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Right in my face, yeah Let's go. Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. Download the DraftKings Sports Work App and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers to get 250 in bonus bets. When you bet just five bucks and get one month of NFL plus premium, only on DraftKings the crown is yours. Today is Monday September 16th. Week two. W Dallas where there was little border control at the goal line for Alvin Camp Comerah Harris as he scored four times on Sunday Sunday Derek Cardi D had a wet ass pussy and when I say pussy I'm talking about his throwing game as a saints put that Wop on Bodeck Prescott to the two and a 44 points. Hey, teach heard this one Here about this one tell me about a book they call him Jersey Mike McCarthy because Jerry is gonna need a sub as a head coach sooner than later. He's not on a roll boom. Saints go marching 44 Cowboys 19. What? Up north were Sam Donald and the monosodal Vikings put the kiss of death on Kyle Shanahan. Justin Thomas Jefferson had so much free room on his 97 yard cut back touchdown. was like the Louisiana Purchase George Skittle said taste the rainbow bitch after scoring a touchdown Leaving Harrison Booker Smith to shake his head and discussed the Vikings went and the Vikings are two and oh Vikings Huh? Huh? The Vikings? The Samzorn? The Vossa? The Samzorn?

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Vikings? 23? Huh? Huh? The Kniders? Subitone? In Baltimore, where the Raiders were down in the fourth quarter, when Gardner Minshiew said, go, go, Bower Rangers, as he hooked up with Brock Powers and Las Vegas morphed into an explosive offense. Daniel Carl Sun zoo said the supreme art of wars to subdue the enemy without them realizing you're a real football team. Lamar Jackson had a chance at the end with a whoop and a whoop and a whoop and a fumble and the Ravens fall to 0 and 2. The... Raters 26 Ravens 23. We go up to Raujan Maryland as an opening kickoff Flopped the Giants with Gano Kicker to work with. Brian table looked like his brain was in outer space, emerging as the worst challenger since former Washington commander Ronald Reagan's in Medestration. Tussoon boom O'Rings. That's the sound the rocket made.

Austin Seabirt and Ernie said seven. Seven is the number of the day as the new Washington kicker accounted for all 21 points of offense. Malik, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Took his sweat on his shoes off. I got comfortable in the secondary, but Brian from Family Guy Robinson had that dog in him. Leaving the Giants linebackers feeling very Haiti

Comments 21 Giants linebackers feeling very Haiti. Comies 21, Giants 18. And we go to Nashville to our correspondent memes who did not to lead everything off his phone memes. We go to Nashville where it was a wonderful day and Mr. Aaron Rogers' name or hood. Calvin Cambridge Ridley found a pair of touchdowns and said, make me like Mike while Tony Polaroid picture was an outcast in the second half. Will Levis Farve tried to take advantage with a Johnson being out, but Will McDonald said, I'll take a number three. Sacks, that is. Ray Lynn Allen was getting there when you masterbate. Think about my legs going back and forth and running into the end goal. Jets 24, Titan 17. Thank you, memes. And then we head to New England, the keeper of the lighthouse, Henry Lockwood, was on scene. Former keeper of the lighthouse boom. Yes, and he didn't keep anything. Today the keeper of the lighthouse was Malcolm Butler, who was there to keep the light and lead the Patriots celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the greatest play in Superbowl history. Geno Jaden Smith said, yeah, I went 33 for 44 with 327 yards and a tuddy to DK Metcalf. Raky Moose. What can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? Remodeling Stevenson blew through the Seahawks defense into the end's over six to tie the game up in regulation. Jake Mike Myers was asked to kick three field goals and said yeah baby. From the game winner and over time. Patriot 20 Seattle Super Seahawks 23. Thanks Hank. You job heck. I'll prom boom. To the stadium formerly known Borohead, where a big man got in on the scoring as Wanya, Wanya, Wanya, Fanta, Morris caught a touchdown from Patrick Rohomes to take an early second half lead. The Bengals used a blue shell, finding Andre Yoshiba, Yoshiba short for a second touchdown of the game. But it wouldn't be a Chiefs game if the zebras didn't get involved as a late DPI led to Taylor Swift's favorite player

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I'm not gonna say it. It's very ironic boom. You're absolutely absolutely right. Out west to Denver, where T-Bo NYX Mania has yet to set in as a rookie quarterback continued to struggle in his daddy, Sean Peyton's offense. JD Vance, Joseph, couldn't stop the steel, Urz, as Darnely for Tato Washington was a man-eater after he cooked his defender for a score. There's no luts, Jamie and Colorado, as the Broncos used will to make sure their number wasn't zero. Steelers 13, the Bronco 6. Standing on the corner, Jamie is Winston Cahoe, such a fine side to see. It's the Shawn, my lord, heading to Jeromeport, and Jamie is running QB sneaks. No more rubbed downs, he scored a tonne down. The Shawn hates PMT, but he loved come down Browns 18 Jaguars 13. We kind of nailed that one, T. That's good. The harmony sound good, boom. Yeah. All right, week two, fastest two minutes, presented by our good friends at Chevy. There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks, and that's because, for pardon my take, there's only one pickup truck, the Chevy Silverado.

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