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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, CFP Recap, And We're Not Apologizing For Making The Playoffs

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.6 • 81.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 4 January 2021

ā±ļø 134 minutes

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Summary

Week 17 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Week 17.Ā  (2:20 - 9:04) WFT vs EaglesĀ  (10:01 - 21:30) Ravens vs BengalsĀ  (21:30 - 26:53) Steelers vs Browns (26:53 - 36:50) Dolphins vs Bills (36:50 - 46:55) Vikings vs Lions (46:55 - 52:07) Jets vs Patriots (52:07 - 53:55) Falcons vs Bucs (53:55 - 60:20) Cowboys vs GiantsĀ  (60:20 - 65:31) Packers vs Bears (65:31 - 76:48) Raiders vs Broncos (76:48 - 78:28) Colts vs Jaguars (78:28 - 82:29) Chargers vs ChiefsĀ  (82:29 - 83:32) Rams vs Cardinals (83:32 - 87:20) Seahawks vs 49ers (87:20 - 88:07) Saints vs Panthers (88:07 - 94:20) Titans vs Texans (94:20 - 97:15) Football guy of the week. Baby Bron of the week. Recapping bowl season and the College Football Playoff and who's back of the week (97:15 - 120:13).


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Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week 17 recap, fastest two minutes playoff picture is officially set. We talk about everything that happened. We talk about Sunday night football people mad at the Eagles at Doug Peterson

0:26.4

The bears back into the playoffs were the not apologizing podcast We have everything we have college football playoffs all the football that we missed when we were off for the last few days We have who's back of the week baby brawn of the week football guy the week a packed show to end the NFL regular season all games played thank you Adam Schaefter and we're doing it

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all with Ron of the week, football guy of the week, a packed show to end the NFL regular season.

0:46.5

All games played.

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Thank you, Adam Schaefter.

0:49.2

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Okay, let's go. We're gonna run to E-Leg, Shake I value It's part of my team presented by a ball in the stool sports. Welcome to part of my team presented by the cash app. Go download it right now, use code bar so you get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, January 4th, week 17. The regular season is done 256 games and I have that right teach. I think that's about right and they were all played big cat all plate. I'm uh, it's boom Mr. Compton mission accomplished boom. All right. We start in Western New York where Josh Alan Dershowitz was Waking up the barely legal bills and scoring at will on the dolphins until Matt Charles Barkley took over throwing the dolphins through a glass window and out of the playoffs. It will have to be wait till next year for Pua Tagliavoa as Buffalo looked like a bunch of Japanese fishermen looking to net a two-o'-fish but slaughtering a bunch of dolphins instead. The bills are locked and loaded for the playoffs. Is there a saying for that? Oh yeah. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo bills! As the bills hang off 50 burger or a 50 beef on whack if you know what I'm saying, Western New York. On the Dolphid 5626. What? What?ousins thunder struck quickly in the game with a touchdown to Chad ACBB and the Vikings are back and back with a division win for the Lions. It's officially draft season and thought those about to mock. We saw Lou, you. Daven cooked up a nice Christmas CJ Ham delivering a facial, leaving lines fans looked like they just got honey glazed. And Detroit, home of the Queen and my good friend, Rest in Peace, Reitha Franklin, were Adam Sanktikirk. You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like your contract's absurd and the bike I tried, 35, lied, terrible. Who day, who day, who day, who day, say they're gonna beat them Bengals? Pretty much everyone. Lamar, Jack, sunny digital put his stamp on Cincinnati as the Blackbirds QB was making tracks through the Bengals' defense. Coach, Zach, Eric Taylor says, full eyes, clear fartsarts always lose to the Ravens as the Bengals finish a season two forget. Mindset Monday Night Football Game boom. That Monday Night Football Game who can forget that one? Brandon Ray Allen is getting there and by there I mean back to being a backup and also switching back and forth from his dick to his tongue. John are you going to The Harbour O'Fare? Is taking the Ravens back to the playoffs with a great stretch run? Ravens 38, Bengals 3. Whaaat? Some spread. Mike's hard-glinenade got his long neck portal twisted off all afternoon as Say-Dain-so Pat Phillip River's Cuomo was left wheezing as Doug Oof Marone is going to be singing soprano while he held Christopher Maltesante Congles' nose on the side of the road like a dog. John Death and For You Taylor made some wonderful business decisions and ploughed through the Jaguars like they were imaginary friends that were smiling just out of the picture. Cots, 28, the Jacksonville Jaguars 14. In Cleveland where jolly old St. Nicholas chub asked Brown's fans, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to be back in the playoffs for the first time in 18 years? Ohio, the celebration in Cleveland is better than a video of Kareem Pie, Kareem Pie, Hunt pounding the inside all day. You like them Karimpie's? Stick it in there, boom. On the other side of the ball, Mercedes Ben Rathasberger was put in the garage for the day, and Mason Rudolph, the Red Nose reindeer, had some very shitty throws, and if you have a saw, you would say he blows. Good news for all parties included, it's Brown Steelers next week in the playoffs. Yes, again, the Cleveland Browns are in the playoffs. And Cleveland hasn't been this hot since Drew Carrey was singing Cleveland rocks. Browns 24 Steelers 22. The NFC Norse had a showdown on the lake Sunday at no limit. Soldier Field singing. Colleo you won't good't good once you make that ass up, sacking

6:45.3

our enroder with his behind and proving that hard twerk beats talent when talent doesn't twerk hard. Mitch headburt trabiscuit reminded everyone quarterbacks don't break, they just turn into running backs and Matt Neggie said in the post game, I don't have a quarterback, I just have a player who would be really mad if you heard me say that. Karen Rogers would like to speak to his game manager and the playoffs run to the

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roles and tundra mad if you heard me say that. Karen Rogers would like to speak to his game manager and the playoffs run through the

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Rolls and Tundra! Packers 35! Dabbers 16!

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In Houston, where? Tractor Sito! He's in his bags like Ranch Doritos. Get under your skin like he's a mosquito. Make coach Raeble cut off his p-hole.

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Tractor Sito! Derek Henry Kissinger committed war crimes against a Texans defense,

7:27.9

officially entering the 2k club.

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It's in the game, boom.

7:31.0

That's EA Sports, you ignorant fucking slut!

7:33.8

It was a tough season for the Texans and Romeo must die,

7:37.1

but the Sean Elementary, my dear Watson, made the game look easy.

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