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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Andy Dalton Is Back, The Vikings Are Good And Matthew Stafford Saves The Rams Season

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (00:00:00-00:08:16) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (00:08:16-00:20:15) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (00:20:15-00:25:22) Colts 21, Bears 16 (00:25:22-00:36:55) Giants 21, Browns 15 (00:36:55-00:44:00) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (00:44:00-00:50:24) Packers 30, Titans 14 (00:50:24-00:55:02) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (00:55:02-01:04:20) Panthers 36, Raiders 22 (01:04:20-01:11:57) Rams 27, 49ers 24 (01:11:57-01:17:43) Lions 20, Cardinals 13 (01:17:43-01:20:58) Seahaws 24, Dolphins 3 (01:20:58-01:28:21) Ravens 28, Cowboys 25 (01:28:21-01:33:54) Chiefs 22, Falcons 17 (01:33:54-01:36:01) We preview Monday Night Football (01:36:01-01:42:51) and finish with who's back of the week (01:42:51-01:52:34).


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Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take week three in the NFL, we're gonna talk about every game from Sunday. We got a lot more upsets and adulting. The Vikings are three and oh, Gino Smith and Sam Donald are three and oh We got who's back in the week. We'll do a little Monday night preview PFT is gonna be in the house in Cincinnati And talk Jags bills and it's all brought to you by our friends at draft Kings TD Tuddy Taking into the house in for six. Whatever you call a touchdown, one thing's for sure.

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Pardon my sins, yeah, pardon Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft Kings, download theraft King Sports Book App Use code take that's code take for new customers to get $200 in bonus bits when you bet just five bucks only on Draft Kings the crown is yours today is Monday September 23rd week three what what Take Brooklyn, Stumbling, Nambler, La! Gonna get em! Huh? Huh? Three Take the terror and stumble and stumble and not gonna get them We started Minnesota where it's time to give this defense their foreas as Kamu all you Kamu Kamu had an interception and CJ Stroud looked greener than he had in previous weeks as Jonathan added three sacks. Uncle Sam Donald beat the Texans like it was the Civil War all over again, throwing four touchdowns on the way to a three and oh start. The Vikings, 34, the Texans, seven. Down to Nashville where Malik Don Trawillus gave the Titans a high leg kick as his fastball was on all Sunday. Rahm Emanuel Wilson used all his fingers to haul and a touchdown and Jair Alexander dropped his truck nuts on Will Levis as he scored a super chill pick 6. Brian Tommy Callahan got the break pads beaten off him and the Titans fold on 3.3 the Packers starting the Titans 14. Stick it in the AFC South where DJ please sir I want some more held his porch bowl out but had to go to bed hungry Jonathan Taylor Swift said I'm feeling 22 as in two touchdowns as he gassed the Chicago defense in the second half. Unfortunately, a black hole has been created

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on the Bears' offense as they have Shane Waldron, Waldron Collider on the sideline where brain cells fired each other at millions of miles per hour and nothing ever happens. Remember, hey, teach, remember when Hank thought the world was gonna explode? It did, and the Waldron Collider? It was 2016, the world ended up. Shane Waldron Collider. Living in a simulationts 21 Bears 16 over to Pittsburgh where the stilers looked at the chargers and said did your defense stop work and win Joey Boza broke down you're still here for 30 years you can't cover Calvin Austin with two sacks on the day Nick her big justice said that's a boom and another boom you're absolutely right As Mike Tomlin said, I can't tell you what's in these chicken pigs. If I did, you might give it a boom. The stillers 20, Chargers ton. We head down in Orleans with our reporter Max Salenti on the sidelines Max. We head over to New Orleans as he goes fans were asking his Siri. Onnie, do you think you'll ever make the right decision on fourth down? That was that was that was Siri. That was Siri. Siri. Onnie getting involved. We finally had the arrival of J. Lee and Carter as he was forcing close encounters with the quarterback all day. Are you trying to talk in a British accent? No, this is just, this is boom, boom. Speaking of which, Playboy Derek Cardi was seeing plenty of Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, as Nikobe was flying all over the field

