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Party! Okay, let's go. I'm not going to part of my take presented by Draft Kings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, January 5th, and it's week 18. Whip, whip, whip. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip whip whip whip whip it before pop lock and drop in a pass into the arms of Kade playoff hopes gone but not forgotten hot and who gets in for six points. Bryce Krispy Treet young snap crackled and pop won over the Bucks defense to Tommy Lee Trembl who treated the Bucks secondary like Pamela Anderson in that one movie bending us over before scoring six. Don't press my heart my achy brassy heart I just don't think you'd understand and And if you brush my heart, my achy brassy heart, I just might get off and turn off this game. Young, drops one off to Jalen Dietkoker, who walks in the end zone to score a sweet, sweet, sucralos six points. Chase on McLaughlin now, but we'll probably be crying later. Sink Street Field Goals on the day is tapest leading score, but those feel good field goals won't take playoff pain away. Buck 16, Panthers 14. Thank you Zach, we now head out West for Saturday night in one country where the Seahawks were serving up a nice glass as Sharbanay, right down the Niners throat as he started the scoring with a 27 yard touchdown. Whop! Seattle's defense was on fire as they said,

don't be so quick to scramble away.

I want to block your body, come dance with me.

As Perdy felt like he was swimming in the bottom of a timber lake all night long,

the Niners came close to getting into the end zone,

but the little engine that could drake Thomas the tank engine said,

I think I can't, I think I can can't I think I can't intercept the ball and the Seahawks roll on to a dominant win in the number one scene get those fish ready at Pike Place the NFC goes through Seattle Seahawks 13 49ers 3 we now head to Philadelphia where Max and PFT were there for Eagles commanders we We head over to Philadelphia where Tanner Major Key had a chance to prove we'd all burst! Ordered back on the Eagles roster and he started off strong with a two yard score, but Josh Dwayne Johnson responded by handing the rock to Chris Rodriguez and it was a C-Bomb from C-Rod running into the end zone to tie the game

After a bad turn over on down for the for the Eagles Josh check the pocket I'm back in the pocket I wrote John I wrote John Johnson Josh Jack Johnson had a chance to come and take command of the game But he turned this game up Up, side down. He threw a pick that should have hit the ground, but he shares a ball he found with everyone. But when commanders fans asked Michelle Tannenby Key to return the favor, he said, you got it dude, by throwing a horrendous pick which led to a Washington field and half. Put. And put it half-time Josh Jack Johnson at his... put it in a pancake. After a sit-in waiting wishin to be in arrival in the division. Nicholas Maduro, Sireani, and all his good players got kidnapped in the middle of the night. And Dan Quinn, his whayla, is sick of all the regime change talkin' DC. and a touching tribute to Philadelphia legend Betsy Ross The Eagles defense couldn't stop drawing flags as Washington kept crossing the Delaware even as great Britain Colby tried to keep them out The commies drove down the field capping off a 60-yard drive in the hands of Tideon John Antonio Bates and adding another score from former Tampa Bay Bucket near San Francisco Fortininer Cleveland Brown since that illegal San Diego fleet New York Jets Indianapolis Colt Buffalo Bill Baltimore Raven New York Giant Washington Red Skin Houston Texan Oakland Raider Washington Commander Detroit Lion Bronco, and Washington Commander's quarterback Josh Johnson to seal the NFC East and season tournament for the Washington commanders, 24 and 17. Down to dooboo, ball. It was a pool party as the Jags licked look to clinch the FC South. Cam in firmer reward, exited the game after scoring a touchdown only to force branded Walker Allen to get off the couch and do something with his fat ass. And he didn't. On the other side Trevor Bauer Lawrence was hitting drone strikes to his receivers. No fingers were hurting the course of this game. As Parker George Washington Carver dropped his p-dots on the Titans for another score and Brenton people are strange when you're a stranger scored his fort touchdown of the season. They've got cat scratch fever down in Jacksonville as Liam and Co and have it rolling. Jags 41, Titans 7. We had to Western New York where memes puts the jet season into the grave. He had to high mark stadium for the final game in the stadium's history where the jet defense had to say Mitch cut it out as he threw for 259 yards and four touchdowns Miss Dawson missed Dawson nox my tummy hurts, but still had time to catch in a $500,000 incentive by catching a touchdown Tied dollar signed Johnson Johnson also cashed $250,000 incentive with two touchdowns.

A.A. Ron Glenn, where is you? Where is A.A. Ron? Right now, you better be sick, dead or mute, A.A. Ron. If you're allowing 188 points in the last five games and no interceptions in the season since 1933, A.A. Ron. For the jets that I eat offense, Khalil, I believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert

Help set up jets alone touchdown Andrew Beck, who said, hug me brother to save the jets from the shutout. Bill 35 jets eat. Thanks beams! We now head to New England where Hank was there! Over to the Jolite House, where Will Byers Campbell was back in action in his gait for May as ever. After being asked if he could score on a 5-yard rush, Trayvie King von Henderson said, Cool, I can do that boo what you want some shoes? Drake may answered, I want Remondre Iqwadala to seep into score on a 2-yard rush for our second score. In what is being called the French connection, Drake Clay with Ramon Drey Agassi for his second score

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