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Okay. additional terms apply go check it out right now get free delivery when you you cart your first order on Instacart app and Instacart.com okay let's go It's part of my take. You in it by barstown sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday December 26th, week 16. WAP WAP WAP WAP Pfff Pfff I'm gonna play the last wish 16 We started Minnesota where stop me if you've heard this before but the Vikings played in a dramatic game that came down to the wire. The game was in hand until Sequon Charles Barkley broke loose running to the video scoreboard before anyone could catch him. Damn Daniel, back at it again with the comeback, as Daniel hit Daniel, Belinger that is for the two-point conversion and a tie game late in the fourth. And that's where our story always ends. As a new nightmare Kirk cousins brought the Vikings down the field for a last second feel goal and Greg the egg Joseph said I'm involved in a criminal conspiracy and it's called the Vikings being 12 and 3 the Vikings 27 giants 24 We go over to Kansas City where in a touching tribute to my dear friend chief Sawholic, quote Pete Carroll says, he's always asking people to hand over any loose change. Patrick Mahoho Holmes said, I'll be dying if that pattern doesn't look like a little orange chimney and slid right into it. And speaking of Jolly Fact guys in a red suit, Andy Reid has a big sack full of tricks as he let his chestnuts roast on an open dumpster fire That is the AFC West no effects Fett said this team might be on the decline But I'm not going out like a punk but Cadarrius Tony soprano sliced and diced his way into the end zone Like it was Ralphie Sifaretta was body after he might have burned out the stable with Tony's horse inside of it and Speaking of being hungry, he could eat a horse. What did Andy Reed say when he opened up his oven? Pi O'My, Chiefs 24, let's see Ox10. We head over to Chicago where the wind whipped across soldier field. And an old name dominated the game as Devon Iron Mike Singletary made the monster the midway look like Elmo on Sesame Street. Jump up, get down, come dance with Josh, we're moving our body to the ABCs, dance nearby, wow, dance far away, now clap your hands to the letter of the day. Clap clap, what's the letter? Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap, what's the letter? What's the letter? What's the letter? What's the letter? What's the letter? What's the letter? The letter of the day is W as Josh Allen in the Bills when their third straight AFC title also shout out to all the other dads that are stuck watching Sesame Street all over the all the time over Christmas to New Year's and the Bills are Dawson Knox Knox Knoxin on the Super Bowl's door as no one circles the wagons like a buckle Bill's Bill's 35 bears 13. I can't get that fucking Sesame Street song out of my head, Deach. We go out to Santa Claus Clara in a Christmas Eve battle with Playoff implications. Party maybe even have been selected with a last pick in the draft, but you know who the original superstar Mr.

Robin was that's right Jesus Christ born in a manger

Douted from a young age until he showed up at a wedding with no fish no wine and whip

Some spread

Taylor high Nicki Minaj got hit the head by Nick Bosa like it was a shoe thrown by Cardi B and George Kittle drummer boy said

I have two scores for you Puh, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump, rump,iddell, drummer boy, said, I have two scores for you. Puh, pump, pump, pump. As the 49ers were procket around, Christian McAfry, as Slay Slay McCloud was making it rain, dear. The 49ers may already have five golden rings, but they're looking for another 49ers 37. The Commenders 20. Down and a nice candy

As the Cowboys hung tough late and Michael Parsons. Yeah, remember that guy decided to show up back again this season helping big D

Deliver a big W unfortunately for the children of North America the game were in late meaning Mike McCarthy

Wasn't able to moonlight it as job climbing down chimneys and eating cookies across the US.