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But in the end it was once again Seikwon Tony Starkley that was saying I am the grid iron man While carrying the Eagles to their second win Eagles 15 Saints 12 Great job boom out west in the late slate Dave Canalis said I like sex and Can dayton is the Panthers' new quarterback had a throwback performance, shooting the Red Rifle to 300 yards and 3 TDs. Gardener, just for Minshue, died, and I'm not talking about his beard as the raiders often sputtered all day. Chaba, old mother Hubbard went to his cupboard to give Dave Tepper a bone. We're not talking about sex-dave canals you freak The Panthers won a game Panthers 36 8ers 22 down to Dallas where Kendrick Lamar Jackson said Da da da da da da'ma fuck em up! Dear Jerry's girl, I'm sorry your father's not active inside your world. See Diddy Lamb, looked like his hands were covered with a thousand bottles of lube out there. And Tractor Sito, the Ravens avoided O in 3-0. Justin Tucker can't kick a field goal. Where's more necklaces than a Guido? Track or Sito? Got the ball running for the Ravens. The Ravens 28. The Cowboy is 25. Stating on the corner, James Winston-Caya. Hooka, such sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the sun is shining, the've never done them out, Rushmore, pick up trucks, and that's because for pardon my take, there's only one pickup truck. The Chevy Silverado, why is that? Silverado is a partner. A partner you can depend on. We've all spent time driving and using Silverado for all kinds of part of my take jobs adventures and other shenanigans. Well Silverado has been our ride for a cross country trip to the Super Bowl. They've been with us for the biggest hole we dug in Ohio last grit week. They went out West with us last week or last grit week this summer. We drove the ship Silverado. They're presenting sponsor, the Low Man award. Silverado brings the grit, legendary grit paired with modern truck tech inside and out, massive screens up to eight cameras with 14 different views to help make driving, towing and parking all easier. We love the bold blacked out look of the new Silverado HD trail boss. So head on over to the Chevy.com to build your own Silverado or Silverado HD and check out all the current offers on Silverado. Discover World the Strength and Capability all behind the wheel of our favorite truck, the Chevy Silverado. Okay, week three in the books, PFT. It was a crazy week three. I think so the big picture for me before we get into all the games is Sam Donald's 3 and O Geno Smith's 3 and O and more than anything this Start of the 2024 season has just been a red blinking light of coaching matters a lot Yeah, yeah, it turns out that Minnesota might have one of the best coaches of the league. Yes, and I would also put McVase Performance this week right up there too kitchen sink. Yeah, it's yeah the put lab But uh when you look around and we will get to all of them but like Sam Darlene's playing great ball Malik Willis is playing great ball Justin field is playing great ball. What's the difference? Oh they coaching they've coaching Coaching they've got good coaching guys who've been cast off and then coaching now. All right. So let's hop into it. Go through every game. We'll start with the Eagles 15 Saints 12. Huge win for the Eagles. This is a weird game because the Eagles on paper dominated this game. They moved the ball. They had, I think they were, they outgain them 460 to 219 yards. They just't put the ball in the end zone couldn't score points pass up field goals Turnovers, but justice was served at the end in the fact that the Eagles probably the right side ended up winning with a Saquon Barkley 65 yard run in in Dallas, Goddard What 61 yard catch that brought them down to the goal line? So the Eagles are now two and one Nick Cereani was Probably the hottest seat it's ever been at halftime of this game according to our good friend Max And it felt like everything was crumbling and now they're two and one and they could easily have been three and oh and it's like Hey, we're good for a minute. I would say that coaching matters a lot and the Eagles sort have won this game by a lot more than they did.

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Correct.

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So I'm hoping, I haven't talked to Max about this yet,

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but I'm hoping that Max doesn't let Suryani off the hook. Yeah. He doesn't deserve to be let off the hook. They won the game and they were the better team in this game and the Saints offense did not look good. Yeah, came back down to Earth. I think so going into the fourth quarter, the Saints offense, Derrick Car was 8 for 15 for 59 yards.

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They were missing, Tassum Hill.

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Yeah.

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They also had an offensive line injury in the first quarter, but doesn't, you can't make excuses for that because the Eagles on the other side, no AJ Brown lost to Vante Smith to a dirty, dirty play and then Lost Lane Johnson. So the Eagles were the grittier team. they deserve this win and the saints maybe we crowned uh... the whole like their car renaissance a little early i do hope that the streak of no murders in orlands continues so it hasn't uh... i got i got some news about that so there've been it was it's a night it was up to nineteen it got up to nineteen days and so when the saints were winning football games There was peace on the streets of New Orleans Ray Lewis taught us that yeah that with when the NFL is gone You get this thing called violence yeah, and yeah, city of New Orleans is very happy with their Saints They weren't killing each other, but then I looked into it a little bit more it actually started the other way So it's almost like the Saints feed off the city Ah, and so this was a game where there was a murder I think that happened on either Saturday or Sunday morning before the game and then the Saints lose their first one So it's like if you're a murderer or if you see a murder in the the state of Louisiana If you see somebody about to murder someone, step in and say, sir, sir,

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please don't do that. You're going to ruin it for the rest of us. And the saints are

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going to lose. Sir, sir, do you know about the motion offense? The saints are doing this year. Yes. Sir and Kubiak has changed how Derikar's play. I like to think that Kubiak is just a crime junkie and he just refreshes like the news every morning. Yeah. It gets It's in a bad mood if he sees violence out there.

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This is, this is, this is the Kylie Jenner handing a Pepsi.

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Yeah.

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Instead you're handing like a play call sheet to the murderer being like, look at the morning. Yeah. It gets in a bad mood if he sees violence out there. So this is this is the Kylie Jenner handing a Pepsi. Yeah.

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Instead, you're handing like a play call sheet to the murderer being like, look at this. Think about that motion. Think about how excellent Derek Kars looked in the first couple of weeks. Yeah. You want to ruin that? He didn't look great today. That also is credit to the EOS defense. They were flying around. Looks like maybe the Vic Fangio defense is starting to take hold.

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