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🗓️ 27 December 2021
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Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes. We then recap every game from Saturday and Sunday(00:02:13-00:08:39) WFT/Dallas(00:08:39-00:16:46). Packers/Browns(00:16:46-00:27:34). Colts/Cardinals(00:27:34-00:36:48). Bills/Patriots(00:36:48-00:49:23). Rams/Vikings(00:49:23-00:56:49). Bengals/Ravens(00:56:49-01:10:58) Eagles/Giants(01:10:58-01:21:29). Texans/Chargers(01:21:29-01:26:15). Bucs/Panthers(01:26:15-01:36:13). Jets/Jaguars(01:36:13-01:45:36). Falcons/Lions(01:45:36-01:51:18). Bears/Seahawks(01:51:18-01:58:12). Raiders/Broncos(01:58:12-02:01:54). Chiefs/Steelers(02:01:54-02:09:55). Football guy of the week and Who's back of the week finishes up the show(02:09:55-02:24:51).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have a week 16 of the NFL. Some big time games, some big time playoff implications. We had Saturday football, Christmas day football. We had a full slate on Sunday. We gonna recap everything where you fastest two minutes We're gonna get to football guy the week and who's back of the week But before we do all of that we're brought to you by our friends at Toastitos Toastitos the official chip in dip of the NFL If you're watching football with your friends you need two two things. A TV and some Toastitos. |
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| 1:36.6 | Slash recipes tostitos the official chip and dip of the NFL. Okay, let's go. It's part of my take. There's an about our support. Welcome to part of my take. As I advice those videos, the official chip and dip of the NFL. Today is Monday, December 27th, week 16th. We start with the fighting Dan Campbells who took on the Falcons led by the Chins, as people expected to watch the King of the Eye sores with these two teams clashing. After a long week end of eating, it was Kyle Schitts who could not be contained on his way to 102 yards. Stop me if you've heard this before, but Ghost Hotel owner Arthur Blank was on the sideline as TV12 tried to lead his team to a miraculous comeback. this time time, O'Boyle doesn't rule as the quarterback threw a backbreaking interception to end the game. Falcon's 20, Lions 16. Whip! Coyution, where don't put up a statue of him yet, but Jefferson Davis Mills put his team in a position to succeed. As many are saying, the AFC South might rise again. Rex Grossman Burke had kept going deep over and over again, and Red Beans and Royce Freeman was a wonderful side dish. I put my jost in you, Jackson tried so hard and pushed as far as he could go, as a hybrid theory out of the backfield for the Chargers, but in the end, |
| 3:45.1 | it doesn't even matter. Brennan's daily jolosment sees dead people. Yeah, his entire team. Sorry, Aaron Rogers, but David McCulley Corkin doesn't know how to make his family disappear, but it certainly does look like he's going to make a Charger stay home alone for the playoffs. Texans, 41 Chargers, 49 |
| 4:05.9 | Spread in the city of brotherly love, it was Tori Lane Johnson, expertly handling the balls for a touchdown. Jake from... Georgia. No, no, Jake from. Warner Robbins, Georgia. No, Jake from. The Buffalo Bill. His name is Jake from, Teed. Shut up for a a second. Jake from answered life's greatest question. Is there a professional quarterback worse than Mike Glennon with the resounding? Yes. Fun fact. To make glass, you need to liquefy Sanders. Miles, that is, and I may have put this insult in because I had his Russian prop over the totally would have hit before the running back left with an injury in the second half. |
| 4:45.0 | In terrible news for the G-Men, Joe Judges reportedly back for another year, making him the least-like judge since Edo. Speaking of Edo, I Edo too much this weekend and I'm fat. Eagles 34, Giants 10! The Ravens and the Bengals were in a battle for the Catbird seat in the AFC North |
| 5:02.7 | and former Ohio outcasts, burrows and mixin were singing from the runs to the |
| 5:08.2 | check down to the red zone shots from deep throws. Ha ha, we love these Joe's ha ha, we love these Joe's. The Cinderella story squash Johnson turned back into a pumpkin as John Barack Harbama was too busy signing his entire team up for healthcare.gov to make sure Ohio still belong to Dem. Golden T Higgins had a solid four-hundreds worth of yards and Tyler Freiboy had a long solo catch and run. There might not be a lot to do in Cincinnati, but that just means they will all be at the Bengals home playoff game. Huh? Huh? What? Huh's 41. Right, but 21. In Foxboro, Ida Zayam McKenzie consulting streamlined the bill's office, going for 11 receptions for 125 yards and 1 TD. Damian Joe Harris pulled up for three. Touchdowns, that is, but it wasn't enough. As Mac Jim was not flying high or bowling