Cowboys 40, Eagles 34. We go down to Charlotte where many were saying beware the Panthers were a live dog and son of Sam Donald might not be a serial coach killer after all. As Steve Wilkes do it is willing to go full send, Noking every last drop out of this Carolina team. And I can't see real good. Is that the Lions' defensive line or the Crimea Peninsula? Because it is very susceptible to a Russian attack, even without Camp Putin at the helm. Jared Turner had in golf dropped a ball, but not before his no-straight went nuts, hauling in not one, not two two, but three TVs and a losing effort, the Packter's 37th, the Lions 23th. To Pittsburgh, where we lost a legend this weekend, my good friend Franco Harris, the Immaculate Reception, the start of a dynasty, rest easy Franco, what a wonderful tribute to a wonderful man. Speaking of tributes, the Raider season is a tribute to Ted Kennedy because this car is off the road fully submerged and death is imminent. The game came down to the final drive as Kenny Pickett shaved the Raider's secondary down to the skin and George Charles Pickett's road a perfect ending for the Steel City. Steelers 13. Raators 10. We go down to Miami as there was white powder falling from the sky like it was 1983 all over again. In the first corner, Tua found Jalen message in a waddle who put the sting on the packers early. Raheem mostered an onions couldn't catch up to Wisconsin bratat Aaron Rodgers in the second half. As that's one uh that's two uh that's a three uh interceptions. AJ Bob Dylan can tell the times they are a change in as math LaFlore has finally gotten through that French haircut of his that you can go for it on fourth inch toward inside the ten yard line. The Packers 23, the dolphins 20. Acapella's Acapella, James. Here we go. A via zoom. Standing on a corner, James Winston down a no. No, such a fine site to see. It's just on my Lord and. And He's feeling so, He's going to be a heart to keep the clean streets. Come on, when Stan, he's gone, Stan, Hank has never guessed the ball right. Forgot to mention. Sainsco Marching, 1710, that acapella stunk. Oh my God. Week 16 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. Chevy is the commanding unstoppable Chevy Silverado. Learn more at Chevy.com. The greatest truck ever created the Chevy Silverado. Again, go check it out Chevy.com, tell them PMT sent you and they'll give you a free tank of gas, $100 bill, and a cup of coffee. Chevy.com, the best truck ever created. The unstoppable Chevy Silverado. Okay, week 16 in the books, that Ocupela was terrible. PFT and I are on Zoom. It's an old school show. It's just the two of us shout out Max. He's producing. But it's just the two of us. We're gonna break down week 16, a great week and weekend of football. And we are on Zoom. So bear with us if anything happens. That Ocup Occupel though that was I feel bad for everyone who had to

listen to that. It was pretty bad but get and not only we're on Zoom but we're also by coastal right now. Yes. So your west coast, I'm east coast. There's a little bit of lag time in it. I was thinking that we do Beastie boys next time. Staining all the corner James Winston-Downe and I I think a wrap version of that might be for the best next time we're remote.

Yes, I agree. I agree. right, so let's hop into it because we got a lot to discuss And I'm excited to talk about all this football we weren't we didn't watch for the first time all season We didn't watch any of the games together which means we have the freshest takes which is nice We'll do it in chronological order we'll we'll talk the Bucks Cardinals, whatever garbage this game is. The Bucks play the worst games of football possible. They are the inverse of the team that we'll start with. The Minnesota Vikings, who played the best games of football ever. So Vikings 27, Giants 24, the Minnesota Vikings are now 12 and three they have a 11

One score victories. They're 11 and 0 and one score games. That is an NFL record

Every single game they play rules

And has dramatic one way or the other this one with a 60 was it 62 yarder?

I think it's a 61 yard fuel goal

So I actually I was thinking about this because it feels like the Giants lose a lot of games on heartbreaking fuel goals. And it's true. So since 2018, the Giants have lost three games on fuel goals of 61 yards or farther, which is crazy. Because I think there have been like 12 fuel goals of 61 yards of farther kicked in the history of the NFL. So pretty wild. It is wild in this game. Like the Vikings had it. The Giants came back to point conversion. Say, Juan, Barclay, we did sit. Sometimes we get things right. Remember, we said for our Mount Rushmore, the Vikings do give up explosive runs. That's what happened for them to the Giants to come back in this game. I have a couple questions for you off this game because you know at this point we are it's verbal meme just like the the Mexican standoff in the office. It's me you and the and Vikings fans. We just got our guns pointed each other at all times. I can't even tweet. I tweeted that the the end zone look like garbage. The end zone did look like garbage. It was confusing as fuck. They had white end zones with a little strip of purple and then the white out of bounds. And it was like you, it made no sense watching it being like, what's in bounds? What's out of bounds? I tweeted that picture. Vikings fans just jumped down my throat. I respect that though because we are in this standoff. But I have a question for you. Is Kirk Cousins maybe clutch? I mean Kirk Cousins has been objectively a very good quarterback that's here for the most part. He's like he's good. The Vikings are good. They keep it close. He hasn't made he's being like slightly more reckless than he was in years past. And that's why they got that new coach.

It was essentially to like to unlock Kirk Cousins. Do you know what? It's like that movie, she's all that. He's taken Kirk's glasses off right now. And he's about to must up his hair a little bit. Once the hair gets must up and let down, then Kirk Cousins is fully capable of fucking up the playoffs. But he's like, he's a little bit more risk taking

and less risk of verse than he has been in the past.

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