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Abdul Jahan dunked on the Chicago defense and showed them who the real hoopers are. Wake up Naggy. I think I got something to say to you. It's late September and the Chicago Bears are one and two. Cleveland 26 to Paris 6 6. We head down south to Jacksonville, where Trevor or Gummy Lawrence looks good on paper, but folded to a stout cardinal defense in what could be Urban Myers swan song. James Conner McGregor scored a proper 12 points on two touchdowns. God hates Jags as Christian Kirk and the NFC Westboro

Baptist Cardinals looked at Trevor Lawrence passes and said let's pick it. AJ Green Mile was supernatural as he electrocuted an innocent secondary and paying homage to Michael Clark. Kyler Murray Duncan. All of his doubters as his Carnals are three, Amaroza.

Carnals 31, Jaguars 19.

Whip, whoop,, Ha, Trick my homes and Eggward's Elelorius were giddy after chiefing but couldn't compensate for a laughable chief's defense. A Sauté Samuel Jr. placed cornerback just like his daddy. you guessed it. A Sante Samuel senior. That's wild boom. After throwing the no-look interception of the year, Mahomes found Judge Jodie Fortson who made the charger's defendants look like fools. I said, maybe you're going to get a wincoke staleee. And after all, you're two and wonderwall. The San Diego Superchargers find their oasis in Kansas City. The charger's starting. The charge is going to be there. Out in Vegas in a city known for plastic surgery, Peyton Barber, Streisand still managed to have a nose for the end zone. Alec Ingold Bond, medicated power and talcum brown, got applied to the balls and absorbed touchdowns. Truth or dare, it car. Admitted he has a crush on Hunter Renfrow. Casey Anthony Hayward wrapped up her wadler because any good mother knows safety first. Ooh. In overtime, Daniel Hot Carlson took a dump down the Dolphins blowholes and just as we all expected Las Vegas is at the top of the AFC West. Huh? Huh? The Raiders 31, Dolphins 28. We go to Los Angeles where DeShon Jackson, my homes poured cold water on the buck's defense and awkwardly dances way into the end zone. Aaron Hernandez Donald made Tom Brady and Rob Grunkowski feel very scared and uncomfortable in their locker room. Turn up the Sony Michelle stereo because Tom Brady MX was shaking his head saying, y'all gonna make me lose my mind. Cup in here. Cup in here. Sean MCV was asking where where are my dogs at? And Matt Stafford, Charter, you're delivered some bad news to the box. The Ryan's 34, the box 24. ["The Box 24"] Standing on the corner, James Winston Downing, no such a fine side fine side to see It's a past my lord, led by Kendrick Borden, Max Mr. DUINT Come on Peyton, people are saying The Patriots might suck, they're falllading States go marching 28, 13 And that is fastest two minutes weak Three brought to you by our friends at Cross Country Mortgage Rates are unbelievable though right now So don't pay the bank more than you need to A A mortgage is not a dirty word. Start saving some money.

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Look at that. Yeah, that is nice. We're driving a car. I wish I could go back to Thursday when I announced it like basically all my happiness is at stake this weekend. And then every single thing that could have gone wrong went wrong. And I am in a football torture chamber that we can start with where we always start the Sunday night football game.

And Aaron Rogers, uh,

shitting down my throat just to add. in a football torture chamber that we can start with where we always start the Sunday night football game.

And Aaron Rogers, uh, shitting down my throat just to add to, I was already dead. My corpse is already there. So it's actually your fucked up, Aaron Rogers. You're a pervert. You're Italian. You're a pervert. You're necrophiliac. I'm beginning to think that he doesn't actually wish you peace and no i'm dead i was a dead i was a dead person laying there watching son and a

football and yet turns out uh out he wishes you terrorism and hate. Yes. Yes. All the himmring and hawing about Aaron Rogers possibly not caring, possibly not being still one of the best football players on planet earth turns out maybe not true. Turns out maybe a little premature. Turns out he's still pretty fucking good at football I think there was him in there wasn't hawing just

yet hawing you were you were him in hog but I think most people we we stuck to

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