throwing two interceptions to Micah Apple Pine. And no one serves like a buckle goes. No one circles the wagons like the Buffle. In the middle is Wilson's 14 points were not on the plan for peace as Braxton got to have me some votes and burials returned one for his score. The Jaguars put up a fight while Darae Oden fumbled a ball away, did what Trevor could it. Connor Mickey D delivered a supersized touchdown reception, sealing interim coach Ron Kate Middleton to his successful coronation. Jet Swing. Up to Minneapolis where Sony PlayStation Michelle was on rookie mode and opened the game up with a touchdown. The running back dual continued in the third quarter. When Alexander Hamilton Madison told the Rams defense, I'm not thrown away my shot to enter the end zone. Go, go Brandon Brandon Power Rangers said it's morphin time. When he returned to punt for a score, an Odell Beckham Jr. enjoyed his Christmas dinner with a dance on the side. The Rams, a flinch of playoff spot, as for the Vikings, they're still the Vikings. Los Angeles 30, Minnesota 22. The Kansas City, where it was on myoho Holmes Merry Christmas. The fat men in the red suit Andy Reid brought a big sack of presents and still city got a lump of coal. Byron Chris Pringle was making a list of TD dances and he chucked it twice. Clyde Edwards-Voltaire said Mike Tomlin that those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities like kicking a field goal in the third quarter down 30 teach. Big Ben was throwing up wounded ducks and flocks of seagulls to Deontie Johnson and Ty Rand Ty Rand so far away Matthew had stillers fans pulling out their hair. Kansas City 30th, Pittsburgh, Hutt. |
| 8:05.0 | Hutt. Is there your eye face teach? Who's getting noobs? We finished in Seattle, where the field covered in white stuff wasn't because Big Dick Nick was in town. It was a good old-fashioned snow football game. Mr. Unlimited is so unlimited that he isn't even limited to losing a game to Matt Niggie and the Bears Unlimited! |
| 8:27.8 | It was the weekend of St. Nick as Foles wasn't delivering coal to the kids but instead the Avesless Wonder Jimmy Graham with a late touchdown to seal the win. Are the Bears back? Some people are saying the Bears might be back. Bears 25ahawks 24 All right week 16 in the books We are on zoom again because it is our week off, but we're here for the people we're going to recap every game We had everyone chip in Jake again you win the award for best boomer and delivery That's two two weeks in a row. It's like an employee of the week. Maybe put that up on your fridge, so your mom can see it. I think he gets Jake of the week again. Jake of the week again. So we're going to recap every game. Do we want to start with this night game because? No, I don't think we do. I don't think many people watched it to be honest with you. |
| 9:25.8 | Everyone's, you know, it's the time of year where you're spinning. As much time as you can with your families, probably a low rated game. We don't need to watch it. I think, you know, the big enemy tonight was definitely Roger Gidell for scheduling the football team to play two games in five days. I thought player safety was a thing that we were taking into a guy, especially after, you know, the entire team has been exposed to Nick Sireani and his COVID that he brought to the last game on the sideline. So it's not really a shock to me that we're feeling a little bit winded out there. I had this markdown as a loss at the beginning of the season. And as recently as just two weeks ago, I said that they were going to lose this game. So no, I'm not, I'm not worried. I'm not, I don't think that we need to talk about it. The Washington football team, as we're taping this, they're down 42 to seven. There's 10 minutes left to the third quarter. They should have a running clock. The cowboys, the hype is going to be off the charts on Monday morning for the cowboys because this This is the game that the National Primetime game. The Cowboys been lurking. They've been a very good team all year. This was their oh shit. The Cowboys are actually like Super Bowl competitors. I'm mad at myself because I thought about making a wager on them to win the Super Bowl on Monday at 12 to one. I'm sure I've surely fucked myself over. But the Cowboys are back. |
| 10:45.5 | And PFT, I'll do a spin zone for you. Who are the guys you were fighting? It was, was it, uh, was it pain? And who else? Alan and Payton, John and Alan and so are pro bowl defense attack, and then paying who's really good and their teammates from Alabama. So you can be in this, you can blame this on Sabin if you want. or it's like the it says we played so many games in such a short time period. |
| 11:06.3 | It's like the opposite of when you're in training camp. |
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