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NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, Justin Fields Is Not The Guy, Commanders 2-0, Cowboys Rolling And Hank Watches The End Of The Patriots Game

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 2, we start with Fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:09:11) We then break down every game from Sunday while Hank watches the end of the Patriots game live on the show Ravens 27, Bengals 24 (00:09:11-00:20:14) Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9 (00:20:14-00:26:25) Seahawks 37, Lions 31 (00:26:25-00:37:21) Bills 38, Raiders 10 (00:37:21-00:43:29) Titans 27, Chargers 24 (00:43:29-00:50:26) Falcons 25, Packers 24 (00:50:26-00:56:36) Colts 31, Texans 20 (00:56:36-00:59:00) Dolphins 24, Patriots 17 (00:59:00-01:09:16) Bucs 27, Bears 17 (01:09:16-01:21:33) Commanders 35, Broncos 33 (01:21:33-01:33:41) 49ers 30, Rams 23 (01:33:41-01:41:16) Giants 31, Cardinals 28 (01:41:16-01:44:48) Cowboys 30, Jets 10 (01:44:48-01:54:13) We finish with who's back of the week. (01:54:13-02:13:04)


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Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week two of the NFL, we're going to talk about every single game from Sunday, some good things, some very bad things. I am back to rock bottom. PFT's commanders are 2 and 0. We're going to be taping during the second half of Sunday football. So by the end of this, Hank could be 0 and 2 and also rock bottom. We're going to do who's back the week fastest, two minutes. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner bar stool sports created by fans, four fans, Game Time is a ticketing that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price if you're going to a football game if you're going to let's say concert maybe Zach Brian the baseball playoffs coming up, all of it, you can find it with game time,

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Okay, let's go.

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Now in the street there is violence and then a lot of stuff worked to be done. No place to hang out or washing and then I can't take all of the stuff. Oh no, we gonna rock it down too. He let shake high value and then we're taking higher. Oh, we got a round down to, he left, shake.

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It's pardoning my take.

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There's enough arch to the sport.

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He left.

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Welcome to part of my take.

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Today is Monday, September 18th, week two.

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What?

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What?

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What? What? What? What? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Week 2. WHAAAAAT? WHAAAAT? WHAAAAT? WHAAAAT? WHAAAAT? WHAAAAT? We start in Tampa Bay where Claypool look like he went to a trainer this weekend as the Bears were all about that chase, about that chase, no treble. Speaking of base, Mike Dirt Evans made the bears defense look like they were fourth stringers and if you're taking a long view of this game, the bears played like Ducky. Hey, teach, have you heard about this? Have you seen this one? They're calling them Bustin Fields. That's a good one, boom, boom. Womp, womp. Box 27, bear 17. Whack, whack! Going from Green Day to Green Bay, as they clashed with Atlanta with Drake London Calling Game. And here's to you, Bees on Robinson. Arthur loves you more than you would know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a new running back scaper to 170 total yards, Only to set up young way, cook, cook, cook, whoa, as a new running back scaper do 170 total yards only to set up young way Kukukuk, true Mrs. Robinson Don't it all, I love thing all the way Hey, hey, hey for the winning kick the Falcons 25 the Packers 24 Sticking in the South the pool was rocking in DuVal and in a touching tribute to former Jaguars coach Urban Meyer. Andre Sisko picked off my homes. Let me see that thong. Fingers in your booty go. That thong, thong, thong, thong. Taylor Swift fans said Travis Kelsey and the Chiefs are never, ever, ever. Going back to the Super Bowl, as birthday boy Patrick Mahomes should have been less concerned with blowing out the candles and more concerned with blowing out the jaguars. It wasn't a blowout but after a sky green more touched down the Chiefs had the only fans left in the stadium. Chiefs 17 Jaguars 9. Up to Cincinnati where Sleepy Joe Burrow wandered around aimlessly looking completely lost as he looked at the Ravens pristine, bleached white uniforms and said, You ain't black. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da where Jared Coco Gough had America in his box. Jimmy Butler Tubum, as Josh was US open down the field, Reynolds wrapping up two touchdowns, but it was a Seattle Seacocks flashing brilliance late with Pino's Smith's play heading into overtime, where the Hawks put on their United Auto Workers hats and walked off the assembly lions. But a shhh. Seattle 37 lions, 31. Whip, whip! Speaking of tennis boom, Ziya Tanehill got passes overweight, bad tape, and New Orleans from last week, and throwing Boraya quills all over the field to his receivers. Keenan Jimmy Fallon was very, very rude to the defense, but sobered up to smash eggs on their face on the way to two scores. The Titans won an overtime as Deandre's 3000 Hopkins and Big Boy Mike Brable might look like outcasts, but they were ready to put some stank on you. Titans 27, the Charter's 24. TIT, TIT, TIT. Out in LA where San Fran's offense was humming as Tivo Samuel was like a virgin going untouched with a rushing touchdown doing his best impression of a Christian who also scored for the Niners they weren't all easy though as quarterback Cock Dirty had an STD a sweet touchdown as he scored to end the first half with zero time left on the clock some would say the the points don't matter, but others disagree. As Shomic Bay played, whos line is it anyway? Lining up for a field goal down 10 drew carrying the Rams the outright loss, but it important against the sprint cover. That's going to mean something to each 9ers 30 Rams 23. Some spray. Some spray. In mile high, Terry McClure and Poverty represented Washington well and took the top off, getting his hands all over an enormous TD. That's hot, bro. Speaking of tops off, Logan Thomas had the worst headshot of any Washington commander, but no, that does not make it right to tweet at Rebellion. Keep that video in the drafts. Brandon Johnson and Johnson made the defense autistic after a deep shot, almost swung the game for the Broncos, but the commander is held on and stopped the two point conversion, leaving DC fans screaming, oh my fucking god, you're gonna make me calm! Commander's 35, Broncos 33! We finished in Dallas where Johan Sebastian Zach Wilson looked baroque baroque as Ludwig Trayvon, Beethoven, Diggs had one of the three interceptions definitely out and he lost remaining Wilson supporters. That Cowboys offense wasnt finally tuned as a showpin would and had to use their kicker Wolfgang, Abradeus Mozart for the majority of their points. It was no doubt the Cowboys would win. After seeing a game played with such violence, Cowboys 30 jets done. That was the dumbest one we ever done, to be using to my ears, boom. All right, passes two minutes is brought to you by, our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and their official partners, a part of my take family. 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Bank lighthouse.

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If you get a D-vets as banged out,

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but their D-vets is good.

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I don't mean to get back on the lighthouse thing, but did you see the lighthouse now bad? How bad it looked? It looked awesome. There's like three lights, and if you were a moth, if they turned that thing off, If it was the middle of the night and all the lights were off and they turned that lighthouse on the moth will be like

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