Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take, it is football with PFT and myself. Just the two of us, tight show, we do have Max producing, shout out Max for producing on Christmas Day. He will maybe chime in for the Eagles. It's a tight show though. We're going to talk about football. We have 15 games to get to. I feel like all I've been doing for the last three days is eating, putting presents together and watching football, just various points of football games. So we're going to talk about every game, the Lions, clinching the first NFC North title in history in their franchise history. home games since 1993. We have the Cowboys Dolphins, the narrative bowl, the fraud bowl. We're going to talk Ravens Niners at the end because we're taping it in the middle of the third quarter right now. So we got a lot of the chiefs done. The chiefs might be done is Travis Kelsey has he lost all of his skills, a lot of football to get to.

And we're doing it all together with the family plan now streaming on Apple TV

plus starring Mark Wahlberg when his past catches up to his present and assassin turned

dead and barks on an action and an adventure packed road trip to save his family.

We've all seen this movie. It's an awesome movie. Great.

There's nothing better this week when you're between Christmas and New Year's

And it's just kind of like a blank week that time just forgets

That's movie time with the family so watch the family plan on Apple TV plus our guy Mark Walberg in this great great movie

The family plan now streaming on Apple TV plus rated PG 13

So go check it out right now Apple TV plus you should have Apple TV plus anyway it's got everything there for you. It's starring Mark Walberg recurring guest Mark Walberg. What has passed catches up to his president assassin turned dad and barks on an action an adventure pack road trip to save his family go right now watch the family plan now streaming on Apple TV plus read a PG 13. Okay, let 26th, weekend, 16. Let us be the last to wish you, America Christmas. I got my good friend Stella in the room so I can't too loud otherwise she'll wake up. We start on Saturday out in Los Angeles where Smith, the new Chargers head coach, showed the team a gif of Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit as a locker room is still trying to find the guy who got Brandon Staley fired. Josh Allen Rickman said if the bills playoff hopes are gonna die, they'll have to die hard.

Making plays every time he was snaped the football,

passing for a touchdown and slithering for two more.

The game was tight late, but Ryan Shakira, Shakira,

Hips did lie as he turned out to be down by contact,

helping the bills bleed the clock and survive

being electrocuted by the dead batteries. Bill's 24, Chargers 22. On Christmas Eve Eve, we go to Pittsburgh where Mason root off the Red Nose Ranger led to slaying on the bandals with a help of a giant sack by QJ watt. George Michaels pickens way up the secondary secondary early and said you're in a lot of trouble

Kick brownings fudge everything up. Well as counterpart Mason was more accurate than the Cincinnati's who keep it Here we go Stoolers here we go It's probably not to fire their coach here. We go bitch bird 34 since the 11 Down to Houston where a Mari started off the podcast saying, what's up Daddy Gang? It's me, Father Cooper, here to gluck luck the life out of the Texans playoff hopes. As he and Joe Flacco with an F hooked up for 265 yards and two touchdowns. Case key bump couldn't snort life into the Texans offense as Davis Millie, Davis Millie Bobby Brown had to come in and command the 11 on offense. Even without Dustin Anthony Hopkins kicking for the better part of the game, the Browns were able to take a shortcut to happiness and all but clinch a playoff work. Browns 36, Texans 22. Down to Atlanta where Arthur Smith was going to get fired, but then he got high. The offense was looking real tired but then he got high. There's probably going to still miss the playoffs but at least they'll try. Why man? Why man? Because he got high. Because he got high. Because he got high, Niki. The Falcons might have found a spark for their offense but it too ridder, too late for the dirty birds as Bijan Slab on by Robinson tied the colds up like a ponytail on Shane's, stiking a blowjob day. Buckingham Palace, Gordner Menshu, was stoic after not doing his job and watching a very bad violent end if you're in Indiana. Falcons 29, coach Tyler. We head to the windy city where Justin Trudeau fields bounce back after a terrible brown facing answering critics that ask can he play quarterback with a can I go. Khalil looked like he made the Cardinals deep and smoked some herb. Err before the game reminding everyone that tackling well high as a DUI as he went for over a hundred. Cole, how I commit your mother, Mazbito, along for 107 yards and the Bears comfortably won the game. Their last play being a QB Neopatric Harrods, Bears 27, Cardinal 16. We go over Minnesota where the Detroit Lions were officially looking to escape the ash label. Thanks to-Rot Taint Brown who found himself around balls all day long On defense, Ife too should leave Millio Vapu had an interception as fellow sketch comedian Nick Mullins trying to find out who did this Dan Campbell dragged Minnesota out to sea until it was exhausted Then let their boat on fire giving them a Viking funeral Jameer acquired quiet Gibbs put the Vikings into virtual insanity, and they'll be dancing on the ceiling in Detroit, where they have won the division for the first time, since Hank Lockwood was one year old, crying and whining and pooping himself and sucking on boobies, much like he still is, to this very day. Lion's party, Vikings 24! We head over to Philadelphia with our correspondent Maxwell Delente. Hey! We head over to Philadelphia where the Giants finally sent Tommy DeVito sleeping with the Southern dishes. Shaco Neil Lunder had the Eagles band saying, I owe you an apology. I wasn't familiar with your game. As he finally had his first good game with the Eagles

Boston Scott Strat got absolutely level by his own teammate leaving his arms wide open

Resulting in the most embarrassing turn overs since the butt

However, the Andre Taylor Swift was able to find blank space late and burn in a claph of the Eagles to win ugly Eagle 33 giant 25

We finish in Nazareth on the holiest of holidays with

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