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🗓️ 20 September 2021
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NFL Fastest 2 Minutes after a great Sunday. Recapping every game from Sunday (00:02:17 - 00:07:54) Ravens/Chiefs (00:07:54 - 00:18:08) Texans/Browns (00:18:08 - 00:25:35 Rams/Colts (00:25:35 - 00:33:15) Bears/Bengals (00:33:15 - 00:39:30) Bills/Dolphins (00:39:30 - 00:44:08) Patriots/Jets (00:44:08 - 00:57:05) 49ers/Eagles (00:57:05 - 01:01:10) Raiders/Steelers (01:01:10 - 01:11:51) Panthers/Saints (01:11:51 - 01:18:39) Broncos/Jaguars (01:18:39 - 01:24:20) Cardinals/Vikings (01:24:20 - 01:29:28) Falcons/Bucs (01:29:28 - 01:37:32) Cowboys/Chargers (01:37:32 - 01:42:04) Titans/Seahawks (01:42:04 - 01:45:51 ) Football Guy of the week and who's back of the week.
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| 4:45.2 | but it ended like a mole. |
| 4:46.8 | Burrow underfields. |
| 4:48.4 | Bears 20, Bengals 17. |
| 4:50.9 | Wap, wap, wap, wap, wap, bungles, some spread. |
| 4:55.3 | And Philadelphia, where Kyle Zanahan and the Zan Francisco 49ers gave the eagle some |
| 5:01.5 | Jimmy Barrappolo's and put them to sleep. |
| 5:05.1 | Nick, resign sir, sir, sir. |
| 5:07.7 | Surreyani will be lucky to last four seasons in Philadelphia Pop Ques, what was the silver lining for the Eagles? That would be the second year receiver who had 117 yards my dear Watkins Niners 17 the Eagles 11 we hop in our Derek Car and drive west on i30. A long long drive that is. As Peyton, bar bar bar bar bar bar ran for 36 yards and Henry just say no to rugs, shot up the sideline and smothered the Steelers defense like Kozet. Must have crawled under my body for warmth. Sorry Adriana, spoiler alert boom. Denzel Tyler Perryman is going to show up in every film. Ben Rathusberger doesn't watch porn anymore, but TJ Wway to Evans Robert planting himself in the Inzo twice as the box dropped There mobi dick on the Falcons and rammed on Tatooino the box 48 the Falcons 45 out in the desert where Kyler Bill Murray was the man that grew too little but it was Groundhog's day for the Vikings missing another easy kick to win the game. The Cardinals asked the Vikings how do you you like it, how do you like it, Rondell more, more, more, as they flaunted an arsenal of weapons as his customary in German culture, Kirk Novitsky, loves seeing his team get shit on as the clock struck zero, as there was a Viking funeral and Minnesota may have burned their chance at a champion ship. Cardinals 34, Viking 33. We go out to Seattle where Tractor Sito was catching in like he's a Taka Sino. But so big they don't fit inside the speedo. Tractor Sito, Tyler, I haven't seen a locket trip explode in space like that since 1986. You're absolutely right, boom. |
| 7:25.6 | Ryan Tannahell found Julio down by the school yard, and the Titans are homeward bound with a wind. The Titans, Daryl 3, the St. Hals 30. Standing on a corner, James Winston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's a step back my lord after a big leap forward |
| 7:47.4 | Haters love to see. It's a step back, my lord. After a big leap forward, Haters love to see those I-N-T's. Come on, Chubba! Move bitch like Luna! Smoke the victory cigar! Straight out of Cuba! Panther's 17? No, 24? Saints, Saint 26? Less than 26? I got that right. Oh, right. Go marching, Somberly. We second-line funeral. Week two in the books. Obviously, we have money for ball. That was brought to you. Fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends |
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| 9:45.0 | I love, love, love that he was like, looked at Lamar Jackson. |
| 9:48.7 | It was like, do you want to go for this? On fourth and one to end this game? Let's fucking do it. The right, even if they hadn't gotten it, I still think it's the right call because you can't give the ball back to Patrick Lamar. I mean with Lamar Jackson is the right call. He's probably one of you know a handful maybe three four quarterbacks that you actually would trust and be like yes |
| 10:06.7 | I would rather take my chances with you with Lamar Jackson, it's the right call. He's probably one of, you know, a handful, maybe three, four quarterbacks that you actually would trust |
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