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🗓️ 10 January 2022
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Week 18 is over and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:02:22 - 00:07:43) Raiders/Chargers (00:07:43 - 00:29:24) Jaguars/Colts (00:29:24 - 00:37:20) Steelers/Ravens (00:37:20 - 00:42:50) Titans/Texans (00:42:50 - 00:48:28) Lions/Packers (00:48:28 - 00:53:47) WFT/Giants (00:53:47 - 00:58:08) Browns/Bengals (00:59:29 - 00:59:37) Vikings/Bears (00:59:37 - 01:04:44) 49ers/Rams (01:04:44 - 01:10:48) Seahawks/Cardinals (01:10:48 - 01:15:17) Bills/Jets (01:15:17 - 01:22:33) Dolphins/Patriots (01:22:33 - 01:24:24) Saints/Falcons (01:24:24 - 01:27:38) COORS - 01:27:38 Bucs/Panthers (01:27:38 - 01:31:43) We do football guy of the week and wrap up with football guy of the week.
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| 2:40.7 | 5% off your purchase today Today is Monday, January 10th, week 18. Whack, whack! We started DuVal, I started early. We started DuVal, where the stands were filled with clowns, but the biggest bozo of the day was Frank Wright. Arson Wentz lit the cult's season on fire and hung around long enough to watch the franchise burn. Trevor Jennifer Lawrence is starting to look like an a-lister, but don't look up, Jags. No, seriously. You literally can't look up. You clinched the number one pick as per Adam Sche Schefter, Jacksonville is officially on the clock. Please credit, Schefter, he had it first. The Jags stunned the Colts, came out of the playoffs. 26-11. And Baltimore, you can throw out the record books when these two games face off. Benjamin Button Rocklessburger looks like he's aging in D, as he swallowed up another sack, tying Bret Farves record, |
| 3:46.0 | and the Steelers are going to the Yosss? |
| 3:50.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, |
| 3:57.0 | oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tying Bret Farms record, and the Steelers are going to the Yosss? Huh? Huh? Steelers, 6-8, Ravens, 13. In Detroit where Jared Goth told lazy boy Aaron Rogers to take a seat, take a billion seats. Fam and Ross St. Brown continued to play like a hungry dog, as Instagram and Ross St. Brown added more memorable moments to his grid. Tom John F Kennedy took the top off the defense and delivered a magic bullet for a touchdown. Too soon boom. Don't let the Lions get hot as they finish the season without big win. They just ran out of time. The Lions 37, the limping into the playoffs packers 30. Los Angeles Angeles, where Tim D. Mosambiel threw up a prayer for a touchdown to get the Niner's back to the playoffs. Duane Greg Jennings put the whole team on his back, adding two scores. Tyler Eleanor Higby, he's a score twice in a game against Kyle Sennahan, took job by the Rams. And there was Jim G. He really sucked in the first, but then he still magically healed, or the Niners for real. Niners 27. The Rams 24. Down to the desert where Rashad, my cousin Penny, painted the Mona Lisa of Vita with 109 yards rushing in a touchdown. And I think it's be a long long time to touchdowns bring me round to Fine, I'm not the man that they think I at all. Oh no, no, no. I'm tired of Lockitman Lockitman Burnin' up his fuse up here alone and much like the challenger the Cardinals crashing burn burn their way into the playoffs 38-30. And Tampa Bay where Mike Evans-Pacon got six degrees of separation for two touchdowns. Sam Haydarnold continues to dress up like stinky Peterson when playing on Sundays as the Bucks locked up to the Indian and the Hubbard making sure he never came to life. Kishon Veronica Vaughn is so hot, want to touch the Heine, when he finds peace of Ace, as the Bucks roll into the playoffs with the two seed. Bucks 41, the Bakers Schroven Team. In the 305, Jalen Bottle Service started the party off the only way Miami knows how to dancing in the the end zone. Meanwhile, Tick Mac Toe put his X in the wrong spot when Jones threw a pick-six in the first quarter. Three different running backs for the Patriots? That's a bold and strategy cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. Well, it did. Grandin scored twice. And at least someone named Duke won this weekend as Johnson broke 100 yards and scored a touchdown. Dolphins, 33, Patriots, 24. Up in Orchard Park, Devon, all the single teres had two scores as the team of Destiny's Child loves Buffalo so much, they wanna put a Super Bowl ring on it. Robert Salama name was crazy in love with Wilson in the first half, but in the end, it was the Bill's Bill's Bill's. 27. Jets 10. And no one circles the wagons like a buffalo Bill's. Standing on a corner, James Winston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It sure is still me and went out and got the wind, cause' take some had an injury. Come on, James! Come back and save us! And art dismissed, feared, is the greatest. States go marching 30, 19. All right, week 18 in the books we just watched the end of the Chargers Raiders game. In overtime when it felt like all of America was rooting for a tie and also half of America thought the NFL was rigged like it was a WWE script from the late 90s, but we got justice. The Raiders win. They get into the playoffs. That was fucking incredible. No big cat. You can't script an ending like this. Chris Collins was told me he would have walked out of the movie. Yeah. If you had tried to pawn off a ending to the NFL season, Hollywood would have thrown you in front of a train that was loaded with dynamite if you could have scripted like this. That was the perfect ending though, because we had rigged, we had hashtag rigged trending. We had everyone coming up with wild conspiracy theories. And I think it was like |
| 8:46.6 | the last day of QAnon when JFK Jr. didn't show up and they're all like, well, what do we do now? Would mean the last two not still going strong. Two not going strong. Go strong. QAnon just just wait. JFK Jr. is coming back. But that was, you know, like you're all just staying there like wait. So we were just complaining about this game being rigged for the last three hours and then the |
| 9:06.0 | Raiders ended up winning and the Steelers were in the playoffs. |
| 9:09.0 | It's basically impossible to rig a game for a tie in the NFL. Without it being blatantly, blatantly obvious. The closest that we came to was on that final drive by the Raiders when if they hadn't have gotten that first out. Yes. It probably would have ended in a tie, but you can't see old her medwards thing you play to win the game i was i was getting into a debate with jake about whether or not it was smart to play for |
| 9:28.9 | a tire not it was smart to play for a tie or not. He was saying you play to win the Super Bowl, but I think you play to win the game. You got to win a game before you win a Super Bowl. Wow. On just a level for the Raiders, it was smart to go for the win. they're in that spot at the end of the game they know that |
| 9:45.6 | like obviously if some crazy crazy thing happens they could lose the game right but if they're sitting there and they're like should we kick a field goal or should we kneel and let the chargers in well if you let the chargers in you have to go play the chiefs right where now you get to go play the Bengals and I mean the Bengals are better than the Raiders but they have a lot better of a chance against the Bengals than they have against the Chiefs who has had their |
| 10:06.4 | number and kicked their ass this year. |
| 10:08.5 | So I, you know, what a game. There's nothing like the NFL. Week 18 did not disappoint. It was insane from start to finish. I would like to actually quote our good friend, Magic Johnson, who said the NFC and ASE playoffs are going to be so |
| 10:25.0 | exciting because anybody can win. |
| 10:27.5 | I can't wait until next weekend. Just a fact, he speaks for all of this. He really does. I mean, I can't say it better myself. I am very excited for NFL playoff football. Anyone can win. You know what? A big fuck you to those dorks over at the New York Times. Yeah. They were all doom and gloom being like 18 weeks sucks in the NFL. No one's excited about these games |
| 10:47.4 | Guess what that was I'm just gonna say that over at the New York Times. Yeah. They were all doom and gloom being like 18 weeks sucks in the NFL. |
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