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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, TuAnon, The Cardinals Have Life Plus The Waterdogs Won A Championship

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.681.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes. Bears get crushed by the Packers as always and the game finishes as we start the show. (00:02:17-00:08:29) We then recap every game from Sunday (00:08:29-00:16:21) Dolphins 42, Ravens 38 (00:16:21-00:27:44) Jets 31, Browns 30 (00:27:44- 00:41:01) Patriots 17, Steelers 14 (00:41:01-00:50:41) Lions 36, Commanders 27 (00:50:41-01:00:11) Bucs 20, Saints 10 (01:00:11- 01:07:23) Jaguars 24, Colts 0 (01:07:23- 01:16:49) Giants 19, Panthers 16 (01:16:49-01:24:33) Rams 31, Falcons 27 (01:24:33- 01:33:31) 49ers 27, Seahawks 7 (01:33:31-01:40:16) Cowboys 30, Bengals 17 (01:40:16-01:45:04) Cardinals 29, Raiders 23 (01:45:04-01:48:41) Broncos 16, Texans 9 (01:48:41-01:53:24) We finish with Football guy of the week (01:53:24-01:57:31) and who's back of the week including a report from Billy on the Waterdogs Championship (01:57:31-02:11:59).


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners.

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You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take week two of the NFL season. It was a crazy Sunday. We saw some insane comebacks, some stinkers, some good games. It was football. We're going to talk about every single game. We're going every single game down including Sunday night football bears Packers bears are hanging on for their life. So you'll hear Some live some live updates at the beginning of the show. We're gonna do boomers We're gonna do who's back the week. We're gonna do football guy of the week and we were brought to you by our friends at game time Game time is created by for fans. Game time is a new ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price. If you haven't given game time a shot yet don't know what you're waiting for. You guys are gonna love this app. We've had tons of bar still fans using it hitting us up on social about the great deals they're getting. I've been using game time all year and I actually this weekend I was in Las Vegas out with our colleague large. He's like, hey, I kind of want to go to the Raiders Cardinals game. I was like, you know what? Hit up game time. He did. He went to the game. He saw an incredible game. He got great tickets, great prices because game time has the best. So it's easy to use amazing deals to fastest growing ticketing

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We started Baltimore where the game opened up with Devon Duvernay running like a race

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horse for six.

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Lamardy Grah Jackson took the top off the defense and showed them some TDs.

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But in the words of my colleague, Lee Corso, not so fast, my friend, as Adolphin's mounted a furious fourth quarter comeback. Bartender, Wattleservice, making a double. Ty Grieke Hill was the hero and that's not Satsuki Sa in your underwear dolphins fans. You're just excited because your team is two and oh dolphins 38 Ravens 35. In another witching hour stunner, Job Flacco has been tested by God as the jets aren't just delivering migrant workers this week. They're also landing in Martha's Windyork. Nick Cage's job scored pre-touchdowns as he starred in a new movie, the unbearable weight of massive talent wasted on a dog shit franchise. It may be pre-sensi bias, but this jet steam looks like they're in it for the long haul. Jet 31! Come Brow sorry. End of all where Trevor Lawrence Fishburn may tricks us into being good and Doug P.E. Deederson had his team taking all the right pills. Speaking of pills, Matt Ryan Braun might want to consider getting a shipment to Peyton Manning's wife house, wife house, and Indianapolis because his three interceptions have Colts fans doing the unspeakable missing Carson Wets. Speaking of missing, I miss my dear friend the Queen, and whereas I called her Lizzie Bear rest in peace my majesty. Absolutely right, boom. If HGH is out of the question, it may be time for Matt Private Ryan to get saved from the evil Reich.. Jaguar 24, Colts, Goose egg.

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And I match up between two big coaches,

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Dancy Reagan Campbell,

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gobbled Ronald Reagan Rivera's D right up.

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I'm on bra, St. Brown,

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looked like C cup,

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as he dropped a fat pair in the commander's end zone.

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The rocket arm Jared Corobus goth is playing so well he's gonna get a bag and he says he's happy but we know he's lying the Detroit lines might be good oh Line 36 the commanders what is up in the metal lands where Daniel Crones said let's get this bread, as a Giants are number 2 and 0. Matt Grool and Quaker Mayfield have Panthers fans demanding a little more flavor. Say Rich Homie Kwan Barkley has Giants fans feeling some type of way restoring the glory of the 80s with a day ball of Coke and Lawrence Taylor highlights the G-Men take down the kitty cats 19 to 16 The G-Men are two and oh Over a mile high whether or calling him nothing you'll straight jacket because his brain still can't get out of its own way Don't push the panic Sutton just yet Broncos fans as Cortland and Ross hooked up for over half the team's passing yards. The Broncos were at a low speed chase with OJ, but this time Howard was brought down easily after only seven yards. Even though the Texans aren't very good, the Mills have eyes, as this team isn't totally dead yet. Broncos 16, Texans 9. Ah! Ah! Out in Las Vegas, where it was a tale of two halves, as the Cardinals looked like the Red Ring of Death in the first half, only to play Red Dead Redemption in the second, as Merc Davis had to watch his team get nerfed. Henry Ruggs isn't coming back from the gulag anytime soon. The game went to overtime, and Hunter Renfro Biden handled the ball like it was a laptop full of incriminating crack-news, fumbling twice the last one ending the game and the Raiders get stunned by the Cardinals 29-23 Down to Dallas, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Cooperman, as Cooper Rush Limbaugh uses right to attack Joe Biden Burrow. Micah Allen Parsons project has its Cowboys defense playing serious ball and Doran's Lance Armstrong had double the sacks of his name-sync. Mike Ginny McCarty won't be singled out this week as Jerry Jones will certainly be taking a trip to the glory hole. The Cowboys 20, the Bung And that was week two of boomers brought to you by our friends at Chevy. know that every team starts a season undefeated for the first month Everyone has a shot, but one team has already wanted all that's Chevy and his star player the Silverado Go check out this new Chevy Silverado today According to JD power Chevy is the most awarded brand for new vehicle quality and Chevy trucks has one more New vehicle quality words and any other brand. It is the best truck out there. The Chevy Silverado head over to Chevy.com to learn more about Chevy Silverado today for JD Power 2022 US award information visit JD Power.com slash awards and check out the new Chevy Silverado week two in the books. We are recording this. It is six minutes left in the Bears Packers game. I've gone through the range of emotions. I went from the Bears might win this game in the first quarter to holy shit. Like let me crawl under a couch and die to maybe the Bears have a chance here to Matt Negi just called a shotgun

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QB dive on the six inch line. So his name is Matt Eberflut. No, no, no, I know. But Matt Negi called that. That was Matt Negi. That was a Matt Negi play for sure. Yes. That entire drive kind of gave Nagi vibes where it's just like, okay, we're going to run. We're going to kind of panic a little bit right now because we can't get a cohesive offense going.

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So we're going to try to run the read option all the way down the field

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and hope that they guess wrong at the merge point every single time,

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