said see you later boy still in the victory and for the first time in 12 games the Lions have a win 26 23 standing on a corner James Winston down he knows such a fine side to see it's all count my lord there's no crowd to roar and Italian Mike is back on Tee come on Aaron just complaining like Aaron but the Saints are strange got perfect eyesight again stop staring. Backer's 37, 627 I fucked up teeth and we finished in Where the rain city dax r- STAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Humble! The Dallas offense was powered by Cedric Dean or Tanner Wilson's two scorers, but our defense is so laughably bad. They're starting to call them the original Kings and Comedy and Big D. A-C-D-C-Lam was a fast machine, kept his jersey clean, but the Dallas Cowboys are a losing team. C-OX 38, Cowboys 31! Alright, week three! And awesome week three, we still got money and I footballed cheese First versus Ravens put holy shit these are the best weeks when the best matchup of the week is yet to come yes I feel like we have we have not yet begun begun to drink beer on our couch as watch television but it was an awesome week three some great story lines some great games some fucking insane games and we had a tie we had a tie which we're gonna. So we're gonna recap every game. We have Dion as well at the end. We'll start with Sunday night, cause we always do. Unfortunately, it seems like Aaron Rodgers is just gonna be good this year. Of all the things that COVID has done to us this year, making Aaron Rodgers a lethal weapon on the road might be among the worst because the hard counts He Sucking them off Harder he cheats in so many legal ways He does the hard counts all the time and when you stack up his cheating He becomes impossible to stop when he does the hard count get somebody jump and then he throws a ball to the end zone to collect an easy Pass in her appearance. And you can't, all you have to do,

you just throw your hands up, you're like,

I can't compete with a guy who's double cheating legally on it.

We also know he's good at it.

Just stop, like every announcer's got to be like, Aaron Rogers, he's hard counts. I will say I was maybe a little early on Drew Breeze he had a 58 yard bomb to Alvin Camara.

Camara, I always screw that up.

It was actually like four air yards

and then he ran an unbelievable... bomb to Alvin Camara. Camara, I always screw that up. It was actually like four air yards,

and then he ran an unbelievable touchdown run down the field.

So, but Drew Bresback.

Drew Bresback, he, he, he, he, Outran by his offense alignment on that run down the side with it's so sad though watching Drew breeze

And I'm not gonna pick on them because their offense looked a lot better than it did against the Raiders

But when he does his mind is clearly still there. So that's why he could still be an average and I'm not gonna pick on him because their offense looked a lot better than it did against the Raiders,

but when he does, his mind is clearly still there. So that's why he could still be an average quarterback.

He does not have dementia.

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