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Create an account regime code PMT for $20 off download the game time app today. Monday, December 29th, week 17. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What There it is One more We start up north where he used to do two sodas not Minnesota max to Lante Brosmer was in uncharted waters farting his way through an NFL game but given the chance to make make his record his favorite thing 8 and 8. He did just enough Detroit focusing on his or he he he did just enough against Detroit focusing on his favorite roast beef his Arby's as Aaron Jones and Jordan Addison Jordan Clark and Addison ran in for scores. On the other side The Lions were eliminated from the play play-goffs. As the old saying goes, all a man has his word and his Johnson and Ben left last winter. Also disclaimer, I'm allowed to make fat jokes against Max because we're starting our diet tomorrow. We're practically in peach shape already. Viking's 23, Lions 10. What? We go to the frozen Tundra of Lambo We're an touching to my good friend Josh Allen Malika, what's his name? Malika, Jerry who is quarterback of the Willis Willis Willis dick fit in your mouth Where much like lost drugs or anger was a nice substitute for love But despite the fact that the Packers didn't put, the Ravens are still believers. Thanks to Track Door Sito, bring the lumber like I'm at Home Depot, pad level lower than A torpedo. Now the Browns are my best Amigo, Track Door Sito, and the Ravens are very much alive going to the a week 18 Baltimore 41 Packers 24 out in LA where the Texans came out on fire hitting Jade and Tyrone bigams to crack the scoring sorry Jerry I didn't know you're going to be here when I made that joke. And hitting the Christmas pipes again with a touch on to Jalen no well no well the charges tried to answer but they were up against the full house up front and Candice Cameron, Dicker missed two kicks. Looking at my picket and saying, cut it out. Daniel Hunter, Daniel Hunter of men found Justin Herbert time and time again and will probably get sucked off today because of it. Allegedly, of course, according to his wife's reddit AMN, he does get

sucked off a lot though, poop. The Texans and Domingo Ryan Gosling are looking hot, hot, hot, heading into the playoffs. Texans 20, Charger 16. We now head to New Jersey where memes was there for the Jetson Patriots. In soggy MetLife, it was all Patriots. It's Drake, you mama, mama, Mama make me happy. Had his way with the jet defense as he threw from five touchdowns.

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as he threw for five touchdowns. Ramondra, Steven Stifler's mom said, wow, that's really great. As a giant hard tackling today. As he and Harry and the Travion Henderson's rush for 155 totally arts, the Patriots gang bang the Jets end zone his Milfhunter, Henry, Austin Open, Yehoper, and Elton Jizm, Allscore Touchdowns.

The Patriots sealed the AFC East and best record on the podcast under Mike Vrable bottom jeans boots with the fur the whole league was looking at her for the first time since 2019 which Mike Vrable bottom jeans beat the Patriots as a six seed causing Bill Bell check to inspire and date a 20 year old Finally Patriots kicker Andrea Bocelli Borealis saying it's time to say goodbye to the Jet season Patriots 42 jets then thanks memes. We need now head to Cleveland where Jersey Jerry, huh? Jerry's here mediocre Mike tries to seal the deal in the AFC North but No gear Liberty here Chauderci Jerry took a whole lot of shots and supported Kamala Hyrule's Fanon and Alexandria Ocasio Portioccas Chauderci looking like vintage rutsi Pickens apart the Steelers secondary two bad Santa wasn't there to save the day with his sleigh. I'm sure we will hear something in his press conference like leadership is lonely. I don't run from it, I run to it. The only thing running today was Mike Townwin running away from a 10 win season. Thanks Jerry, we got to final score. Final score, Stealer 6, Brown's 10, 13. 13. I like Jerry's boom voice, he's just screams. That's good, Jerry. We now head down to Florida, where Steven Che was there. Huh? Oh, that's good. He's there. Hey, huh? Oh, his mic's not on. And we go to Miami, where the buck showed showed all their vices Baker may feel spent most of the day going to 11 Number 11 Jalen McMillan that is who finished with 114 yards the box defense lid by B. B couldn't quite muster enough of a rush to puncture Quinn ski Youwers who barbecue Tampa's defense all day long Miami got a big game from a fillies and Greg Jolce de Litchie who is stronger than Cuban coffee and ended the box hangover sending them home with a loss that felt like 15 years ago Thank you Stephen great you, Steven, great job. Whap, whap, whap. We got a Nashville in a matchup between the number one quarterback from the 2025 draft and also Cam Ward. The Titans got off to a fast start as Chig Obonkwool saw a nice hole in the state's secondary and caught a throwner. Irish kicker Charlie Smith was a boom duck saint looking at that Titan's fans and saying you know what you need some of the rope Meanwhile the Saints rookie quarterback was a smash it on Broadway singing shock B Tom Brady Tonight and as my good friend Brian Johnson and HCDC would have said if he was there today They were shaking at the knees I. I'm the best in Strubris. Yeah, the Titans were too kind. You've been the new shock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The new shock. Saints go marching. 34, 26. And Indianapolis noted family guy, Philip Rivers tried his best to save the cults when they were at their lowest But the bar was too high as Jags kicker the drunken clam little was three for three on field goals Co-hogging all the scoring unfortunately for Phil he was facing Liam Cohen brothers And this is no country for old men because when rivers open the door there were wolves and also ducks floating aimlessly down the field Jaguar's 23 Colts 17 we now head to Western New York where Max was on the scene we head over to Buffalo where Willie Madison Shipley received the opening kickoff in a game that was sloppy I know how your boys like them extra sloppy. As the rain poured down hard for the entirety of the game. It was a defensive battle early highlighted by a jihad Campbell chunky scoop and not score which gave the Verge great field position that led to the bill secondary say make me sweat make me hotter there's a touchdown for Dallas got it then the Eagles were able to continue the scoring into the second half as Jake it smells goody it was a lot less sticky this week. They could do first half field goals in bad conditions but in the second half it It all bills as Josh Allen Iverson was able to Was able to push into the end zone twice while saying I'm supposed to be the franchise player And we out here trying to ban this listen we trying to ban this not a claim not a claim Not a claim we out here trying to ban this when referring to the TUSH push. Unfortunately it couldn't

complete the two-way conversion. EGOS WEN 13, Bill's 12. Thanks, Max! to see. It's a dark my Lord of work apart my Lord of full game without any CTE. Come on Gino, another Iintio. Maybe you should just hang out at the casino. The G-man 34 Raiders 10.

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This is gonna be big game memes.

We're gonna need you to put up like 35 minutes here.

No, I really just put up a bunch of shots.

Yeah.

We don't have to go in.

I'm working with three computers back here.

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